Chapter 12
Garfield and co. continued to drive back to Smashville, but he didn't take the Big Blue highway as he missed the entrance ramp. Instead, he had to take the main roads. After many minutes, he finally arrived at an intersection. But before his light turned green, the intersection changed shape and became a roundabout right before everyone's eyes! Another car pulled up next to them, and rolled down their window. It was King De-Sailor Uranus! "Whahaha! Whadda ya think about mah 「 T」?"
Garfield glared. "I think the words will make you out and out."
Pyra looked confused. "Bitch, the frick does that even mean?"
Garfield ignored her. "Fine, you Sailor Scout. I'll spend the day your way."
Sailor Uranus revved his engine, and pulled out in front of Garfield. But instead of exiting like a normal driver, he just kept doing loops around the roundabout. "Haha! As long as ah stay in dis roundabout, ya legally can't enter it!"
Garfield sighed. "Cmon. You really wanna do this? I'm Garfield. I am the law. And I say I can use this roundabout." With that, Garfield pulled out, and drove to his needed exit.
After many more minutes, their car reached another entrance to Big Blue. Garfield drove up onto the ramp, but then someone rear-ended him! "Someone, look at what happened." So, Chrom turned around and peaked out the rearview window. It was Ki-Sailor Uranus again!
"Ain't nobody escaping a Sailah Scout!" But, he was wrong. Just seconds later, they were already at the exit to Smashville. "Ah, okay. Ya got darn luckeh dis time!" he shouted, shaking his penguin fist. Garfield pulled off the highway and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Well, gang, we're back. Let's get something to eat," Garfield spoke.
Shulk was stunned. "Wait, but we just went to McDonalds like 20 minutes ago!" But he was ignored, as nobody rejects the will of Garfield. So, the gang went to Denny's. Shulk was still stinned. "Denny's? Seriously? The Roost is right across the street!"
But Robin stopped him. "No, look. The Villager is robbing it," she pointed out.
"Ah, I see. I….I guess we'll go to Denny's then."
"Well….yeah. We're already here, anyway."
While their conversation was going on, the rest of the gang had already entered Denny's and been seated. So, Shulk and Robin walked in and sat down with them. A few minutes later, a Mii came and took their orders: pancakes. Lots and lots of pancakes. Akechi would be jealous. After the Mii left, Lucina and Pyra excused themselves to the bathroom.
Lucina sat down in the stall, but seconds later the door opened again, and someone was listening to an iPod. But it wasn't any song-Lucina suddenly tensed up, as the song was Tokyo Daylight! "Oh crap, a Phantom Thief? Here?" She heard the Phantom Thief go into another stall, and she quickly ran out of her own….only to find out that multiple Phantom Thieves were there!
Makoto glared at Lucina. "So. Try to force our leader to change his name? You've got some nerve." Lucina backed up to the wall, but Haru stood behind her. She didn't speak, but merely glared, enough for Lucina to feel the anger.
She tried to get away, but at that moment another stall opened and Ann walked out. "Hey, what's happening out here? ….oh. Lucina."
"...Crap. Uhhh...look. I can explain."
"No you can't. And we don't take kindly to you harassing our leader like that. We're gonna change your heart!" Ann bitch slapped Lucina, and that moment her iPod started playing Last Surprise.
"Uh, nuh-uh girl!" Lucina shouted, moving her head back and forth while wagging her finger. She kicked Ann's shin, and Ann hopped backwards in pain. But then Makoto punched Lucina's back. Lucina stumbled from the impact, falling on top of Ann. "Oh my," Lucina spoke, shocked.
At that moment, Pyra walked out of her stall and saw the commotion. "Heck!" she shouted, and ran forward. Haru brought her leg back, ready to kick Lucina, but Pyra tackled her. Haru never saw it coming. But now while Ann and Haru were both grounded, so were Lucina and Pyra, and Makoto was still standing. She pulled Lucina up by the collar, pinned her against the wall, and bitch slapped her. Not taking kindly to this, Lucina headbutted Makoto, freeing herself from Makoto's grasp. The third-year stumbled backwards, but caught herself against the sink. She put some soap in her hands, and threw it at Lucina. "My eyes!" cried the Ylissean princess.
Meanwhile, Haru pushed Pyra off of her, and pulled out a wad of cash. "Here. Drop out of the fight, and you can keep it."
But...it was yen. And Smashville doesn't accept yen. "That's a funny joke," Pyra answered. She chuckled menacingly, set the cash on fire, and pulled back her fist to punch Haru. But then, Fatty Whale exited a stall, and everyone suddenly stopped fighting. Fatty Whale washed its whale flippers and left, and the fight resumed. Pyra punched Haru, knocking out the precious cinnamon roll.
