AN: I do not own anything... MLP belongs to Hasbro, and Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory to their respective owners. Rainbow Factory song belongs to WoodenToaster
"Do you mind if I have the bodies?"
Dash's question stunned Pinkamena and Creepybloom, they could not believe their ears. Dash was well respected by everypony, well then again, so was Pinkie.
"Why do you want the bodies for Dash?" Creepybloom asked
Dash sighed "Well, since we are gonna be partners now, I might was well tell you the truth. You both know that I work at the Cloudsdale Weather Facility, correct?" Both Earth Ponies nodded, "Good, Now a Rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we know of sugar and spice. Its really quite easy once you get to know it, with the help of the magic of the Pegasus Device. You see, as everypony knows, the factory makes all of Equestria's rainbows, but they don't know HOW they are made. Everypony is made from spectra, and the factory uses the spectra from certain ponies to make the rainbows."
"I see..." Pinkamena lowly replied
"Yeah, well since we are partners now, can I help bake some cupcakes?"
Pinkamena jumped for joy and returned to being the pony everypony knows. She once again had a bright pink coat and fluffy mane and tail with a smile that causes all the ghouls and creepy things to come out only at night.
"Oh Dashie! How nice of you to offer, I could always use an extra set of hooves around here with how busy I get at times. You can start by helping me clean this icky mess up." It took the three of them the rest of the day to clean up the mess (and Dash to hide the body until she was ready to go back to the factory), but when they were done, the room was spotless and Pinkie had hid the equipment in a way only Pinkie could. Afterwards, they proceeded upstairs back to the kitchen, with Dash holding the organ bowl.
"Now you are about to see how I manage to sneak the organs into the cupcakes" Pinkie cheerfully said. She pulled of her mane a large carving tray and knife. After washing them and putting them down, she took the bowl from Dash, washed the blood off of the body parts and sink and set it on the counter by the tray. Every organ she took out and put them in a pile before she started dicing them like cucumbers. When she was done, there was a bunch of tiny pieces that looked like sushi and she mixed them into the cupcake batter. After blending the organs in, Dash was stunned, she could not tell that there were any organs in the mix. Pinkie then put the batter into the trays and set them in the oven. While the cupcakes were cooking, they cleaned up the mess they (well mainly Dash), had made. 2 hours later, they were done. Since the cupcakes had to cool, Pinkie had Dash mix the frosting, which Dash recognized as the colors of Phoenix's mane and coat swirled together. When the cupcakes were done cooling and the frosting applied, Pinkie decided to give Dash a little taste of what she did for a living.
"Here Dashie, you get the first one. Afterall, you are going to be helping me from now on, unless you want your number to come up, but anyways have a taste, we have plenty."
Dash was nervous at first since she now knew the truth, but after a few minutes of self-debating, she decided to follow through with Pinkie's suggestion. "Well Pinks, I think I will do your suggestion, hand me the cupcake." Pinkie put one of the cupcakes in Dash's hoof. "Over the lips and past the gums, watch out stomach here it comes" she thought to herself as she took the first bite. To her amazement, she was shocked to discover it was delicious. She wolfed down that one and followed with 2 more in quick session. She started feeling ill after the 4th one. By then her face was covered in frosting, Pinkie decided to show how much she cared for the cyan mare standing in front of her.
"Um, Dashie, you missed a spot"
"Wha-?" Pinkie cut her off and landed a deep kiss on her lips after licking off the frosting. Dash's eyes went to stars and her wings suddenly flapped open at the sensation she was feeling. "So you feel the same way about me as I feel about you huh Pinks?" she managed to say after catching her breath.
"Yep, now back to business, we have a few hours until the bakery opens, what are we going to do until then? Also, there is another problem, how am I going to get to the factory?"
Dash thought of a few things she WANTED to do, but decided to stick to business. "We are going to see Celestia, we need to tell her we are now in a relationship and figure out a way for you to be able to walk around Cloudsdale. Since you're an Earth Pony, it is impossible for you to stay on the clouds by natural means, magic will be required."
"Okie Dokie Loki, let's get a move on.." she then gave Dash a smirk that resembled her own, "..marefriend."
