Just a little sin I've been working on for a few years now nbd
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Aug 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 25, 2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12736450
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Chapter 6
"The plan is to Capture the Halberd and use it to Storm The Prison, my dudes," explained the Wednesday Frog.
"And conquer Pop Sta-I mean, rescue Garfield?" asked Marx.
"Wah. Save Garfield," Waluigi answered.
Sue knew an Trick to get onboard easily-she Just had to shout That special Phrase. "Kabu! Send the Warp Star!"
Far away, Kabu opened his Mouth and exclaimed, "WAAAAAAAAARP STAAAAAAAAR!" as the Object flew out towards Sue. But before they could climb on, Something was already on the Warp Star-an Nyaruko-slam poster!
"Oh no! I thought we already defeated her!" Sue protested, still Unaware of the abundance of Nyaruko-slam Posters. But Waluigi merely peeled it Off and crumpled it Up. How had No one thought to Do that before?
With that, they got on the Warp Star and flew toward the Halberd, landing on the back deck. Waluigi looked around and saw none other than one of Meta Knight's Squadrons Of Polar Bear Police! How could they Sneak past? It was simple, actually. Sue inked the ground, and swam by. Pulling out a can of Dr. Pepper, she shook it up and threw it. The can exploded, and covered all of the polar bears with its ice-cold goodness! They were released from that vile Diet Coke's control, and agreed to help save Smashville...and Garfield. Of course, they didn't know about Chrom's prison break. So, the Polar Bear Police led Waluigi and co to the brig.
There, Waluigi saw something-or rather, someone. A beautiful, perfect pink-haired trap-Astolfo! But Fate/ characters aren't allowed in Smash Bros., so the group knew what they had to do. Very reluctantly, Sue pulled out an N-Zap 85. "Forgive me, Astolfo-kun…" she whimpered as she pulled the trigger. Astolfo was splatted. Everyone shed mournful tears, as this moment was almost as sad as when Dat Boi killed the Wednesday Frog. But, they marched onwards to the cockpit. Piloting the ship was a mere Waddle Dee, wearing a blue bandana.
"Wah should negotiate," suggested Waluigi. But Marx knew Bandana Waddle Dee threatened his own chances of becoming a playable Smash character. So, Marx created a black hole that tore Bandana Waddle Dee apart. "Or wah could do that…" Waluigi stammered. But what mattered was that now they had the Halberd. They could reach Smashville.
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