Chapter 5

Shulk was crouched in the dark corner, watching Rohan. "What's Rohan gonna do next?" he thought to himself. He watched as Rohan lifted his pen and spoke. "I will make the official anthem of this fanfiction 'Chase' by batta." Shulk gasped, but he quickly covered his mouth. Chase!? But that was the worst JoJo opening, everyone knew the best was Bloody Stream! How could Rohan do such a thing?

"I heard that. Who's there?" Rohan spoke, startling Shulk. The Monado Boy knew a battle was incoming. As he continued hiding from Rohan, he saw movement in the other corner. The cardboard box that had been laying there this whole time got tossed aside-it was Shulk's husband, Snake! "It's show time," Snake muttered. Rohan turned toward Snake, and glared. "So you were the one. Nobody shall interfere with my writing! 「 A」!" But Snake was ready. He rolled to the side and tossed a hand grenade. It blew up in Rohan's face, but by fighting game logic he suffered no injuries beyond a health drain.

While Snake and Rohan fought, Shulk saw his opportunity. He ran up behind Rohan and BACK SLASH'd him, the impact knocking the mangaka onto the floor. Shulk and Snake stood over him, ready to save this fanfiction. But before they could restore ownership to The Author, a distorted, high-pitched voice spoke out. " 「 E」!" Shulk and Snake froze up upon hearing this. D-Diet Coke? The Stand user was here!?

Shulk was the first to come back to his senses. He lunged at Snake, pushing his lover to the ground just in time to avoid a blast of the vile, most evil soda known to man. The two crawled underneath Snake's cardboard box, waiting hopelessly for the next blast of soda. But it never came. 「 E」's user must have realized the danger of revealing themselves too early, and left. They were safe...for now. But little did they know that this enemy could eventually tear them apart if they so desired, even more so than Garfield tore Chrom and Garon apart after they questioned why Garfield hates Mondays.