Part 9: Waluigi's Not-So-Royal Adventure

Chapter 1

Waluigi sat behind the counter of his drugstore, tiredly gazing at the television, flicking through channels. With each change of the channel, he expelled a quiet "wah." He settled on the evening news, which was currently covering the arrest of the dangerous Garfield. Below, he could see an upcoming headline: "Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami." "Wah," he eventually commented. Garfield's arrest didn't feel right, but what did he know? He tapped his fingers on the counter, bored out of his mind. He was almost ready to just close up, when the door opened, and a bell ringed. In walked two bowmen and what appeared to be a black hedgehog. Innes slammed his fist on the counter and pointed at a row of Slim Jims. "We want all of the meat sticks. Now."

Waluigi didn't respond. He merely glared. This man wanted all the Slim Jims? Oh well, who was Waluigi to question him? Waluigi began ringing up his total: $13.72. Innes reached for a $20, but Shadow stopped him and whispered something in his ear. Innes nodded, and Shadow teleported behind Waluigi. He whispered, "nothing personnel, kid…" and punched at Waluigi's neck, only to miss and see Waluigi was now behind him. "Huh!?"

Waluigi pulled out his tennis racket, and smashed Shadow on the head, instantly knocking him out. "Nobody tries to rob me," he wah'd. Innes froze, as the plan was quickly falling apart. Before he knew it, Waluigi had slunk behind him as well, and swung his tennis racket once more. Innes ducked just in time, and pulled out his not-so-new pump action Super-Soaker. He shot Diet Coke at Waluigi, but the purple-clad legend swiftly dodged.

"H-how!?" Innes stammered. "How did he dodge such a close-range shot!? It shouldn't be possible!" Takumi exited the bathroom just in time to witness this exchange.

"Innes! It's a Stand!" Takumi shouted, much to the Frelian prince's dismay.

"Really!? He gets a Stand too!? Why!?" Innes responded.

Waluigi gloated. "As long I have my 「 R」, you'll never hit me!" he wah'd, and swung his racket again, clunking Innes in the head. He then swung his racket to the side, sending Innes flying out the door. Next, he did the same to Shadow.

Takumi looked frightened, fearing what (Fire Emblem) Fate(s) awaited him as well. "Please, wait! I'm not willingly with them!"

Waluigi squinted, examining the Hoshidan archer. He could sense that Takumi wasn't lying. "...Okay," he wah'd. Takumi hastily exited, grateful that Waluigi had spared his pitiful existence. Waluigi returned to closing up the shop, only for the doors to open once more.

"May I see a calendar, my dude?" the small frog who had entered asked. Waluigi handed the frog a calendar. "Perfect! This calendar has a Wednesday, my dude. Not Twosday." Then, Waluigi realized. He was in the presence of the great Wednesday Frog! He took a knee in honor, "Waluigi, I need your help. Garfield and His friends have been wrongfully imprisoned, and I need your help to free them. Will you assist me, my dude?" asked the Wednesday Frog. Waluigi nodded. How could he refuse the Wednesday Frog? "Let's go, my dude. Our first stop is...Inkopolis."