Disclaimer: First Chapter
Sorry for the wait, but had a pretty bad stomach bug, so kind of wanted to stay away from my computer. I'm better now.
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Naruto twerked his jaw in annoyance when he looked at the scores that he had gotten on the first exam. He had passed the Bottom-8 (moving his hips in the figure 8) portion of the exam with a score of over 113, but even then his score in that was only second place. His overall scores put him into the top of the people who were competing in the exams, sure, but the fact that somebody had beat him in the most difficult part of the exam had him both annoyed, and excited to beat them.

Well, his mother had been proud of him when he told her he passed the first exam with the overall top score.

She had been expecting him to pass though, so she had already been prepared by buying him a cake to celebrate the first exam going smoothly. Naruto was a little sad to tell her that he would be leaving the next day, since the second exam would have him spending the night at Setouchi academy for a day or two, he didn't really pay attention to that part.

"Hey Naruto-kyun."

"Kawai... No, just no." Naruto stated to her with a dull look towards her as she sat down next to him, wearing much more casual clothing than the stuff she wore before. It would figure that she would be looking for him, while they waited for the buses that would take them across the Great Naruto bridge.

He was prepared for the ribbing he would get.

He did notice the blond girl that had beat his Bottom-8 score pulling up on a motorcycle though. A girl nearly as tall as himself, with light peach skin, and bright blond hair in the same shade as his own. Blond hair that was long, and like his own, spiked out... a girl with bright blue eyes, and a very firm physique.

"Oh, looks like you aren't the only hafu here." Kawai noticed Naruto looking at the woman. "You should go talk to her, I bet Mio-chan would just love to have a wingman for when she goes to pick up chicks." Kawai stated as she nudged Naruto.

Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"... I'm not a hafu... my Dad was born and raised here, and so was my Mom..." Naruto stated, before he paused and placed his hand on the side of his head. "... but my Dad's parents are both American... shit." Naruto cursed under his breath when he realized that the statement kind of applied to him.

Kawai laughed into her hand, and she offered him an open soda.

"Want to try some Sudachi Soda? I just bought a can, and I think it tastes pretty good." Kawai stated as she pushed the can into his hand.

Naruto deadpanned.

"So you can get an indirect kiss? No thanks, but I already have my drink." Naruto stated as he showed that next to him on the bench was his own drink. "So... only roughly 200 people passed the first exam." Naruto changed the topic, and Kawai nodded her head as they looked around. She looked between various groups of people, and was picking out certain ones that she believed looked serious, or talented.

She wondered if anyone of them would make Keijo fun for her to play against, obviously other than the 4 people who got better scores than her.

"Yeah, 40 or less people are allowed to pass the second exam. You don't seem-"

"On top of the land, everyone here... are amateurs, and I won't lose."

...

"That Kaminashi girl sure is confidence." Kawai stated when she noticed with a light laugh as the girl talking jumped up onto the railing and looked around at everyone, confidently proclaiming her victory to everyone. Naruto was snorting as he tried to hold back his laughter at the girl's overconfidence, and he did manage to hold back most of his laughter. "What?" Kawai asked, and Naruto grinned.

"... She just reminded me of somebody." Naruto stated with a grin on his face.

The girl seemed about 17 years old, and as funny as it was, he could remember somebody who acted the way that she did when they were 17 years old.

Himself.

"... An Ex-girlfriend?" Kawai asked with a serious look at Naruto. She had her eyes narrowed, seeing as she would be spending the next year trying to convince Naruto that she was girlfriend material, she wanted to know her competition. After all, Naruto was going to be the only real male contact that she would have for a long time. Sure, there would be Keijo Engineers at the school taking classes, but players couldn't date engineers. It would be considered too unprofessional. "You don't have a girlfriend, do you?" Kawai asked as she leaned towards Naruto, who leaned to the side away from her.

What was with her?

"I'm not dating anyone, and my Ex is nothing like that girl. I was reminded of myself a little... I want to face off against her because of that." Naruto stated with a grin on his face. If she was anything like him, then he would have fun facing off against her.

Kawai blinked.

