(Alaysia typing at computer, crew watching and smiling as she takes her turn)
Blake: That was really good! So what now?
Alaysia: Well now Taylor will dump Kevin and get with Chad and Jasmine will know and they'll all be one big happy family! *Table begins moving, all somehow oblivious* so you see, this whole story is going to have a happy ending-
(All shoved in closet screaming)
L'Laynah: What just happened? Who-
Alaysia: I don't know, but we're busting out. *doorknob jingle* what? *again* no way…
Blake: Just- please don't say it's locked.
L'Laynah: *Place hand on shoulder* It's locked Blake.
(All slowly start panicking)
Alaysia: *Body slamming door* I- *slam!* have just reached my first second page- *slam!* of reviews!- *slam!* Now is not the time- *slam!* to be locked in the studio's closet! *slam!, slide down whimpering* h-hits not fa-hair! *slam head down and growl*
Dwayne: All that work for nothing…
Derrick: Oh nu-uh! We have a game sister!
Alaysia: *lift head, narrowed eyes* Well I'm sorry Derrick I didn't have 'getting locked in our own closet on the schedule'- you know what- WHO LOCKED US IN HERE!
Kevin: *Realize* Oh man we left the laptop out there!
Alaysia: WHAT?! *jump up* You guys! We can't finish the story without the laptop!
L'Laynah: Wait- Laysia yes we can! Your backup remote-pen remember!? :)
Alaysia: Yes! Of course! I'll just write us out! *rummage* How could I- *feel* you guys? *face fall* Where's the pen?
L'Laynah: What? What do you mean 'Where's the pen?' ? You always have it on you?
*Outside laughter*
Alaysia: *dully* Something tells me he stole my pen.
Blake: Yup.
(Silence)
Derrick: *jolt* okay we've lost full control of the story. We can't just sit here!
Blake: We're gonna have too.
(All slide down, Laynah looks under door)
L'Laynah: He has the laptop too! And some big feet- my gosh!
Derrick: *throw hand up* it's official. We're doomed.
(silence)
L'Laynah: Well…Maybe- just maybe- the person took the laptop and the pen and locked us in the closet so the story can have an even bigger happy ending! :)
(All look like: 'for real Laynah? For real?')
L'Laynah: Well….look at it this way then, we've been in here like a bajillion times before. we know there's nothing in her to harm us.
(Wait, sigh)
Alaysia: She's right. Plus we're stuck in here with each other.
L'Laynah: That's the spirit! Nothing bads' gonna happen!
(Guys do one quick huge fart and burp at the same time)
Girls: *SCREAM!* EWWWWWWW!
(Blackout, words)
Who stole my pen and our laptop and locked us in the closet?
What's going to happen now that the fantasy crew has lost full control over the story?
WHAT ARE THEY UP TO?
FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER!
(voices in the darkness)
Alaysia: Hey L'Laynah get the light!
L'Laynah: Oh Yeah! *feel around* there is no light.
Blake: You installed the switch OUTSIDE?!
(end)