Lucina, still wiping the soap out of her eyes, charged at Makoto, but Ann pulled her out of the way, causing Lucina to ram into the sink counter. Ann swiftly kicked Lucina in the back of the legs, but then Palutena walked in. "WHAT IN SMASH IS GOING ON IN HERE!?" she shouted. Everyone else whimpered and looked down, embarrassed. "Get back to your seats. Now."
Lucina and Pyra sulked back to their booth, only to notice Shulk was gone. "Uhh….where'd he go?" asked Pyra.
"Shulk realized he missed a lot of therapy sessions, and needed to resume his business. I mean, Little Mac killed himself. That's kinda bad, y'know?" Garfield answered. "Anyway, there's another reason I came to Denny's...we're here to meet someone. And it looks like they're here now."
With that, none other than….Kirby approached the table! Lucina tensed up, but Garfield told her to calm down. "He's who we're meeting."
"Poyo?" Kirby questioned.
"Yes, I'm aware," responded Garfield.
"Hi!" Kirby cheerfully shouted.
"You don't say?"
Kirby glanced around, and then trembled. He pulled on Garfield's fur and softly spoke, "p-poyo…"
Garfield tensed up. "...You're joking. Please say you're joking."
"Uwaaaaaaaa…."
Garfield pulled out a cellphone. "Smashville Police, it's Garfield. Come to Denny's ASAP. He's here."
Everyone else at the table looked confused. Garon spoke first. "Umm...what was that?"
But before he got an answer, the doors burst open.
Meta Knight flew in, followed by a squad of polar bears strutting after him. "Smashville Police! Put your hands up!"
Everyone in the restaurant suddenly threw up their hands, shocked. But this gave Meta Knight exactly what he needed-he could locate him. He marched over to a table somewhat near Garfield's, and the polar bears followed him. Even after stopping, they continued to strut in place. "Nermal, you're under arrest," Meta Knight angrily told Garfield's nemesis.
"Aw, but why would you want to arrest a cute little kitty like me?" Nermal responded.
"You've violated Garfield's presence for the last time."
"...Oh. Garfield. Is that how it is? Let's see about that." With that, Nermal threw off his fur to reveal he was actually Nergal! "Hahaha! Fall before my dark magic, O Garfield!" he cackled. With that, he performed a dark summoning ritual-and summoned Sans!
Everyone gasped, even Nergal for some reason. "Him again!?" Pyra angrily shouted?
Sans chuckled. "This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'Blue Team, blast off at the speed of light. Surrender now, or prepare to fight!'" With that, Nergal and Sans became surrounded by a Blue Team outline, while Garfield and co. became surrounded by the Red Team outline. "Ready to have a bad time?" Sans asked, and then threw a stream of energy at Chrom, who barely dodged in time.
But Lucina was studying Sans' motions, and then it clicked. "G-guys. Sans….is Ness!" she warned. The original Sailor Moon! How could they defeat him?
Kirby jumped up, and using that Milky Way Wishes bullshit immediately became Sailor Moon Kirby-after all, could any other Copy Ability defeat such a foe? Sailor Kirby threw his-her Moon Tiara Boomerang, but Sans swiftly sidestepped. "Fool! You think I don't know my own former techniques?" But Sans didn't see that at the same time, Robin cast Arcfire, making direct contact. "Oof ouch owie my bones," Sans complained.
Nergal gulped. They actually managed to hit his most powerful Morph!? "N-no matter. Ereshkigal!" he yelled, casting a spell from his tome. But Garon threw his axe, knocking the tome out of his hand (somehow, that's all that happened from being hit by a giant axe). Garon approached, grabbed Nergal, and threw him on the ground. Maybe they could win after all! Pyra summoned her sword, and slashed at Nergal, which somehow sent him crashing into a wall, because that's how Smash Bros physics work. But...now Nergal was at a safe distance! He cast Ereshkigal again, this time hitting Chrom. Unfortunately for Nergal, he forgot that Robin still had her tomes-so she THORON'd him in the face, which sent him crashing out the window.
Sans gulped, realizing this was a losing fight. He slowly stepped back, and placed his skeleton hands above his skeleton head. But at that moment, the weather outside began storming, and the Denny's lights flickered. They turned off entirely, and when they came back on, an obscured figure of indeterminate height and stature was standing at the main entrance.
This mysterious figure slowly extended an arm, and pointed at the soda fountain. " 「 E」!" they shouted in a garbled voice, and the fountain sprayed that vile excuse of a soda onto Meta Knight and the Polar Bear Police. Within an instant, they were under this figure's spell. "Arrest Garfield. And all of His companions. ...Sans, too. He's out'lived' his usefulness."
Garfield was stunned. Not only was He about to be arrested, the 「 E」 user was here, in person? With the shock of this sudden development , He was unable to act, and was soon swarmed by strutting polar bears, being placed into handcuffs.