She then looked at the girl getting off of the railing, before she glanced back at Naruto. She shrugged her shoulders, not sure what to make of that statement in general. She didn't say anything when a man came up to them with several pieces of paper. He gave one of them to Naruto, and the next one to Kawai.

"Please fill these survey's out before you arrive to Setouchi. Now, if you will go to the bus that has your group numbers, we will be heading out now."

"Survey... What?" Naruto deadpanned when he saw the first question on the survey. A stupid question about what kind of topping that he would like to put on omelets. Naruto looked at Kawai and saw her standing up, heading over towards the buses. Naruto walked after her as he looked at the survey in his hands, and skipped through a few questions. A few of which didn't really apply to him, since they were about breast size and what not. "This doesn't really seem... Keijo related." Naruto mentioned with a dull voice, getting in the line to get on the bus.

"I know... how dare they make me pick between breast sizes? I mean, even the A-cup has it's own perks... even though the G-cup is amazing as well." Mio stated as she stood behind Naruto, agreeing with him as she scratched the side of her head. She looked over the descriptions for the breast sizes, and what it was asking her to pick. "Every breast size is sexy in it's own way. It would be a shame to discriminate against smaller breasts." Mio stated with a playful sigh.

Naruto snorted.

"... Ooooh... You're a lesbian, that was what Kawai meant." Naruto mentioned as he turned his head towards Mio.

That explained why she mentioned the wingman thing.

"... Lesbian is such a... term. I would prefer being called a carnivore instead. Looking at the sweet meat of a girl just gets me hungry. I mean, guys can be pretty hot... but women are the more beautiful sex. Not to mention they taste better... Mio Kusakai, nice to meet a fellow blond." Mio extended her hand to Naruto as Kawai in front of him got on the bus. Naruto walked backwards and shook hands with Mio, actually able to look eye to eye with her, instead of having to look down on her too much.

She was just a little shorter than him, but a few inches, which was saying something. He stood a head above most Japanese men, and Japanese women were even shorter than that. Most of them just came up to the top of his chest, though he had seen a woman taller than him in the crowd (shocking him).

"Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto walked onto the bus backwards, and she followed him next.

When he sat down, she decided to sit next to him before Kawai had the chance to. Kawai pouted at Naruto, while Mio nudged his ribs.

"How does it feel to get second place in the Bottom-8?" Mio asked Naruto with a teasing smirk.

"How does it feel to get second place in everything else?" Naruto shot back at her, and she laughed at the comeback.

"Ouch, now that was a burn. I'm looking forward to seeing you on the land. I was afraid nobody would be here to challenge me. I've been hearing a lot about you. First man to ever get excepted as a keijo player... nearly beat an A-class." Mio stated, seeing as she had heard a lot about him. He was upsetting the keijo world, in a good way of course. The fact that he had passed the first exam was already spreading, and people were expecting him to pass the second exam without a problem.

"There is the Great Naruto Bridge."

...

"Shut up." Naruto stated before Mio could comment on his name, she smirked though. "Yes, I live in Naruto city, and we are crossing the Great Naruto Bridge, over the Naruto Straight, above the Naruto whirlpools, to Awaji island with Naruto oranges... get your laughing out of the way." Naruto commented with his voice showing irritation.

Mio just snorted.

Kawai behind them, and several others started to laugh when they heard what he said. The laughs were quick, and Naruto took the chance to fill out more of the questions. Most of the questions were really stupid, all except for one of them.

Which flavor of Ramen do you Prefer?
1. Miso, the Traditional Goodness
2. Pork, the Meaty Pleasure
3. Salt, the Sweet Destroyer
4. Chicken, the Fowl Contender

"... This is the most serious question this survey could have asked." Naruto stated with utter seriousness, in his eyes, body language, and in his voice. He looked at the question with narrowed eyes as he tried to decide.

"Who cares about ramen flavors?"

"You shut your whore mouth." Naruto stated to whoever spoke those evil words, and a girl yelped when they saw the dangerous look on his face. The entire bus went silent as Naruto sent silent death towards anyone that tried to refute his statement. He was actually growling at anyone to try and speak up.

One does not badmouth ramen in front of an Uzumaki.

Ever.

Chapter End!
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