Chapter 3
MaRobin and FeRobin exited the courtroom, ready to start their filler break. They exited out the front door and wandered into Smashville, even though that courthouse was in a jungle on a giant robot and was nowhere near Smashville. They passed a few shops and also Face Nemesis, until they arrived at The Roost. They entered, and saw a Villager working as a barista. "I'll take a house blend," MaRobin ordered.
"I think I'll have...a pumpkin spice latte," FeRobin ordered, "as I am a female and also caucasian."
The Villager, being unable to speak, simply poured their coffees, and MaRobin took a sip. "Yowch! That's hot!" But before he could drink the rest after it cooled, someone burst in, grabbed his cup, and threw it at him, covering him in the hot, caffeinated beverage.
"Take that, you backstabbing frick!" Kamui shouted.
"Wait, what? Kamui? Oh no…" MaRobin mumbled.
FeRobin turned to him, visibly angry. "Care to explain?"
"Uh, uh…"
Kamui slapped him. "You've been cheating on me this whole time? With yourself?"
"Um, Kamui, we stopped dating like 4 parts ago…"
"I don't want to hear it! I'm challenging you to a Stand battle!"
MaRobin groaned. His Stand was pretty useless, now that The Editor had retconned it. Maybe he could pretend he didn't have one? "I don't have one," he whispered, his knees quivering in fear.
"Frick that, you liar."
"F-fine. Then I'll fight in my own way."
But it was too late. Kamui had already summoned her 「 E」 , and was waiting for MaRobin to summon his. But he didn't-instead, he pulled something out of his coat. "Go, Pikachu!"
FeRobin took a step back.
"Wait, since when did you catch Pikachu?"
"Doesn't matter. Pikachu, summon 「 K」!"
But Pikachu didn't summon its Stand. Instead, it merely grumbled, "pikur pikur."
"Naga darnit, did Chrom give it fishsticks again? Doesn't matter. Pikachu, use Skull Bash!"
Pikurchu charged up his side special, and launched himself at Kamui. "Ouch," she wheezed, as she coughed up a small amount of blood. "Buddy, you'll pay for that!"
"Pikur pikur," Pikachu simply muttered in response. He must've eaten more fishsticks than usual.
Then, FeRobin pushed MaRobin. "Step aside, coward. If you're not gonna face her in a Stand battle, then I will. 「 T」 !"
Kamui took a step back, bumping into the wall. "W-wait, what? No, I'm supposed to be fighting him!"
"Well, we're technically the same person. Therefore, you're technically still fighting him when you're fighting me. Now, 「TEOTH」!" FeRobin's Stand lunged at Kamui, ready to strike. But the hit never landed, as Kamui's 「 E」stopped the blow, and then, Kamui transformed. She swung her tail at FeRobin, who jumped back just in time, but ran into MaRobin, which sent him stumbling backwards...right into the Villager. The Villager's eyes lit up with pure, concentrated malice, and yet he remained smiling. But he did not fight back. No, he simply walked out of the café, not even removing his uniform.
"Uh...anyway... 「TEOTH」!"
Suddenly, Kamui felt a deep and sudden darkness in her heart, almost like it was a total eclipse. This must be the power of FeRobin's Stand!
"Frick, I don't think I can beat that. Please, withdraw your Stand, and I'll leave you alone."
"Deal."
With that, all three decided to leave as well. MaRobin pointed out, "uh, guys, isn't that Villager there? What's he doing just standing right outside the window?" But before they could ponder further, they were already at the door. They walked out, only to find themselves...back in The Roost.
