Chapter 4

Back in Ylisstol, Chrom and the Robins had already given up on coming up with a plan. Instead, they had gone to Chrom's room to play some Super Smash Bros. Brawl on Chrom's fancy Nintendo Wii, but not Sm4sh since Chrom still wasn't in that and he'd get salty and also he didn't have a Wii U. But his salt was still leaking in-he'd placed a house rule that Marth and Ike were banned. As such, FeRobin was forced to play as Mario (who, if you haven't noticed, still has yet to appear in this entire story), instead of her main. She couldn't use just the tip(ping of the scales). Because of this, Chrom and MaRobin were dominating. FeRobin sighed. "Cmon guys, can we play something else? How about Mario Pa-"

"Don't you dare," Chrom interrupted her. "Mario Party is shit."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" responded FeRobin.

"Stop the fighting! I have something very important to tell you!" a sexy voice boomed out. Chrom and the Robins stopped and searched for the source of the voice. Then, a figure appeared in the doorway, radiating perfection. Everyone's heads turned toward it. It was Garfield! "My children, you must stop. I need your help."

"But how could mere mortals like us assist the great and divine Garfield?" asked MaRobin.

"It's terrible...Diet Coke is making a comeback. And even I cannot defeat it alone. I need your help. You're this part's main characters...you have plot protection. By the way, where's the lasagna?"

"Ummm….there should be some in the fridge." Chrom gestured to the corner of the room. Garfield glided over to the fridge, and pulled out the lasagna. "Chow time!"

Between bites, Garfield continued to speak. "Anyway, I *chomp* still don't know who *chomp* has the *chomp* 「 E」Stand."

"...Diet Coke?" asked Chrom hesitantly.

"Yes. It's the *chomp* only Stand to rival *chomp* my 「D R. P 」 *chomp* 「D R. R」 ."

Before Garfield could continue, Dark Roy and Dark Link burst in, already surrounded by a blue outline. The Robins hadn't realized they'd been surrounded by the red team outline, but after seeing the state of their opponents, they knew. Chrom gasped. "Wait, is this another actual Smash fight over a Stand battle? Nani!?"

Dark Roy rushed up and grabbed MaRobin, pummeling the tactician and throwing him to the ground, following it up with an up-B, as Dark Link threw a bomb. But as soon as Dark Roy landed, he was hit by a blast of FeRobin's Thoron, who was then knocked down by another one of Dark Link's bombs. Then, as she stood back up, Dark Link spoke (unlike normal Link). "Daisan no bakudan!" With that, he threw a third bomb. "Bite Za Dusto!" Somewhat unfortunately for him, he didn't actually have 「 N」so he couldn't use Bite Za Dusto. However, it was still a bomb, so FeRobin still took some damage. "Scream," ouched FeRobin, as she fell to the floor again. Shockingly to Garfield, our heroes were losing.

As Dark Roy began charging his Flare Blade, the Robins lay helpless. Just as Dark Roy began bringing his blade down, he was hit by an arrow. It was the real Link, and following him was the real Roy! They, too, had red team outlines. The real Roy rushed up and charged a side smash, instantly KO'ing his dark self. But Link didn't want a regular Smash fight anymore. He summoned 「 R」, and had his Stand punch Dark Link, instantly KO'ing him as well. The team outlines vanished, as the battle had been won. "Good job, guys," Garfield complimented. "But anyway, we need to find out who has 「 E」."