"Marriage! John!? FUCK NO!" Eve shouted nearly on the top of her lungs. Two holy maidens held her down by her shoulders to the ground. Eve struggles against the bodybuilder man-strength they had as she tries to escape in her underwear. Jones stares down at her tirelessly as she struggles.

"Ugh!" Eve screams before kicking one of the females in the face. Causing the woman in white to fall back to the ground, before Eve moves her body upwards to her feet. Only to stop when Jones pistol-whipped her to the ground. Luckily she didn't black out this time, but that didn't stop the strong pain surging through her head.

"Ugh…" Eve moans. She is forced up to her feet by two strong men with ease. Holding her up, they turn her around to escort her back into the room. Dazed and a little confused, the world begins to spin around. Blood drips from the corner of her head as she tries to regain herself. As she tries to pull through, the holy maidens dress.

Once she came around and the world had stopped spinning, she at the sight before her. She was no longer in the room of floral paintings but standing in front of a tree.

"Apple tree?" She asked as she stares up at the fruit-bearing tree. It moves around in a circle eye viewpoint. Being the only thing she saw, her eyes closed a bit at the sudden sight of the world around her. Suddenly, her body jumps at the touch of two warm hands grabbing hers. Turning her head, she gasped to see who was holding her.

"I see you are awake." He spoke…John spoke. Eve blinks a couple of times before the world around her suddenly came around. No longer was she in the floral room but was standing in a greenhouse-like setting. The ground was grass, the walls were vines mixed in with leaves, two trees stood in front of the room, a waterfall at the far right of the room and finally a wooden arch covered in roses and their vines. Three Holy Maidens, including Kim, was standing behind her with flowers in their hands. On John's side was three heavily weaponed guards with Faith standing beside's them. A gleeful smile plastered on her face as she dances a little in the room.

"What?" Eve asked the male in front of her.

"And by the power of Eden, I pronounce you the first holy binds to enter our garden. May you walk eternally in his light and find true happiness." Joseph shouted. His arms stretched out above his head, with his book in his right hand. Eve raises an eyebrow to the male for a second before thinking:

"At least he's wearing a shirt." Eve thought before looking at Kim with a confused face. Kim raises her hands to her face, then starts to wiggle her ring finger that had a golden bind on it. Eve looks at her for a bit before turning around to look at her own hand. A loud gasp escapes her lips as she stares down at the golden ring on her finger.

"The fuck is this?" Eve growled at John before yanking her hands from his. Loong at the ring looks at Joseph then John then back to Joseph. The two males were chuckling, smiling in glee at her words. Eve looks down at the ring one more time, before looking past her hand to see what she was wearing. A white, silk dress that was a few inches below her thighs. The dress was a bit tight on her, especially around the gut area. Her chest was somewhat exposed, while something wrapped around her neck.

"Oh, shit..." Eve spoke before looking back at John. It suddenly clicked to her...and, not in a good way. Removing her hands from John, she slowly backs away from the male in fear. But was stopped when the maidens placed their hands on her shoulder's. Giving her a light push, Eve moves towards John then stops. He places a hand on her hips as he looks down at her. For a second, he looked like a kind and gentleman. Then the memory of him calling her unclean then trying to drown her came into her head. She tries to run away again but was stopped by Joseph this time.

Placing a hand on her shoulder. He holds her still as he leans down to her ear and whispers:

"You are no part of our family. Do not mock this moment and act in violence. Take my brother's hand and accept this blessing or the one you call Nikim will not see her future days." Joseph whispered into Eve's ear before removing himself from Eve's side.

Looking over her shoulder, she saw Kim being escorted out of the room by two of the guards. Eve wanted to scream at him, tell him to let Kim go. But she didn't know what he was capable of, or even where she was going.

"Come," John spoke before grabbing her by the elbow. Escorting her the opposite way from her friend. He leads her through a door leading to a metal bridge that hangs over a large room. Underneath the bridge were people talking, moving and doing odd stuff. Some people even looked they were high a bliss. Before Eve could ask something, she entered a large office like room.

Being shoved by John, she falls onto a chair in front of a brown desk. Faith plays with her hair a bit before walking over to Joseph desk. She takes a seat on his desk as Joseph takes at the desk. John stands behind her, both his hands on her shoulder. Holding her down onto the chair as he looks down at her.

"Well, today was a lovely day," Joseph spoke. "Not only has my beloved brother and sister returned. But now we have a new family member, how wonderful."

"What are you going to do to me?" She asked the oldest male in the room. John chuckles lightly at her words, while Faith begins to hum her favorite song: Amazing Grace.

"The Lord has a funny way of telling us things. Remember my daughter, how she…was so fragile." Joseph started.

"You killed her," Eve responded in a deadpan voice. Joseph nods his head at her words.

"I did, my little girl…but the Lord gives us signs all around."

"Stop with the rhymes and just tell me what you want?" Eve growled. Joseph nods his head one last time before saying:

"I cannot have children. The sins of my past have made me…weak." Joseph said before looking at Eve. "You took away my brother. The man who was supposed to bring forth a Seed to help the future. But now he's gone, and John must take up the mantle."

"I think I know what you're saying, but my soul refuses to accept it. So could you dumb that one down for me?" Eve asked. John sighed at her voice before:

"You and I are going to have a child." He told her.

