A/N: Suuup.

Hi everyone, ignore that. Kuboyasu snuck into the authors note.

Aren: That's because I haven't showed up once in your story. Are you trying to make me mad?!

Me: To be honest I forgot your name, I actually looked it up yesterday.

Aren: You forgot, my name!?

Me: The punctuation... don't get riled up, you're going to appear in an episode soon.

Saiki: What are you planning?

Me: Huhuhu, you'll have to read this chapter to find out.

Heiro: Now that's what I'd call a preview, well done author-san!

Saiki: Where'd you come from?

Me: Enjoy all you readers!

Disclaimer: Disasterous Life Of Saiki K is not mine, it is Shuichi Aso's. All oc's belong to me.

….[…]….

I woke up to the sun's rays shining into my closed eyes. Ouch. Sitting up, I felt a rush of pain in my head. I almost fell back down, but it slowly subsided. Usually I only get a headache when I have a premonition, but this time I don't remember having any sort of dreams.

No.

I'm not sick. I've never been sick before, because I can easily kill the virus. But then why do I have such a headache? Author-san what are you doing?

(A/N: Hehehe...)

Sigh.

Anyway, putting aside the throbbing in my head, I changed clothes and flew down the stairs to find the normal morning scenario. My mom was cooking breakfast, while my dad ran around the house looking for his work I.D.. He left it in his other pants, but I won't be the one to tell him.

"Kusuo there you are! Have you seen my I.D.?" What did I just say? I stared at him for a minute, and then walked into the dining room.

Dad was shocked. He followed after me, yelling about how children are supposed to respect there parents. I ignored him, of course. Whenever nuisances are talking to me I tend to tune them out.

Ding!

"Ku, Papa, breakfast is ready!" Mom called from the kitchen. Dad was still ranting, at least until mom came in. They both became all mushy soon after. It took a while, but we all finally sat down and began to eat

Silencccce...

Well, this is uncomfortable. I would've at least thought they would have questions about yesterday. This is for the better I suppose, my head is still pounding.

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"So, Kusuo, your friend knows about your powers."

Get out.

"Oh yeah! I was just thinking about that." Now Mom too?

They stared at me expectantly. Haven't I been in this situation before?

(A/N: Last chapter, lel.)

What a pain.

After I got tired of their stares, I told them how everything unfolded, though I won't write the entire conversation because it would take too long and the author is lazy.

(A/N: Hey!)

"So Kaidou has powers too?!" Both exclaimed in shock. I don't blame them, my reaction was the same.

Mom became all teary. "Oh, My baby Ku finally had someone to relate I'm so happy!" That's all you have to say? Not surprising, after all they didn't really worry about me. Still, this isn't something to take lightly, especially with what happened yesterday. I've decided to keep my parents out of this mess for now. It may become dangerous in the future.

While my mom cooed about Kaidou, and my dad simply agreeing with everything, I took my leave and headed back to my room. I have some more investigating to do.

Ding Dong!

"I'll get it!"

Or so I thought. Which one is it this time?

"Oh, Nendou your here! If your looking for Saiki he's in his room upstairs." Mom told him.

There's something strange about him today. When Nendou came upstairs, everything became really loud. Of course that's what usually happens, but this time it was in my head. It was as if someone was thinking at a lightning speed.

(A/N: *smirks* hehehe..)

Ah! I can read his thoughts, what's going on?

"You can read my thoughts can't you. That's because I'm super smart now!" Nendou said excitedly. Even if he's smart he's still Nendou.

Wait, what did he say? He, knows about, my powers...

….[ And then, his brain fizzled out, the end]….

I'm kidding, but that's what it felt like. I don't know how, but over night the moron became some sort of genius. I poke his face.

Are you sure you're not my brother in disguise. It wouldn't be beyond him to do such a thing.

"What? Oh, is your brother a genius too? Great, we can exchange theories about quantum physics."

That is one of many phrases I never expected to come out of his mouth. I put my hand over my face and sighed, I need time to wrap my head around this, so could you please leave?

"Well, I could but aren't you worried that this is somehow a part of that guy's plans?"

...

