Chapter 7

Garfield led the Crew through the Streets of Smashville. " 「 E」's User may have turned the Police on Us, but it looks like Everyone else is still fine," Garfielf explained. So, They marched onwards in order to reach Coconut Mall, which is also in Smashville for some reason.

At the Mall, they went to the Food Court. Chrom and Lucina ordered some Chic-Fil-A, and sat down. But it wasn't long before Chrom spotted someone strange-Sailor Neptune was here! Sailor Neptune approached. "Well, well, well, Lucina. Surprise seeing you here," spoke Sailor Neptune with venom in his voice.

"Oh no, not you. Please," Lucina responded.

"Lucina. Did you forget? Forget your agreement...with us?" asked Sailor Neptune. Lucina pondered, and then remembered who Sailor Neptune actually was-Dark Pit! From the nearby Starbucks exited the rest of the gang: Lucas, Mewtwo, Wolf, Shadow, Cia, Luigi, and MaRobin!

Lucina gasped. "Oh god."

Garon turned his head from in line to place his own order at Chic-Fil-A, and saw. He dropped his wallet and ran as fast as his old man legs could carry him. "Oh my Anankos, the Hot Topic Krew! It is an honor to meet you all in person!"

Dark Pit sighed. "Whatever, prep. We're here for Lucina," with that, he turned to her. "Your one of us? Re-mem-bee?"

"...bee?"

"...ber."

Lucas stroked Dark Pit's cheek. "Is ok bby I forgve u"

Then, FeRobin and Pyra caught up, while Garfield was off buying lasagnas. FeRobin's mouth dropped when she saw MaRobin. "B-b-but how!? You died!" she finally exclaimed after many seconds.

"Oh, I am not Robin. I am the wings of despair. I am the breath of ruin. I am the Fell Dragon, Grima! Join me, my female self! Join us goths, and become one of the Hot Topic Krew!" beckoned MaRobin.

FeRobin found the offer tempting-joining the legendary Hot Topic Krew? But Pyra tapped her shoulder, snapping her out of it. "Robin! It's an trick-goths have the gay! They're mum gey!"

Garon stepped in. "Still, they inspired this entire story to begin with. You gotta give them some credit."

Chrom added, "wait, they did?"

"Ummm….maybe?"

"what" Pyra whispered.

But while they were arguing, nobody saw Lucina walk over to them. "Sorry, preps, but its true. I'm a member of the Hot Topic Krew." With that, she shoved Wolf out of the way to stand in his spot.

Cia looked back at Lucina, while Mewtwo and Shadow made edgy poses. "So, darling, why'd you rejoin us?"

Lucina placed her hands together in front of her and plainly stated, "you know I had to do it to 'em." Cia was shocked. Trying to think of how to respond, she came up blank. "Cia, it's okay. Goths are bestest. And we will res-"

Before Lucina could finish speaking, Riki's #1 fan jumped down from the floor above. "HEROPON RIKI BESTEST!"

"Calm down, punk," Lucas scolded.

But Riki's #1 fan wasn't having it. He charged at Lucas, headbutting the small child in the stomach and sending him toppling to the ground.

"Beeeeeeeeeesssssssstttttteeeeeessssssssst!"

Pyra sighed. "Well, at least party rock is in the hou"

"se tonight," responded Garon.

"Everybody just ha," Chrom added.

"ve a good time," continued FeRobin.

"And we gon ma," persisted Riki's #1 fan.

"ke you lose your mind," sung Shulk, who was actually on speakerphone on Pyra's phone this entire time.

"We just wanna see you…" Garfield declared, just now arriving after eating many lasagnas, most of which were good, at least for a mall lasagna.

There was an awkward silence. Garon's Royal Harem (but not actually his harem, I just needed a title drop) and the Hot Topic Krew stared at each other, awaiting what would happen next. They continued to stare, even as the rest of the mall visitors continued to walk around them. Until they heard an deep, drawn-out sigh. Lucina begrudgingly stepped forward and muttered, "...shake that."

The rest of the Hot Topic Krew gasped. They were shocked. "L-L-Lucina! Did you j-just sing along? With them!?" Dark Pit angrily stammered. "And you want us to believe your still an goth!?"

"Dark Pit, I can explain!" Lucina pleaded with an indeterminate amount of gothness in her eyes. But she didn't have time to explain-just then, everyone heard an loud CRASH from outside Coconut Mall. "That sounded like it came from the parking lot!" Lucina shouted, not wanting someone else to say that which would otherwise require an line break.

Everyone rushed outside to see what the noise was, and was were with half the parking lot being obliterated. But at the end of this path of destruction was the Halberd! Walugi, Sue, Marx, and the Wednesday Frog slowly stumbled out, and Waluigi wah'd, "To save Garfield!"

But Sue pulled out an Splatterscope to, well, scope the area. "...uh, Waluigi? Garfield's, uh…..Garfield and pals are right there."

"What, my dude?" asked the Wednesday Frog, shocked that they weren't in prison anymore.

"...Yeah," Sue woomy'd.

"...Oh."

"Well, we can still conquer Pop S-I mean, help Garfield!"

"...wait, the Hot Topic Krew is there too!?" Sue suddenly shouted. Everyone rushed forward.

Garfield looked onward. "Wait, it's the Wednesday Frog!" He announced. "And he brought company!"

"Garfield, we came to help you, my dude!" the Wednesday Frog explained.

But then, everyone heard an slow clap. "Wel wel wel," spoke an voice from the shadows. "If it isn't the Wednesday Frog." With that, the figure came out from the shadows-one of Dem Bois!

Everyone took an battle stance. Not again. They couldn't let Dat Boi kill the Wednesday Frog again. Even the legendary Hot Topic Krew was with them this time. Lucina, Wolf, and Shadow pulled out some guns and fired at Dat Boi, but not before Dat Boi could activate 「 . 5」. One Boi was annihalated, but the rest pedaled onwards to exterminate the Wednesday Frog. Sue tossed an Splat Bomb, which inked the ground in front of Dem Bois and slowed them down, giving FeRobin enough time to THORON another Boi in the face. "Ha! Here's how it's done!"

Down to three Bois, one reactivated their Stand. Ess! Aych! Eye! Tee! But surely our heroes could all overwhelm them with sheer numbers? Waluigi pulled out his tennis racket and swung at a Boi, knocking him off his unicycle and killing him instantly. Pyra used her Flame Nova, while Cia enhanced it with dark magic, and it obliterated another two Bois. One tried to use their Stand, but Chrom rushed at it, preventing it from summoning more Bois. They could win after all! Lucas PK FIRE'D one, and MaRobin did nothing as he was pretending to be Grima but because he isn't actually Grima he has no powers. So, he pulled out an newspaper and simply read it right there, ignoring this cruical fight.

Garon pulled out an fishstick, and threw it at the last remaining Boi. With that, the land shark from part 1 appeared, deeply craving that delicious snack. Except actually he didn't, since Garon ate him. It was the land shark's identical twin brother. Regardless, the land shark chased after the fish stick, and ate the last Boi in the process.

It was done. Dem Bois were finally defeated once and for all. As everyone cheered (except Marx, as he had left to go conquer Pop Star), Sue suddenly shouted with sadness and shock. "Waluigi!"

Everyone turned, and saw an most sad sight-the black tar was eating away at Waluigi! Waluigi was faint, and he fell into Garfield's arms.

"Mr. Garfield, I don't feel so good…" Waluigi wah'd feebly.

"Don't you leave me, Waluigi!" cried Garfield. But it was no use-Waluigi slowly faded away, never to become playable in Smash...