Wow this one is late, those spray paintings I'm doing for presents are taking up my time. And college is coming…man things are gonna be slowing down big time.

Hurray for copy and paste!

Disclaimer: I don't not own Vesperia, Justin, Caryn, NPCS, RANDOM ANIME PHRASES, and endorsement deals that may or may not be shown.

I do have permission to use Justin and Caryn though Ehehehe

I do own myself, Kairi, and this fic….cause none if it is entirely following Vesperia protocol and I wouldn't call this work as it is, gimme some soda/energy drinks/sugary foods/and spam Gigantic OTN on the laptop~!


([Insert the most epic video here that suddenly fades into Quoi Woods, making you rage])

Karol: *randomly wearing his girl outfit*….Why am I in this?

Fanservice.

Karol: I don't get it.

Estelle: *grumbles* Impossible, he's better looking than me!

Yuri: SO, who are you?

Karol: *magical girl spin and pose* I AM KAROL, THE WARRIOR OF LOVE AND BEAUTY TEEHEE!

Yuri:…..

Karol:….The hell am I doing with my life?

Yuri:…I guess in a way that's ok…

Estelle: GASP! NO! THAT CAN'T BE YOUR TYPE CAN IT?! *writes in journal*

Yuri: Fuck no.

Repede: *knife and fork out* He looks tasty enough to eat though.

Yuri: DOWN BOY! DOWN!

Karol: Noooooooooo~

Kairi: Liana….this is becoming disturbing…

Hmmm Say Karol, can you wear this? *pulls out Nier Emil Cosplay*

Karol: How much you paying me?

2k gald, take it or leave it.

Karol: Deal. *magical transformation* Done!

You're forgetting one piece….*puts on Yoko Taro Emil head on Karol*

Karol: Huh? HEY! I can barely see! What's going on! HEY!

*hugs* OMG SO PRECIOUS!

Karol: …I need an Adult…

I am an Adult :D

Yuri: So what do we do?

TO KAMIKI VILLAGE! *teleport*

Karol: Huh? Kamiki, this is Halure though.

Not for long~

Kairi: I don't like where this is going…

Yuri: Me either…

So blah blah blah the tree is poisoned and we need a panacea bottle, let's go get an eggbear claw and nia fruit.

Yuri: Wha?

*puff of smoke**back in Quoi Woods*

Yuri: Weren't we just here 5 seconds ago?! What did that accomplish?!

Eggbear…

Yuri: Wha? *gets knocked into a tree* OW HEY! THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Eggbear…

Yuri: *turns around with sword* …..

Eggbear: *Pedobear* HI Kids~

Karol: SAVE ME!

Estelle: NOOooooo! I'll get pregnant!

Stop pretending to be innocent. Just admit you'd enjoy the Eggbear D.

Estelle: *blinks* Come to think of it, how big is it?

….You prove my point…

Eggbear: *licks lips* The long haired guy has a fabulous ass, but that little skeleton there's such a turn on!

OH HELLS TO THE NO! *yanks off claws* MY EMIL DX *snuggles Karol*

Karol: ….*squished in boobs* currnn I goo hoouummee naaoooo?...

Not while I'm paying you bitch.

Eggbear: But I just got a nail job ;w; *tries to run away, trips on a root, hits head on rock, nia fruit falls from random pocket, dies*

*grabs nia fruit* Wow….tragic….BACK TO KAMIKI!

[Batman sign spin]

*yanks luluria petals from Mayor*

Mayor: Those are my most prized possessions! COME BACK THEIF! *running in slow mo*

Meh, nothing to worry about *takes 5 steps away* I shall save this pitiful land and you shall honor me as a GOD! This CITY SHALL BE REBORN!

Yuri: Uh….

Kairi: That wasn't in the job description for this Liana…

I have a Death Note, beware~ *runs off dragging Yuri, who is grabbing Kairi, Who is grabbing Estelle, Who is grabbing Karol, who is grabbing Humanoid Repede in a train Wheeeeeeee*

*places all shet on the counter* PANACEA BOTTLE STAT BEFORE I SICK THE STD FILLED BITCH ON YOUR BALLS!

Store keeper: *White as a ghost* RIGHT AWAY!

Estelle: Hey! I can do really well with balls! I mean…what do you mean by that? *sparkly innocent eyes*

Yuri: *twitches*

Store guy that no one gives a damn about: DONE!

ABOUT TIME! LET'S GO! THAT OLD TIMER WILL BE GAINING ON US!

Yuri: *looks and see's mayor is barley reaching to the store in slow mo* …..I think we're goooogyaaahhhh! *dragged off again*

*pours damn bottle on tree**nothing happens*

Yuri: Huh? It didn't work?

No…*evil smirk* You gotta crush their hopes first then cure the damn thing to be a god!

Yuri: Huh?

*presses random button on Estelle's back* *dun dun dun Halure is saved!*

People: OMG HOW CAN WE THANK YOU?!

LISTEN UP YOU FOOLS! THIS TOWN SHALL BE KNOWN AS KAMIKI VILLAGE! THIS TREE IS THE SACRED PROTECTOR CALLED KONOHANA, IN WHICH RESIDES THE SPIRIT SAKUYA WHO SHALL GUARD AND PROTECT YOU SO LONG AS I, YOUR LORD AND GOD EXIST! AND I SHALL BE CALLED AMATERASU! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!

People: *bows* ALL HAIL AMATERASU!

*smiles* Now don't forget to offer up cherry cakes when a good deed happens or you shall be punished with lightning striking you down :D

People: *shivers*

Yuri: …The hell…

Oh look Mr. Flynn Scifo, your husbando and or waifu is here.

Yuri: What? *turns and spots Zagi* FUCK!

Escape time!

Mayor: *still running in slow mo up the hill*

…..Let's just walk past him…

Yuri: Yeah….

Estelle: Can't it wait? I need to give my address, phone number, and room number to these luscious men. I mean….I want to wait for Flynn…

Fuck No….

Yuri: Let's leave her…

Kairi: Seconded…

Karol: Yeah….I'll back that up…

Estelle: So mean!

And while we're at it, let's raid the mayor's fridge, I'm starving!

Yuri: …..


No seriously I'm hungry now ;w; dunno when we'll be able to celebrate me, my mom, and my dad's birthday, but even so I can't expect cake. Got a drabble to write, get on with the next Operation chapter, then another of these lolz...so much to do and the college will add more to the list...