Kunikida walks into his apartment, fully expecting that Dazai will leave him alone, but instead, he is greeted with Dazai—

"Are you hanging yourself from one of the support beams?" His tone is clipped, curt and cold, but at the same time, he is grossly fascinated by the sight of the creature trying to do...well, just that.

"I'm trying to see if I can kill myself since I'm in the realm of humans."

Against his will, Kunikida finds himself inquiring, "And how is that working out for you?"

"Interestingly enough, I'm feeling the sensation of asphyxiation, but it's not enough to die. Which is unfortunate because I really wanted to surprise you."

"Color me surprised," Kunikida mutters more to himself than to the brunet. The blond drops his belongings onto the table and huddles onto a chair, already too drained for anymore interaction. Unfortunately, the Shinigami takes that as the time to float from the ceiling and onto Kunikida's lap.

Actually, it wasn't more of a float, but more of a stone dropping from a height that was far greater than Kunikida's ceiling. It's surprising; you would think that an imaginary, supernatural entity would weigh nothing, but he's so heavy!

"What do you want?"

"I want you to get rid of the rest of the highest ranking members of the Port Mafia so that there will be nothing left than aimless underlings and a power vacuum so big that it becomes a bottomless black hole."

Kunikida sighs and pushes the Shinigami unceremoniously onto the floor. (Surpassingly, Dazai lets him push him off).

"What.".