Chapter 10

They left the arcade, and headed to Pac-Man's house. Along the way, Chrom got attacked by that angry dog that was kicked out of Waluigi's shop. (Actually, he was still angry because he didn't get to eat any of Waluigi's tacos.) They knocked on the door, and Pac-Man waka waka'd, " Go away!" Unfortunately for him, our protagonists were desperate, so they kept knocking. Eventually, Pac-Man waka waka'd the door. "What do you want?"

"Pac-Man, we need your help. We know you've got experience with ghosts, we need your help contacting one."

"Uh...okay. But I don't work for free, ya know?"

"We know," Shulk responded. With that, he presented Pac-Man with the lean and the cuisine.

"Nice. Okay. If you wanna summon a ghost, you gotta eat some dots and some fries."

"...That's it?"

"Yes. Now go away."

They left Pac-Man's house to find some dots and fries (probably at the diner.) But on their way, an animal flew overhead, and a person jumped off-it was Sumia! She faceplanted, but stood up. "Alright, two things. Pyra, Master Hand said you're invited to join Sma5h. And…" But Garon interrupted her.

"Well, Pyra, if you're a Smasher now, wanna join my harem?"

8-bit sunglasses slid onto Pyra's face as she answered with a "heck yeah" while airhorns spontaneously appeared and wailed.

"Anyway!" Sumia slapped Chrom. "Take that!" As she walked away, she tripped.

Chrom, angry at getting slapped, summoned his Stand. " 「D O N ' W」!"

Sumia was angry, but she was prepared. "Well… 「 E」!" With that, an ace of clubs appeared on the ground, and Sumia didn't faceplant. "Nice try, but I've got a Stand too now!"

"N-nani!?" Garon and FeRobin shouted. Chrom looked pale. How...how could Sumia have that Stand? Named after Chrom's favorite band? Could he bring himself to fight it? Sumia summoned an ace of spades, and threw it at Chrom's neck. Pyra burned the card just in time, only barely saving his life. But neither Chrom, Garon, NOR the Robins could bring themselves to fight 「 E」.

This battle seemed futile, as Sumia summoned more aces. Pyra kept trying to burn them, but she was quickly running out of energy. Sumia threw another card, and our heroes were surely done for. But midair, it suddenly got soaked and fell to the ground. " 「 E」!" Heropon Riki shouted, bursting out of a nearby bush. His fan jumped out behind him, shouting "Heropon Riki bestest!" While still midair, he used 「 P」 !" as he instantly changed trajectory, crashing into Sumia's face.

"Ouch," Sumia ouched.

Maybe the heroes could win! Except then the tides turned-Celesteela appeared, and summoned 「 S」. The voice of love let it take Chrom higher, so Chrom started levitating against his will because 1999 bizarre summer. This gave Sumia an opportunity to strike, so she summoned another card-except this one wasn't an ace, it was the two of diamonds! The two! She threw the card at Chrom, hitting his arm. However, since it was just a playing card, it turned out it actually doesn't do much damage.

Lucina, who wasn't unwilling to fight 「 E」, pulled out a bow (as she was still Bride class) and fired. Despite not being on her pegasus anymore, Sumia still took effective damage, and due to her low Defense, she was instantly forced to retreat (as she was on casual mode, so she can't die). As her Stand was no longer present, the others were willing to fight again. Both Robins pulled out tomes and simultaneously cast Thoron, while Shulk had snuck behind Celesteela and was ready to BACK SLASH. Chrom, who still wasn't in Smash, had to sit back as this was now a Smash fight and not a Stand battle anymore (sad!) Because it was Smash again, Lucina reverted back to Lord and thrusted with Falchion, which was the final blow Celesteela could take-the next hit was guaranteed to KO it. So, Garon kinda just slapped it, which was still enough to score the KO. Just then, Garfield showed up, apparently having stayed at the arcade this whole time. "Good job guys. Let's go get some lasagna at the diner while we're here."

So, they went to the diner. But it turned out Sans was eating there too, even though he is a skeleton and lacks a stomach and also doesn't need to eat. Anyway, they sat down, and the chef himself immediately brought out one of the finest lasagnas anyone had ever seen, to honor Garfield's visit. But MaRobin asked, "can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh some dots and fries please"

"Small or large?" the waitress, who was also there, asked.

"Yes."

"Right away, sir."

A few minutes later, the waitress brought out both a small and large order of dots and fries. "Eat up!" So, they did. But as soon as Lucina took the final bite, storm clouds appeared and lights started flickering. Tables and chairs and cups and everything started flying around the diner, almost as if they were circling something. They drew ever closer, until there was a bang, followed by an unmistakable voice-"IT IS NOT WEDNESDAY, MY DUDES."

Everyone cheered and clapped, because this was a most joyous of occasions-Wednesday Frog was back! "Where is a calendar, my dudes?" he asked. Garon pulled out a calendar, and the Wednesday Frog examined it. "Twosday? There should not be a Twosday, my dudes."

"Yes, great Wednesday Frog, we know."

"Where is Garfield, my dudes?"

"Right here," Garfield spoke between bites of lasagna, as He was unfazed by this plot development.

"We need to fix the calendar. I shall go to Delfino Plaza, where the calendar factory is, my dudes."

"We wish you luck on your mission, o Great Wednesday Frog," Pyra spoke, still in awe at the figure in their presence.

"We need to return to Smashville, guys," Garfield declared. The Wednesday Frog waved them off, as Garfield stole, I mean summoned, a car and they drove off into the sunset.