The color on Eve's face drained! She went from dark chocolate brown to pure white! Her spirit had left her body, or her dignity, it was hard to tell.

"Funny…" She muttered as the color of her skin returned to her body. "I have to ask though…why me?"

"Because you are amazing!" Faith shouted.

"Why not you though?" Eve asked.

"Reasons." Faith informs the woman. "One of those reasons is that I am already a mother. To the children of Eden. They need me to care for them."

Eve looks up to John and asked:

"She doesn't give them bliss? Does she."

"Oh no," John tells her. Walking to the side, he gets on one knee as he stares up at Eve. A smile on his face, one that would make any woman pee their pants.

"Our child is going to be beautiful."

(In Johns room)

"Rookie? Rook is that you!?"

Earl shouted over the radio in John's bedroom. After her little talk with Joseph, John placed a bag over her head then escorted her to his room. He didn't want her to know the place much, so he kept her in the dark till they were in his room. And wow, his room was amazing! Larger than her two bedroom apartment, Victorian style room of red's and golds, Eve felt like she was back in the old days. Or she was in a museum.

John had ordered her to sit and remain on his bed as he left the room to shower. Once gone through, Eve searches the room for anything she could use to escape. What she found was a radio sitting on a dresser near the bathroom door. With glee, Eve contacted her people right away.

"Earl, I should have listened to you! Oh god, I fucked up horribly!" Eve shouted over the radio.

"What's going on? What happened to you Rookie!? Do you need backup?" Earl asked her, only for her to shake her head at his words.

"I would love backup but I don't know where I am! And what's worse, I think I just married John."

"Wait...what?" Earl asked. "You what?"

"They got me high on Bliss and made me marry John! Now I am stuck in a fall out shelter with a bunch of cultists! And what's worse, they are kidnapped a bunch of our people for repopulating!"

"What?" Earl asked again.

"They are going up to the surface and bringing people down here for fuck buddies! I just saw three chicks rape a guy high on Bliss! It was weird..."

"That sounds kinky!"

"Burk!? What are you doing with Earl?"

"Oh no, he's with me by the lake house."

"Hudson?"

"I told you not to go to them, now your ass is stuck with John! And let me tell you, he has a disturbing fetish when it comes to knives." Hudson said. "Like disturbing porn weird. That sort of porn you know its wrong to masturbate to, but you do anyway sort of weird fetish."

"I think that's a fetish we've all come to know and hate."

"Jerome!?" Eve shouted.

"Yea, I have been listening too."

"Okay, whoever is listening, say your name right fucking now!" Eve shouted.

"Grace!"

"Adelaide!"

"Jess!"

"Staci."

"Hurk!"

"Mary!"

"Roof!"

The sound of Boomer's bark almost had Eve drop the communicator. Once firmly grasped in her hands, she looks over her shoulder to see if anyone was watching her. To her luck, she was still in the clear. Turning back to the machine, she opens her mouth to say:

"Okay, so the good news is I have found Kim and my goddaughter. The bad news, I am currently stuck in a shelter with bad shit crazy people. And bonus, I just married John! Oh my god, I am married to John!" Eve whimpered.

"Ew," Staci said.

"Double ew." Grace followed.

"Can we get back to the main problem?" Eve growled. "I need advice, how do you avoid your wedding night with your husband?"

"Get drunk?" Hudson asked.

"No liquor," Eve said.

"Get high on Bliss?" Jess asked.

"Your right, because I want to see Faith's face as John is boning me," Eve growled.

"Bite the bullet and enjoy yourself," Adelaide said it was soon followed by a light chuckle and a long silence.

"What!?" Adelaide asked as she broke the silence. "I for one think you should just sit back and enjoy your time there while we figure out how to get to you. Who know's, maybe John has more talent then you realize."

"Okay, side question! Who is closer to Adelaide at this very moment?" Eve asked.

"I am!" Grace responded.

"I am too far away from Grace, could you do me the honors?"

"Oh, no problem!" Grace tells her. A smacking sound of flesh attacking flesh was heard over the device. Followed by Adelaide screams of pain.

"Thank you!" Eve shouted. "Now back to my main problem?"

"Look, we don't know where you are. Until we can get a location, you're stuck there."Earl informed her. "Is there anything you remember before being taken to Joseph's bunker?"

"No, it was dark through and through when I got taken."

"Well...it was nice knowing you?" Hurk said. A second later a scream was heard from the other line.

"Wait, that thing you swallowed!" Jess shouted. "Have you taken a shit yet?"

"I feel as though that is something personal that you don't need to know," Eve said with a blush on your face. But why do you ask?"

"Its something special. Look, call back in a few days. I need to give my uncle a visit. Just hold on until then, and try not to get killed." Jess informs the young rook. Eve waves her hands in the air with her head shaking in disappoint.

"I will try," Eve responded. "It's not like I might get boned or anything by John."

"Just stare up at the ceiling and count to ten. Then repeat the system." Mary instructs her. "If he tries to kiss you, turn your head to the side and think of all the things that make you happy."

"Any idea's?"

"Killing John?"

"Okay, one that doesn't involve my death?"

"Playing video games?" Mary said in a questionable voice.

"You know, the way you say that, it makes me think of the time I got my hole hairs removed. Just the weird pinching feeling of all the hairs begins removed from that one place that normally isn't used unless you're into backdoor sex."

"UGH!" Everyone on the line shouted before hanging up on the cross-conversation call.


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