Dayum….I get these done faster than the chapters :P mainly cause it's fun rather than following a serious plot or storyline :P

Disclaimer: I don't not own Vesperia, Justin, Caryn, NPCS, RANDOM ANIME PHRASES, MUSIC, and endorsement deals that may or may not be shown.

I do have permission to use Justin and Caryn though, they're my bitches :D

I do own myself, Kairi, and this fic….cause none if it is entirely following Vesperia protocol and I wouldn't call this work as it is, just a bunch of lunacy on sugar (not crack sorry XD)


Guys, lets stop here….

Yuri: Huh? Why?

CAUSE I GOT MAH FUCKING PERIOD! THAT'S WHY! I'm gonna go shower peeps! SEE YA!

Yuri: The fuck…

Kairi: …Do I really have to explain?...

Yuri: DON'T…

Kairi: Thanks…Oh and Karol.

Karol: What is it?

Kairi: We're aliens.

Karol: AHDHSGDSGDJHYDHGSJHDKGFHSDHKIGDYIWSFBK!

[Insert lame ass intro video here]

Kairi: *pulling Yuri's hair* PUT THE CLOVER ON!

Yuri: HELL NO! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LOST IN MY HAIR THAT THING WILL GET?! AND AREN'T YOU THE DAMN SANE ONE?!

Kairi: ….True *lets go of hair*

Hey guys! Back! Let's get going to the absolutely nonsuspicious cave in the distance over there?

Yuri: Huh?

*poof to entrance cause I'm too fat ass and lazy to walk there!* Tadah! Can we go in nao?

Knights: Fuck no.

Estelle: *drools* They look so nummy~! *rubs up on his armor*

Knight: *panics* HOLY SHET! TAKE THE BACK DOOR! JUST TAKE HER AWAY! PLEASE!

You've learned a valuable lesson, but feel free to take her for free :D *runs off to back door*

Estelle: DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND DX

*yanks open door* The party don't start till I walk in~ *no response* Fuck you all.

Yuri: Wasn't it supposed to be locked?

Who gives a shit, we're in.

Ferghus: Any weapons for me to repair?

Yuri: Huh? You repair weapons?

FUCK NO! IT'S NOT A 100% REPAIR DAY! YOU AIN'T TAKING MY PRECIOUS SHEEPS! *grabs others and runs ahead*

Ferghus: WEAPON REPAIRS! YOU MUST TAKE THEM TO ME!

Yuri: What was that about?

Nothing of pure importance.

Kairi: Though that does explain why he said he had plenty of other business after Tara said it wouldn't do business with him anymore….

Estelle: Couldn't I have at least had a moment to feel his arms?

….Feel free to go back…Oh look, Rita's house!

Yuri: Rita?

Kairi: Rita Mordio.

Yuri: Mordio?! And how do you know this?

Because we're fucking psychic you 4rth wall breaking bitch, don't act like you don't know.

Yuri: Fuck off.

Karol: So we gonna break in or not?

Yep, just avoid her dresser with her dildo unless you want nightmares.

Estelle: WHERE?! *pants like a dog*

…..Ain't tell you.

Rita: So, who the fucks are you people?

No one gives a damn, let's just go to Shaikos so you can learn about your precious, and don't smack the Emils.

Karol: My name is Karol though D:

5k gald to be Emil :3

Karol: Done, I'm Emil.

Rita: Really?!...Uh I mean, like I believe you people at all….*fidget towards door*

Ah, Tsunderes are cute. Now let's go clear your name, Mordio :D

Yuri: Huh?!

[puff of smoke, at Goliath cause no one gives a damn about Flynn anymore at this point, the blastia's are all broken, and tutorials SUCK ASS!]

Yuri: Where did I get this ring?

Rita: F-From No ONE! *turns away*

Kairi: *jealousy pouts*

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it~ *singing*

Yuri: I'mma throw it away then *tries to pull off ring* THE FUCK! IT WON'T COME OFF!

Plot devices demand you keep it Yuri :P

Estelle: Why couldn't I have the ring D: ?

Rita: *turns red* Cause your hot whore ass doesn't deserve it *turns away*

Ristelle FTW :P

Rita: R-R-RISTELLE?!

Estelle: It's not what I'm use to~, but *licks lips, yes she was singing that*

….and an OTP is destroyed….

Repede: Hey who's that MoFo upstairs? Can I eat him?

Go nuts :D

Yuri: HEY WAIT! YOU CAN'T EAT HIM, HE TELLS US WHERE TO GO NEXT DOESN'T HE?!

STOP BREAKING THE 4rth WALL BITCH!

Yuri: WHO'S BREAKING THE 4RTH WALL FIRST YOU PMSING CRACKHEAD?!

Guy from deh plot with no name: Damn, the popo caught up to me, wonder what this does *activates Goliath* I DIDN'T DO IT! *Runs away*

Yuri: Well shit…what now?

We call Nao when we die, that's what :D now let us engage in a boss battle

Yuri: LIANA!


ZOMG CLIFFHANGERS…..nah just too damn lazy to make this go past chapter boundaries :D