Yeah gonna get into a habit of doing a chapter for this after every 2-3 chapters :D

Disclaimer: I Don't own Vesperia, Caryn, or Justin, that is all!

Lost? BOO HOO, JUST READ OPERATION: CODE VESPERIA!


Dooo dooo dooo….dooo dooo dooo, nah, nah, nah, nah…..nah nah nah!

Yuri: What the hell are you singing?

Fuck if I know.

Kairi: LOOK!

OMG IT'S THE PINK WHORE!

Yuri: Pink what?

HIDE AND YOU SHALL LEARN! *drags Yuri to wall*

Knight A: *All horny and shet* OMG WHY WONT YOU FINISH GIVING ME A DAMN BLOW JOB?!

Knight B: YEAH YOU LITTLE SLUT!

PINK BITCH: (BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT HER REAL NAME OR THAT SHE DON'T HAVE A NAME TO START WHEN YOU FIRST MEET HER UNTIL AFTER ZAGI! WHAT'S WITH THAT SHIT!) *Hair flip* Because youz can't stop cumming every like 5 seconds, and you can't get it up period!

Knight A: I can last more than 5 seconds!

Knight B: And I too can gets it up!

Pink Bitch: Like, whatever, I'mma go find Flynn, he's probably a better fuck than you twos anyways!

SEE! PINK WHORE LIKE I SAID!

Yuri:….That explains so much…

Pink Bitch: OMG! Mmm, I didn't see you there, I apologize for my abrupt display.

….LET'S JUST GO GET SOME FOOD I'M STARVING…OH AND FYI BITCH! HE'S BONING FLYNN YOU GOT NO CHANCE IN HELL!

Kairi: Why is everything you say in caps?

CAUSE IT IS.

Yuri: Umm what about the knights?

THEY ARE UNIMPORTANT SIDE CHARACTERS THAT SHALL FADE AWAY FROM EXISTENCE ONCE WE LEAVE THIS ROOM! NOW COME ON BITCH! TO THE FOOD! *drags Yuri*

Knights A&B: NOOOOOOOOO~!

Pink Bitch: WAIT! Where are you taking that sexy piece of- I mean, where are you taking him?

*squeezes Yuri's head in mah bewbs* THIS MAN MEAT HERE IS OUR MAN BITCH AND SERVANT! BE GONE YOU I-PAID-FOR-THESE-BOOBS SLUT! MY TRIPLE D's WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR WANTING TO BANG HIS BOYFRIEND!

Yuri: Mmrpf! Flynn is not Mrrrfff! My boyfriend!

Pink Bitch: I didn't pay for these *silence* much. But if he knows Flynn perhaps he can take me to him. I'm following along.

SORRY TO SHATTER YOUR WET DREAMS TONIGHT, BUT HE HAS NO PENIS ANYMORE! HE LOST IT AFTER BANGING FLYNN!

Pink Bitch: OMFHGJBCW NO! I mean, I shall help you in your quest to retrieve it!

Yuri: What is going on? I don't even get it anymore?

You never will Lowell.

Kairi: OMG NO MORE CAPS!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


NOM NOM NOM CURRY IS GONE NOW ONTO ZAGI!

Yuri: Onto who?

*MAGICAL WARPFIELD TO FLYNN'S ROOM*

Pink Bitch: *rolling on Flynn's bed inhaling his sheets and pillow**orgasming*

Yuri:….I give up….nothing is sacred anymore.

Zagi: *breaks door* I'm here to end your life, Flynn Sci-AH! OMG!

Yuri: What?

Zagi: You're gorgeous! MARRY ME! MARRY ME FLYNN SCIFO MARRY ME DAMMIT!

Yuri: WHOA WAIT I AM NOT FLYNN!

Zagi: MARRY ME YOU SEXY THANG YOU! I WANT ALL YOUR BABIES!

Yuri: You're male, you can't even…..…..You two are the masterminds, mind helping?...

Kairi: *gives Zagi a tablet, don't question where it came from, this is a crack, nothing is logical, sacred, or real* You can marry him here on this website.

Zagi: AHAHAHA! I SHALL MARRY YOU AND WE SHALL BE TOGETHER FOREVER FLYNN SCIFO! FOREVER YOU HEAR ME! FOREVER ASGFSDHSGDSHGDJSD! *runs out room shouting in German and Jamaican*

Yuri:…..I'm not really married to him, right?

WHO KNOWS

Yuri:…

Kairi: Nah it was just some fan site that lets you just click on characters you want to marry and make banners and fake certificates to post on websites.

Yuri: Thank you so much, you are the light at the end of the tunnel so far.

Pink Bitch: *In complete ecstasy with Flynn's pillow*

…LET'S JUST LEAVE THE PINK BITCH…

Kairi: Seconded.

Yuri: Third…..


*Currently a ratwigles orgy going on* SEXY DUNGEON SEWER PLACE~

Yuri:….I don't need to see this….

Kairi: MY EYES! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS VIRGIN EYES!

Pink Bitch: Too bad their not bigger or I'd join in. I mean, that wasn't very nice of you to leave me behind. My name's Estellise, but no one can say it so the game calls me Estelle, pleased to meet you.

Yuri: Game what?

NOTHING TO CONCERN YOURSELF WITH! OH LOOK THE EXIT! LET'S GET GOING! ME AND KAIRI WILL SMOTHER YOU IN OUR BREASTS LATER IF YOU BE A GOOD BOY~

Yuri: …..What the F-

*Animation budget ran out*


I'm having way too much fun with these lolz XD hope there are no offended people, if you are…..welcome to the internet :D

OMFHGJBCW= Oh My Fucking Holy God Jesus Buddha Christ Whatever