Chapter 6

"So, o great and powerful Garfield, do you have any leads?" MaRobin asked.

"Unfortunately, all I know is that it isn't The Author or The Editor. However, I know The Editor has pledged allegiance to Diet Coke." Chrom gasped. Could that be why Part 6 ended how it did? Garfield opened his mouth again, but paused. He looked at the wall. "Hey, has that box always been there?"

"No, I don't think it has…" Chrom answered. "Should we investigate?"

"Yes, my child."

The Robins both cast Arcfire on the box, setting it on fire. A high-pitched voice exclaimed, "Wryyyyyy!" and Smol DIO popped out of the box. He was smoller than Garfield expected their next enemy would be. Smol DIO summoned 「 D」, ready to fight. Za Smol Warudo reached out for the nearby fish MaRobin had prepared for Garfield during Chapter 5 in order to slap someone with it. But Garfield laughed. "Fool! 「D R. R」has already touched that tilapia!" Before Za Smol Warudo could slap someone, the fish blew up. "This is just one of the powers of my 「STAND」!"

But Smol DIO wasn't ready to give in. He pulled a toy steamroller out of his pocket and threw it at Garfield. "Roda Rora da!" Garfield simply sidestepped, and the toy steamroller hit the wall, leaving a mark. "Hey, that was my wall!" Chrom whined.

"Give up, DIO. You can't beat me and my Dr. Pepper." Just to be safe and ensure Smol DIO's surrender, Garfield summoned a can of Dr. Pepper and shook it up. Then, he threw it at DIO, as it opened and the soda exploded on the smol vampire, covering him in sticky perfection.

Just as DIO was about to surrender, Lucina burst through the window, but also she was now short, fat, and pink. She pulled out a bottle of holy water and a gun, and poured the holy water over the bullets. She took aim and fired at Smol DIO, killing him instantly. Then, Lucina reverted to her normal self, as a pink blur zoomed back out the same window. Within seconds, Officer Mario (who's still a different character than normal Mario) had showed up and arrested Lucina. She was being charged with murder! How could she get out of this predicament?