Chapter 2
Waluigi and the Wednesday Frog stepped off the subway. They were here-Inkopolis. "Why did we need to come here, Wednesday Frog?" Waluigi wah'd.
"There's someone else here I need. Someone who can help us save Garfield, my dude." the Wednesday Frog answered. "The problem is finding her, my dude. But I think I have an idea where she might be…"
The Wednesday Frog led Waluigi to what seemed to be a shopping mall-and to be fair, it was called "Arowana Mall." Waluigi thought she must be in one of the shops-but they were all empty, much to his confusion. But soon, two….squids popped up. They turned into kids-Inklings, and they were having a battle! Wednesday Frog gestured toward one of them, the one holding 2 guns. "Her. She's the one, my dude." They watched as the two Inklings continued to fight, until the girl climbed on top of a structure that began to move.
"It's over, [WUT]Splatboy. I have the tower," this Inkling declared.
"You underestimate my Brella," responded the other, as his gun released an umbrella canopy.
The female Inkling rolled out of the way and shouted, "You were supposed to destroy the [WUT]s, not join them!"
"Woomy!" the other angrily answered, and threw a triangular bomb that exploded into pink ink. The female Inkling fired green ink from her Dualies to cover it up, and then turned to fire at the male, who raised his umbrella just in time.
"Don't you see? DJ Octavio is evil!" the female Inkling pleaded.
"From my point of view, the Squid Sisters are evil!"
"Then you are splatted!" With that, the female Inkling pulled out a pair of missile launchers and fired on the male, obliterating him. At the same time, the tower reached its goal, and the female Inkling was victorious.
Back in Inkopolis Plaza, the female Inkling exited the central tower, followed by Waluigi and the Wednesday Frog. The Wednesday Frog called out, "Sue? Sue Percool, my dude?"
The Inkling stopped and turned around. "Ah, Wednesday Frog! A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one!"
"Sue, we need your help. We're going to save Garfield and Pals, my dudes."
Before Sue could answer, a most divine melody began to play. Waluigi could recognize it from anywhere-his favorite song, Africa by Toto! "This is way better than Ace Of Base's 'The Sign'," he wah'd.
Wednesday Frog turned to him. "You're wrong, my dude. The Sign is the best song."
Sue sighed. "No, I agree with Waluigi. Africa by Toto is a far superior song."
"...My dude." The Wednesday Frog was clearly annoyed.
But Waluigi had pulled out a cellphone, turned on the flashlight, and was waving it back and forth. But at that moment, the trio heard a cackle. They turned their heads in the direction of the noise, and saw it-on top of Ammo Knights was none other than...Nyaruko-slam! And this was the real one for once, not another poster! They could tell, because she was wearing a black dress, while all the Nyaruko-slam posters wear her normal outfit. "Fwahaha! So, Wednesday Frog! Trying to save Garfield, are we? Well I know that saving Garfield means you'll also save Lucina, and I can't allow that! You're going down!"
"Hold on, what's with the dress, my dude?" asked the Wednesday Frog, suspicious.
"SHUT UP IT MAKES ME FEEL PRETTY!" With that, she jumped down and used 「 S」, summoning a shadow basketball from the void.
Nyaruko-slam dribbled her ball, taunting the group. Waluigi pulled out an assist trophy, and summoned Lyn. Lyn took one glance at that silver-haired maiden and shouted, "THE ENEMY!" She lunged at Nyaruko-slam, slicing her void basketball in two.
Sue pulled out a gun, and shot Nyaruko-slam. "AGAI-wait, I'm alive?" She touched the bullet, only to feel colorful wetness. "...ink? You shot me...with ink? Fool! My dress is ruined!" Sue merely woomy'd, amused at Nyaruko-slam's anger. But Nyaruko-slam pulled out a sword of her own, and swung at our totally rad purple-clad lad Waluigi! Using his 「 R」, he dodged just in time, and sure was glad. If he got hit, that would've been bad. Oh, wait-he needed to call his dad, who'd probably be mad! Er, nevermind, dad's dead-how sad!
In the midst of this fight, Vanessa Carlton showed up. She was making her way downtown, walking fast as faces pass-she was homebound. But suddenly, Nyaruko-slam used her 「 S」to summon another void basketball and hit Vanessa Carlton with it, sending her directly to the Shadow Realm! Unfortunately for Nyaruko-slam, Sue shot her with ink again, killing her this time. "Hold on, how the friiiiiiiiick…." Nyaruko-slam wailed as she died yet again. Waluigi, Sue, and the Wednesday Frog struck victory poses, and then abruptly T-posed and slid out of the city.