How, why, does God hate me? I didn't even tell him about that, and he didn't have any chance to find out. His IQ is on par with Kusuke's. Does he have powers now too, that would explain it.

I looked over at Nendou, who was messing with something on my desk. I would usually stop him, because being the idiot that he is- was, he would've broken something. Wait, I'm still going to stop him!

He was rearranging my desk, currently touching my school bag. I used telekinesis and stole it away.

Stop touching my stuff, I need to question you.

"You want to know how I got like this? All I know is that I woke up, and suddenly I was super smart! Bet I could beat the entire school now, heh heh." Nendou bragged.

I have experience with genius people, and I know their insufferable, but it's Nendou, so the annoyance I feel towards that buffoon has greatly increased. What a pain this is. I started walking towards my door.

"You're getting Kaidou now, right?"

This is going to get old fast.

"I'll go with ya buddy!"

Please don't.

"We could get ramen while we question him about his powers."

Sigh.

….[…]….

Nendou ended up following me to where Kaidou was, his 'secret' base. It was harder to track where he was since I can no longer read his mind, but I used clairvoyance and was able to locate him. Ever since he got his powers, his hero complex has gotten worse. It looks like he stayed up all night working on some Dark Reunion scenario.

When we approached his base, which was in an abandoned building a little ways away from other houses, I bust up the doors and walked inside. Why did I do this?

Kaidou jumped up and flailed wildly. "Dark Reunion is n-no match for the Jet B-black Wings!" He shouted, his voice quivering.

That's why. He's so sleep deprived he's delusional, so I figured I'd amuse myself.

Kaidou finally focused on us and shook his head. "Ah! Oh, Saiki! Have you decided to join me after all?" His words are slurred, how long was he awake?

He noticed Nendou. "Hey, what is the idiot doing here?!" Woah, suddenly he's wide awake. I gestured to Nendou and said, telepathically, He has powers now too. I guess it wouldn't be appropriate to call him an idiot anymore.

"Watch it, chuunibyou! I'm smarter than you now, if anything your the idiot here!"

"What are you talking about, there's no way you're-, hey I can read your mind."

"Woah, your telepathic?! Can you guess what I'm thinking?"

"Umm yeah..."

Chuunibyou.

"Hey!"

"Hahaha!"

Why does it always turn into a fight with these two? Focus.

"Wha- oh right. Runt, how'd you get you're powers?" Nendou asked.

That wasn't very subtle.

"Heh, which power?" Kaidou smirked and grabbed his right arm.

You only have one.

"Oh my telepathy, that's easy, see I... ah..." He doesn't remember. Kaidou scrunched his nose and looked down thoughtfully. "I guess I just woke up one day and they were there."

So it's the same with both of you. Luckily, this isn't the end. I still have one trick up my sleeve, and that, is psychometry. Whoever gave them this power will have to show up.

I took off my gloves and set them aside, and touched Kaidou. I'd rather not see what Nendou does in his free time.

Nendou does in his free time.

(Whooshing sound effect O-o)

Many images passed through my mind, Kaidou writing in his hero notebook, him studying, but this isn't what I want to see. I saw a lot, up until he fell asleep. That's when something suspicious happened. There was a dark figure in his room... is it Dark Reunion, is probably what Kaidou would say. He isn't very visible, but wait, he's getting closer. The person touched Kaidou's head, and there was a small blue light. And it was just enough light for me to see a face.

...

What?!

(Whooshing sound effect... again o-O)

I let go of Kaidou quickly, and unceremoniously fell onto the ground. If you saw what I saw you'd be startled as well. I have to admit, that was an unexpected twist, I applaud you author-san. The antagonist of this story is-.

A/N: *Cackles maniacally* So, how was the chapter?

(angry readers start banging at my door)

How'd you find this place?!

Lol, I'm not sure what your reactions would be, but probably not that. The cliffhanger was really cheesy, I'll admit... but I couldn't resist. Sorry, hehe...

Anyway, I hope you enjoy! I'll be working on chapter 5 and I will post it Saturday! R&R, Fav, and if you like, Follow for more! I received two reviews on this story, and I was really glad. You're feedback means everything to me, thanks a bunch!