Chapter 11

Thus, they began their long voyage back to Smashville. However, about 30 minutes in, they saw a McDonald's sign that merely said, "WE HAVE IT" in a big, bold font.

Lucina got hungry. "Daaaaaaad, I'm hungry! Can we go to McDonald's?"

"Lucina, you're 19. Grow up," FeRobin scolded.

"Besides, we have food at home," Shulk added.

But Chrom was of a different mind. "McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!" he, MaRobin, and Pyra chanted. "Garfield, can we please go to McDonald's?"

"Okay, my child." With that, Garfield pulled up to the drive-thru. "I'd like two coffees, black."

"Coming right up, sir. Will that be all?"

"Yes, yes it will."

Suddenly, everyone's moods died. Garfield got his coffee, handed the other to Garon, and parked the car across the street, sipping it slowly.

"B-b-but Garfield, why?" Lucina whimpered.

"Cmon, Garfield, that was pretty cruel," Pyra criticized.

They stared at Garfield with puppydog eyes, and Garfield relented. "Alright, we can get more food. But Chrom's paying."

"Yaaaaaaaaay!" Everyone cheered, even Chrom (as he hadn't heard the part about him having to pay.)

The car pulled back into the drive-thru. "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?" asked the person working the drvie-thru.

Chrom spoke first. "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

Next, Shulk. "I'd like a McRib, please."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have the McRib at this time."

"Oh….I guess I'll just have two Egg McMuffins, then."

Next, Lucina. "One happy meal pweaze!"

FeRobin groaned. "Come on….okay, I'll have an Oreo McFlurry."

"Ice cream machine [B]roke."

"Understandable, in that case I'll also have an Egg McMuffin."

Then, Garfield. "I'll have a Bacon McDouble, no pickles. Miss me with that gay shit. Also a large fry."

"Large fries?"

"No. I want a singular, large fry."

Next, Garon. "Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Big Mac"

Then, Pyra. "Can I get 20 piece McNuggets, please? With some honey mustard. Also, a small Dr. Pepper."

Everyone else broke out. "Oh heck, the Dr. Pepper! We all forgot to ask for Dr. Pepper!"

Pyra spoke again. "Ok, everyone else forgot their drinks, I guess. Make that 8 Dr. Peppers."

Lastly, MaRobin. "I saw the sign. Can I have it?"

There was a long pause. Finally, the drivethru employee spoke, this time in MaRobin's voice. "Do you think you're ready?"

MaRobin broke into a sweat. "Y-yes…?"

With that, MaRobin suddenly burst into Smash Energy, as if he had gone past a blast line. When the energy dissipated, MaRobin was nowhere to be seen.

"Will that be all?" the drivethru employee asked, back in their generic, nondescript voice.

"Yes indeedy."

"Your order will be at the window."

Garfield pulled up the car to the window, grabbed the order, and took a drink. But it was….off. "Wait! This isn't Dr. Pepper, it's Mr. Pibb! What're you trying to get at!?"

"Sorry sir, we don't have Dr. Pepper at this location."

Everyone else in the car shouted, "you what!?" With that, all of them jumped out of the car and summoned their Stands (except Pyra, as she doesn't have a Stand nor does she need one). The McDonald's employee climbed out the window, and summoned their Stand too: " 「 S」!" But they were too slow, as FeRobin bitch slapped them across the face, only for Lucina to follow up with the same. But this drivethru employee's Stand was active, and suddenly, hamburgers came flying out of the drivethru window at incredibly high speeds! They crashed into Chrom's face, knocking him out. However, Garon picked up a burger and ate it, only to find this burger….had extra pickles! He began choking, as Garon was secretly allergic to burgers that have extra pickles (burgers with a normal number of pickles are fine, as are hot dogs with extra pickles). Angered by this, Lucina and Pyra swung their swords. But at the same time, Shulk had a vision of a blast of darkness striking Pyra-but it was too late. The darkness knocked Pyra down, and none other than Peppa Pig appeared! She and Lucina began a sword duel, metal clashing on metal. All the while, the McDonald's drivethru employee was throwing burgers at FeRobin. She cast a wall of Arcfire, burning the burgers up before they could hit. But then Arcfire ran out of durability, and a burger hit her in the face-comically covering both her eyes with pickles, and gave her a mustard mustache. "Naga dangit!" she shouted, as a McFlurry was lobbed at her coat, splattering it with chocolate ice cream. "NAGA DANGIT!"

Pyra stood back up, and joined Lucina's fight against Peppa Pig. She unleashed a stream of fire, but Peppa simply countered it with a blast of darkness. At the same time, she snorted another blast of darkness at Garfield, dragging Him into the fight. "Gosh darn it…. 「D R . R」!" Suddenly, all of the burgers faded from existence, and the ice cream machine [B]roke fo realz. At this point, the McDonald's employee simply dropped out of the fight, and everyone could concentrate their efforts on Peppa, except Chrom and Garon who were still knocked out. FeRobin whipped out her Thoron and cast it, but Peppa deflected it with her blade. She snorted, and lunged at her. Shulk jumped in and Monado Shield'ed just in time, and Peppa recoiled in shock. Seizing the opportunity, Lucina reclassed back to Bride and shot her bow, striking Peppa in the knee. Peppa staggered, but quickly recovered. She pulled the arrow out of her knee, and threw it on the ground. She began charging another burst of darkness, but at that moment, her eyes suddenly became covered in ink. A female Inkling who totally won't be relevant later or anything had exited the McDonald's and, seeing the danger, shot Peppa's eyes! Now she couldn't see, and fired her blast at a nearby tree. The tree fell to the ground, inconveniently crushing their car-but more importantly, their order.

Peppa snorted, finding it funny how in their efforts to survive, they destroyed what they most wanted to protect. "Ironic," she finally spoke. Everyone was furious. Sonic-Garfield fired a blast of light, and when it died down, Peppa Pig was gone. Garon and Chrom woke up from its brightness, only to find the damage of the fight. But they didn't have time to mourn-they had to get back to Smashville. Luckily, they wouldn't need mourning. Garfield reverted to His normal form, fixed the car, and got behind the wheel. Everyone else slowly got back in, and Garfield stole an exact copy of their order, this time with proper drinks. However, nobody else wanted to eat anymore after listening to Pyra chomp down on an entire order of 20 McNuggets.