Arriving at a bridge, the group exited their T-poses. "We must cross the Bridge of Eldin, my dudes," informed the Wednesday Frog. "But we must be quick. Every once in a while, some green dude tries to bomb it."
"Waaaaaaah?" questioned Waluigi, shocked that this was a frequent event. But before they could discuss, a humanoid figure materialized on the other end of the bridge, as if they had teleported there, and began walking toward Waluigi. They drew their sword and shield.
"Get ready for a fight, my dudes," warned the Wednesday Frog, as Waluigi pulled out a golf club, and Sue pulled out a Clash Blaster. If she was gonna fight, she was gonna win.
Link broke into a sprint, and Waluigi ran up to meet him. The two entered an epic fight, reminiscent of a generic Star Wars duel. Steel clashed on steel, sword on golf club, as many sparks flew. Waluigi jumped back and swung at Link's legs, knocking the Hylian off his feet. Just when victory seemed assured, Link pulled out a tablet and touched the screen. A small explosion sent Waluigi flying, almost enough to fall off the bridge-he was only barely able to grasp the side, hanging from his fingers. Was his journey really about to end here? Just as Link stood over Waluigi, ready to send him plummeting to his demise, Sue fired her Clash Blaster. Link never stood a chance against such an overpowered weapon in desperate need of nerfing. Staggering sideways, Waluigi had enough time to drag himself back up. But before either side could attack the other, a….flying carpet swooped down. CD-i Link jumped off, delivering a flying kick to BotW Link, knocking the latter off the bridge entirely. "Wow! Looks like I'm the hero now!" CD-i Link turned and faced the heroes. He pointed down at the river far below them and said, "I dunno what that guy's problem was, but Diet Coke says you need to go down."
At that moment, a warhorn sounded somewhere nearby. "He's coming, my dudes," warned the Wednesday Frog.
Thinking fast, Sue pointed at a riverbank down below. "Look, a dodongo!"
CD-i Link beamed. "I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!" he cheered, and climbed back onto the floating carpet and flew to that riverbank, unaware that he was being bamboozled.
Looking behind her, Sue saw how close King Bulblin had gotten. "We need to move now!" she woomy'd. Waluigi suddenly summoned a go-kart, and everyone climbed in. They drove across the bridge just in time, for at the exact moment Waluigi's go-kart left the bridge, King Bulblin dropped the bomb. "Wednesday Frog, where are we supposed to go now?" Sue asked.
"Uhhhhhhhhh Rainbow Road, my dudes."
Waluigi sighed. He hated always falling off Rainbow Road. "Wah do we need to go there?" he asked.
"Rainbow Road can connect to the Mario Galaxy stage, my dudes."
"Mario Galaxy? Who's Mario?" everyone asked, including the Wednesday Frog for some reason.
"I'm not sure, my dudes," the Wednesday Frog answered to his own question.
With that, Waluigi drove off in search of a boost tile, one powerful enough to launch them into space.
