Fortunately, there was a boost tile really close to the Bridge of Eldin. And even better, it was at a 45° angle. Waluigi drove onto it, and his kart propelled forward, continuing all the way into space and defying Earth's gravity, because of the power of plot convenience. Even more fortunately, the start of Rainbow Road happened to be at exactly 45° from that boost tile, so they made a perfect landing.
Unfortunately, as it was Rainbow Road, Waluigi was required to participate in a kart race. Suddenly, all of the Sailor Scouts appeared, even Sailor Moon Kirby even though he is in prison with Garfield. The Sailor Scouts also summoned some karts, and Lakitu flew in. He counted down from 3, and the race began.
Quickly, Sailor Uranus pulled in the lead. "Hahaha! Y'all ain't nevah gonna pass me, King DeDe-I mean, Sailor Uranus!" Waluigi glared, and pulled out a red shell.
"Wah!" he shouted as he threw it, and the shell homed in on Sailor Uranus, striking her.
"Sue, now, my dude!" commanded the Wednesday Frog, and Sue pulled out a Sploosh-o-matic. She sprayed the track behind them, covering it in ink.
Back in 4th place, Lui-Sailor Mars saw this. "Waita, datsa cheating!" he proclaimed. He pulled out a Super Mushroom, and sped forward, into 3rd. The Wii F-Sailor Saturn, incapable of feeling actual emotion, was not angry for being passed. However, she pulled a soccer ball out of her pocket. Unfortunately for her, as she was pulling it out, she forgot to steer and fell off the track, forcing Lakitu to pull her back up.
Meanwhile, Dark Pi-Sailor Neptune was stuck in last. Ry-Sailor Mercury, only a little bit in front of him, looked behind his shoulder at Sailor Neptune. Suddenly, his eyes widened. Sailor Neptune had pulled out his secret weapon-a blue shell. He threw it, and the destroyer of friendships flew forward, ready to obliterate first place.
Back in first place, Waluigi and co suddenly heard a frantic beeping noise-a warning of impending danger. The Wednesday Frog croaked as he saw what it was-Sailor Neptune's blue shell! "Sue, shoot it down, my dude!" Sue pulled out an E-Liter 4k. But the reckless driving needed to survive Rainbow Road was throwing her off-she couldn't aim, and...the blue shell exploded on them! Waluigi's kart came to a stop, and he was passed by Sailor Uranus, Sailor Mars, and Sailor Saturn! "FOURTH!?" Sue angrily woomy'd. "That's it." Sue pulled out her Tenta Missiles, and locked onto those who passed her. She pulled the triggers, and let her hellfire ink rain down upon her enemies. Uranus's kart had become fast enough to dodge, but Mars and Saturn weren't as lucky. They came to a stop, and now were stuck in ink! "Guys, I've got a plan to help us win. But Waluigi will be more vulnerable," Sue woomy'd with determination.
"Wah are you going to do?" asked Waluigi.
Sue reached into her pocket, and pulled out a miniature motorcycle. She threw it next to Waluigi's kart and sprayed it with ink-it instantly grew to a normal-sized motorcycle! "I'm gonna ride separately. With two racers, we've got a better chance of winning, yeah?" With that, Sue jumped onto the motorcycle, and sped off. Waluigi sped up too, and pulled ahead of Sailor Saturn.
But Wednesday Frog was still on the lookout-and coming in fast was War-Sailor Venus, on his own motorcycle! Waluigi pulled out a banana, and dropped it onto the track. Sailor Venus swerved just in time to avoid it, but in the process drove off the track. Waluigi gloated, but then Sailor Moon Kirby flew in out of nowhere, and landed right in front of him! And then, Sailor Moon Kirby threw a green shell behind him, hitting Waluigi, but not Waluigi's kart-it hit Waluigi himself. "Wait, that's cheating!" Waluigi shouted, road rage building up. But it was no use, as Sailor Moon Kirby drove away on the Dragoon. "Wait hold on, why does he get to use something other than a valid kart?"
