This is a parody, I only own myself, Kairi, and this fic, GO READ OPERATION: CODE VESPERIA!
"HI SWEETIE, I GOTTA GO TAKE YOUR MOM TO AN APPOINTMENT, BE A GOOD GIRL LOVE YOU BAI!" That was my dad waking me up at 5 in the frickin' morning to just say that….who gives a damn, back to bed!
Time skip- 1 p.m.
Yuri Alarm Clock: WAKE YOUR ASS UP! REPEDE WILL PISS ALL OVER YOUR WAFFLES IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUTTA BED NAO!
Wow, sounds like the real deal, only not as sarcastic….MAGIC TRANSFORMATION MUSIC START! *glamourous night gown activated**fluffy hair mode on*
*phone Rings* Hey Justin, wanna come over to play Vesperia?
Justin: Fuck you.
Yay!
*Sponge Bob narrator voice* 17 minutes later.
Justin: I was promised cake if I came, where's my cake?
It was obviously a lie, how stupid can you get?
Caroline: *GLaDOS voice* The cake is a lie. You monster.
Justin: I hate my life.
I hate your life too.
FAST FORWARD TO VESPERIA CAUSE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!
*Digimon Theme plays as we fall through the rift**lands on ground* Where the FUCK IS MY AGUMON?!
Kairi: I dunno.
Who asked you?
Yuri: Would you two care to explain who you are?
I KNEW IT!
Yuri: Knew what?
WE'RE HERE CAUSE IT'S YOUR PENIS'S FAULT!
Yuri: WHAT?!
TROLLVEN SAID SO! YOUR PENIS IS THE KEY TO UNIVERSAL TIME TRAVEL YURI FUCKING LOWELL! YOU WERE BANGING FLYNN EARLIER WEREN'T YOU?!
Yuri: …..What is she taking?
Kairi: I don't know but I want some….(We know you mean that DICK )
Yuri: Me too.
Raven: Me three!
Alexei: *throws open the door* ME FOUR!
EVERYONE WANTS THAT YURI DICK EVEN YURI HIMSELF! WELL GUESS WHAT, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, BECAUSE IT TIME TRAVELED TO ANOTHER DIMENSION AFTER HE BONED FLYNN! *points to the front of Yuri's pants which are flatter than Rita's boobs* THE RIOT HORN IS GONE!
Alexei: I don't need you! *frees Raven* COME! WE SHALL FIND THE SECRET TO THE LOCATION AND AQUIRE IT TOGETHER! *they run away with Raven dropping the key under the door accidentally in his scramble to chase his boyfriend*
GASP SPOILERS!
Yuri: Wow…well that worked…
Kairi: Mhm…
NOW LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE AND GO TO NARNIA!
Kairi: YAY :D
AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT GET ME SOME BETTER CLOTHES!
Kairi: Yeah those are painful to look at…
Yuri: *sweat dropped because he's the only damn sane person in this whole damn fic*
TO those who don't get the Penis part, go read trollven's Tales of Vesperia: Flynn is a bitch fan fiction, it is GOLD!
