This is a parody release, support Akira Toriyama!
Kairi: Uhm… Liana, wrong disclaimer…
Really?... Why do we even need a disclaimer? I figured everyone knows what I own and what I don't by now! It should be obvious when uploading any fanfiction that I don't own it! IS IT EVEN REQUIRED?! SOMEONE GIVE ME THE CHEAT CODES! GET ME SOME SODA AND HOT CHEETOS WHILE YOUR AT IT TOO!
Disclaimer: I don't not own Vesperia, Justin, Caryn, NPCS, RANDOM ANIME PHRASES, MUSIC, and endorsement deals that may or may not be shown.
I do have permission to use Justin and Caryn though, so don't complain you two… you signed a contract.
Justin/Caryn: We did? Fuck…
Cool guys don't look at explosions~
Karol: … What are you singing?
Some random Earthian nonsense~
Kairi: Earthian… *blush*
Oh yeah, dat bedroom scene ;D
Yuri: What are you two talking about?
Interesting in Yaoi, Yuri? How bizarre, I thought you'd be more interested in Yu-
Rita: YURITA!
Don't you mean 'EUREKA'?
Rita: You two are aliens!
[Crickets sound in awkward silence]
[resume video at Ehmead]
Karol: SOME FUCKING FLYING UNICORN DESTROYED THE BLASTIA WITH MAGICAL SPARKLY FARTS! AND THEN JUST SWOOSHED HIS HAIR LIKE SOME PORN STAR AFTER THIS PYRAMID HEAD SQUEEZED HIS ASS AND FLEW OFF ON AN INVERTED RAINBOW!
Repede… why you stone mah boy D:?!
Repede: Not mah problem homie can't handle the fumes.
Rita: *snuggling the blastia* MY PRECIOUS!
…You breathed on Rita too….AWESOME! GIMME SOME!
Yuri/Kairi: NO!
Estelle; *Smoking a pipe of her own* Youz all need to chill, just has some, iz good for youz.
Yuri: Repede… stop stoning everyone.
Repede: Why you being such a pussy man?! We use to have good old days, smoking weed in the back porch with all them slutty ass stray cats shaking their-
Yuri: That never happened!
Repede: … Not to you anyways *puffs out smoke*
Knight A: It's that guy on the wanted poster!
Knight B: OMG his ass is even more delicious in person~!
Yuri: Running now! *abandons everyone*
Kairi: Wait for me! Wait for me! *runs after him*
Yeah! Hold up! WE ALL STILL NEED TO FIGHT DOGGO!
Yuri: Wha-?
Gattuso: Yo no habla espanol, senor!
Yuri: …What is this?
Repede: Yo! MAH MAN! WANNA CHILL A WHILE?! I GOT THE GOOD STUFFZ!
Gattuso: SI!
Kairi: *Murders Gatuso with lightning rod cause….why not?*
Gattuso: Merde! *dies*
Let's sneak past them to the Harbor before we get all romance and sappy, and orgies go on everywere…
Kairi: Seconded.
Yuri: Third, if it'll get all these assholes off my back.
Estelle: HEY! REPEDE! GIVE ME SOME MORE! I'M OUT HERE TOO!
[poof in the harbor]
And they were never heard from again…
Yuri: No….they're still here…*staring at everyone on the ground completely stoned*
Oh hey look, Red Eyes…
Yuri: WHAT?!
Kairi: Atchoo!
Oooo, I got some sadistic soup to make for you~
Kairi: N-No….!
Red Eyes: So… can we kill you yet, or not?
Nope, not in the contract…
Yuri: WHAT?!
Red Eyes: Awww *leaves*
Flynn: Yuri! You're under arrest for s-…Wha…
Yet another annoying character joins us…huzzah…
Flynn: ….
….I think he's broken…
Flynn: *walks over* *kneels in front of Kairi* Please forgive my abrupt behavior my lady! But I must ask! *grabs hand* Please consider going out with me formally!
Kairi: … What?
Yuri: WHAT?!
Caryn: WHAT!? KAIRI GODAMN IT, STOP BEING SO DAMN SEXY AND STEALING FLYNN!
MY BITCH! *tackles*
Caryn: Fuck off whore! I got beef with Kairi right now!
Kairi: ;w; b-but I don't even want Flynn…
Flynn: *puppy eyed frown*
Yuri: …. WHAT?!
FUCK! YURI'S BROKEN! INTERMISSION TIME!
[insert a commercial here, I don't care if it's for ass crabs, just put something here!]
[back in the inn]
Estelle: *smoking pipe* I told mah man here everything bitches, got a problem with that?
…I am so gonna find a way to murder you…
Yuri: …Uh… she's kinda the main heroine, so can you keep the murder till games end?
Deal.
Estelle: Fuck youz two, I'mma go bang Flynn nowz.
Flynn: What…?
Sodia/Caryn: TOUCH MY MAN AND WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
Hold the phone guys, I'mma go get me some popcorn for this… *comes back with popcorn to watch the three-way catfight*
Kairi: … So, guess we just sleep in and then Ragou tomorrow with or without Estelle?
Yuri: Sure. Atchoo!
Everyone: Dude…not cool.
I'll get the sadistic soup ready!
Yuri/Kairi: NO! *running*
Sponge bob narrator: The next day
Kairi: Fohfdsjlfhruighjfnbvxbnkljfhnkdv ….*faints*
Yuri: Well fuck….guess it's just me, Liana, Karol, and Rita going to Ragou's…
Estelle: *in crutches* I'm coming too!
Yuri: Uh…why?
Estelle: So I can bang you once you get your dick back.
Yuri:… Remind me to join you in that murder plan…
Deal, now let's go get Rhybgaro!
Yuri: Rhybgaro?
CAUSE WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE MANSION TO JUST HEAR THEM SAY NO! LET'S GO GET THAT DAMN HORN!
Yuri: It's a plan, I guess…
Rita: I didn't agree to come though!
Weather Blastia~
Rita: I'M IN!
Karol: …. So, do I get paid?
I'll give you a bag of the AG if you know my meaning *winks*
Karol: Deal!
Repede: Just gimme something to smoke and I'm game.
YUSH! PARTY IS ASSEMBLED LETS GO!...Oh and Caryn…Keep Flynn from Molesting Kairi in her sleep.
Caryn: Oh don't worry…I will *glaring at Flynn hiding behind the door in a jealous lover manner*
Yuri: …Seriously…what have you done with my life?
*looks innocent* I did nothing….it was my Facebook friend's fault for making me do those stupid memes to inspire all this.
Yuri: Damn you, internet…you're scary.
Another down… lack of sugar leads to not as much fun, this may end up being scrapped...may not...I gotta see D: Wondering what the AG is…it's Apple Gels, what other drugs can you possibly give to him that'd be effective XD? Other than that…I got get back to the main story yayz :3
But I got a Writing Accuplacer to take tomorrow...not looking forward to that...