Meanwhile, Sue was neck-and-neck with Sailor Uranus. "Whahaha! Give it up, Squid Kid! Yah ain't no match for the King!" With that, he threw a Waddle Dee, which Sue dodged.
"Nah, I don't think so," Sue answered. She pulled out her Sploosh-o-matic again, spraying the track in front of them.
"How's that not cheating, huh!?" Sailor Uranus yelled as he shook his fist.
"Simple: I have the benefit of plot convenience!" Sue drove into the ink, which, since it was her own ink, gave her a speed boost. She pulled far ahead-victory was certain now. Spotting a boost tile, she drove over to it-zooooooom! Sue crossed the finish line, and Lakitu appeared, holding a sign that had ⅔ on it. "Wait, what?"
"Ummmm...you gotta do three laps. Duh?" Sue groaned.
Waluigi finally caught up to Sailor Moon Kirby, and the Wednesday Frog stared. "Wait, weren't you in prison with Garfield, my dude?" he asked.
"Poyo!" Sailor Moon Kirby cheerfully responded, himself unsure of how this had happened. He pulled out a Triple Mushroom, and zip zoomed away again. But as he drove, Sailor Moon Kirby had a metaphilosophical thought: in Part 1, Garon ordered a Dr. Pepper and drank it, but it turned out to be Diet Coke. That means he drank Diet Coke. So how was he still alive? This train of thought distracted him, and he drove off the track, letting Waluigi retake 3rd. He still had to pass Sailor Uranus, who by now had also started the second lap. Luckily, Waluigi could see the lap line now. He crossed the line, beginning his second lap. It was relatively uneventful until the Wednesday Frog pointed something out: "hold on, where's Sailor Jupiter, my dude?"
Waluigi hit the brakes, even though that is a stupid thing to do during Mario Kart. Where was Sailor Jupiter? His question would soon be answered-Sailor Jupiter drove by on the Master Cycle, hitting Waluigi. Then Waluigi looked up….to find Sailor Jupiter had passed him a thundercloud. "Wah-ma mia!" he exclaimed, and was struck by lighting, which made him shrink for some reason. For good measure, Sailor Zero Suit Sam-Jupiter pulled out her stun gun, shooting Waluigi's kart.
Sue was halfway through lap 2, and in the clear. But a sharp corner was coming up-she drifted just in time, barely avoiding a fall. "Haha yes," she woomy'd, but it was too soon to let up-Sailor Uranus had caught up. "Ugh. You again? Don't you learn?" Sue asked, pulling out the Sploosh-o-matic yet again. But Sailor Uranus smirked. As Sue began to spray the track, Uranus began inhaling it! Sue's eyes widened. Her concern was cut short, as Sailor Moon Kirby was catching up. He locked on with his Dragoon and charged, hitting both Sue and Uranus. But somehow, Sue was sent flying so far she reached lap 3. Literally nobody, herself included, was sure of how that happened. So, she kinda just zoomed forward, and pulled out a Gold Mushroom she'd had this entire time. Zoooooooooooom, as she crossed the finish line.
Waluigi cheered, but he still wasn't sure why he needed to race. But the Wednesday Frog pointed at something-"It's the Mario Galaxy stage, my dude! Drive off to it!" Waluigi tried, but Lakitu pulled him back up. So, he drove off again, and before Lakitu could grab him, he landed on the stage. Sue Super Jumped to him.
"Look, a house!" Sue pointed out. They went over, and knocked on the door. Rosalina answered, but somehow she was still sick from way back when she tried to eat Peach's linoleum-coated turnip. "O Rosalina, we need your help."
"Umm...okay. How?"
"We need to reach Smashville, my dudette."
"Ah, okay." With that, Rosalina summoned a launch star. "Go use that."
But before they could use the launch star, Marx appeared. "Hey guys! Wanna help me conquer Pop Star? I mean, uh, rescue Garfield?"
"Heck yeah. Let's go," wah'd Waluigi.
So, they all used the launch star.
