AN: I do not own anything... MLP belongs to Hasbro, and Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory to their respective owners.

Rainbow Dash had just arrived at Sugarcube Corner to see what special cupcake Pinkie wanted her to try, her mind racing with ideas.

"Let me see, Cinnamon? Nah, it would be too spicy for most ponies. Hmm, dandelion? Might be too tough. I GOT IT! APPLE PIE! She had been wanting to try and make it for AJ to sell, I am so awsome."

When she went inside, she immediately knew something was not right. The place would normally be packed from wall to wall and a line reaching the front door, but there was not a single pony in sight.

"Hello?" Dash called out, "Anypony there? Pinkie? Mr. And Mrs. Cake?" When she got no response, she decided to look around. First she went into the kitchen, and just like in the lobby, there was nopony in sight. She then proceeded upstairs, thinking maybe they told everypony to stay away for a bit while they took a nap. She checked every room, and still could not find anypony.

"There is still one place for me to check," she thought outloud to nopony in particular, "the one place that Pinkie told me to never go to, the *gulp* basement." She then left from upstairs and reentered the kitchen. After walking into the back room that was by the ovens, she saw the stairs that led to the basement. Slowly but surely, she proceeded down the staircase. When Dash reached the bottom, she was a little surprised to see another door. "Pinkie? Are you in here?" She asked as she knocked on the door. When she got no response, she placed a hoof on it and slowly pushed it open. Once it had opened, Dash was shocked about what was in the room. Torture equipment was everywhere. Looking to her right, she nearly had a heart attack at the scene before her. There was Pinkie Pie, wearing a dress made out of what looked like cutie marks, no, she KNEW they were cutie marks because she recognized a few of them from around town. Applebloom was standing there as well, with a twisted grin on her face. Dash turned as white as Rarity and stood there in silent horror as she saw Pinkie harvesting the organs of a young colt. It took a good 5 minutes before a few words slowly escaped her mouth.

"Pi-Pinkie Pie, what are you and Ap-" she was cut off by a hit to the back of the head, knocking her unconscience. When she came to, she was the one strapped to the table spread eagle and her wings stretched out straight.

"My poor Dashie," Pinkamena sadly said, "I have warned you to never set a hoof into my basement, but you showing up actually did me a favor. You see, I tricked you with that made up story about me wanting you to try a special cupcake. Instead, the opposite is true, I am going to BAKE you into a special cupcake. Sadly, your number came up, funny part is it is 20." She then started walking toward Dash with an old rusty hacksaw that was covered in dried blood. "I have been doing this for years and still do not get why they call it a hacksaw. You will be the first victim I miss my dear cyan weather Pegasus. Any last words?"

Dash knew she had only one chance to live, it was time for her to tell Pinkie how she felt. "Yes I do, I want to tell you how I truly fell about you."

Pinkamena stood there with a blank expression on her face flipping the hacksaw between her hooves. "Go on..."

"Pinks, we have been through so much together you and I. We have taken down more villians and saved Ponyville more times than I can count. Hay, we are both Elements for crying outloud. I was unsure of how I truly felt towards you at first, but over the years, I have grown quite fond of you and...I think I love you Pinkie."

Pinkamena was stunned, but she was not sure if her friend was telling the truth. "Dashie, is this some sort of game you are trying to play on me? I normally love games but when they are pulled on me, I do not like them one bit. This is downright pathetic even for you, trying to pull at my heart to stay alive. I ask you this: do you think you love me or do you love me but are afraid to say it? You better answer quickly and truthfully, I have a schedule to keep."

Rainbow did not even hesitate "You got me Pinks, I truly do love you, I just didn't want to be rejected."

"Why would I reject something, or pony, that I like? Now don't you have a question to ask me, and my full name is Pinkamena Diane Pie by the way."

"That is a pretty name, now Pinkamena Diane Pie, will you be my marefriend?"

"Ehh, I'll give you a shot, since I have nothing to lose, now do I have to worry about you escaping?"

"You don't, I swear on my Element of Loyalty"

"That is what I thought," She said as she unhooked Dash, causing Creepybloom to nearly lose it.

"Wait a second, you are letting her go? When I agreed to start helping you, you said that you would never let somepony who was on th-"

"SHUT THE BUCK UP HALF PINT BEFORE YOU ARE THE NEXT BATCH OF CUPCAKES!" Pinkamena roared, shutting Creepybloom up and making her slightly tremble.

"Pinkamena, what do you do with the bodies after you remove the organs?" Dash asked

"I normally chop them up into itsy bitsy pieces and throw them away so nopony would know the truth, why do you ask?"

"Do you mind if I have the bodies?" Dash asked, causing Pinkamena and Creepybloom to stand there speechless.