Disclaimer: First Chapter
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Naruto had to admit he was curious when he walked in on the first test of the day of physical testing. Those not currently taking the test were behind a fence, of course, and were all watching as a girl stood in the center of a circle. Volleyballs were being shot out of her out of a machine, and she was hitting them with her butt, and chest, with the clear intention of getting them into one of the many baskets that were situated around her. The fact that she was only aiming for baskets with the light on the front turned on showed that it was partially a quick thinking and accuracy test.
He moved so that he was standing next to Mio, easy to find her actually.
She stood a good deal above the vast majority of the women in the room, so it was simply easier to find her than it was Kawai or Rin. Naruto took a moment to understand the fact that he had made three friends already, something he would have been super excited about if he were younger.
"What's up with this exam?" Naruto asked Mio with a raised eyebrow.
"It's awesome is what is up with it. My little honeys are all running around, getting their sexy little bodies to jiggle. Though the scoring system seems a little off." Mio almost drolled as she watched the sexier movements of some of the girls. Girls that she would add to the list of women that she wanted to take to her bed at some point. "It doesn't seem like it matters how many balls you hit into the right net... one girl scored 13 and got a low score, while another girl scored 8 and was considered normal." Mio commented more seriously when she saw Naruto's questioning gaze.
Right, bond over their shared interest in the female body.
Naruto looked at the balls.
"Your open sexual appetite aside-" Naruto heard Mio laughed when he casually dismissed her perverse nature in favor of seriously looking over the test. Most people took her more seriously than he was taking her, then again, he seemed like the type of guy who had a goal in his mind and stayed focused on that goal. "-Something is off about some of the balls, look at her ass when she hits some of the balls." Naruto pointed out to Mio, who raised an eyebrow.
She did notice something off when she paid attention to the ball itself, but she couldn't pinpoint it at first.
"10 bad!"
"Her score was bad..." Mio spoke as the next girl was called up to take the exam. She raised an eyebrow when she saw the strange scoring again. "I guess there is some detail missing here." Mio muttered to Naruto.
The new girl started to have balls launched into the ring with her, and she started to chase them down as well.
Naruto hummed in thought.
"... All of these balls are normal... There it is." Naruto pointed out when he saw one of the weird balls shot into the ring. While the normal balls would hit the girl's breast and ass like normal, he noticed that the strange ball would hit with more squish to it. Normally the ball's surface didn't change even slightly, but with the strange ball it looked like it was squishing with her breast or ass depending on what hit it.
The squishy ball had a star on it, but most people didn't notice it with how fast it was spinning around.
Mio grinned when she saw it.
"... That's underhanded." Mio couldn't hold back herself as she admired the sheer genius of the test they were facing.
Those weren't normal volleyballs.
They were breast balls.
They were balls that had the softness and elasticity of boobs, thus making it harder to aim where you launched them, and even harder to spot and change your plan of attack for. So far only those who faced the test noticed anything strange about the balls, but they didn't comment on it. It was easy to tell when your body was hitting something soft instead of hard, but knowing the ball was soft and doing something was easier said than done.
"9 normal."
"Uzumaki Naruto, your up."
Naruto walked through the fence gate and walked into the circle where the test was being held. He saw the baskets and noticed one of them light up. Naruto nodded to himself when he figured out how the scoring was. He noticed the little details of the test that others didn't notice, his brain worked in odd ways. Naruto saw the first ball get launched towards him, and he stepped to the side to allow it to pass by him without even trying to go after it. Naruto watched the second ball go flying across the ring, and he let it hit the ground without taking a step to go after it.
"Come on Naruto, you can get those balls easy!" Kawai cheered Naruto on, and he noticed that she was situated pretty far away from where he had been chatting with Mio.
Right next to her was Rin.
Naruto noticed the third ball, and he bounced it off of his chest, and he smirked to himself when it squished against his hard muscles. He bounced it away from him and towards the lit up basket. Naruto let the fourth ball hit the ground behind him after glancing towards it, before he flipped backwards and used his hip to knock ball number 5 into the next basket just as it started to light up.
"That's weird, he's ignoring half of the balls." Rin pointed out when she saw Naruto hit another ball, only to completely ignore the ball after that one.
The teacher overseeing the exams didn't find it weird.
She found it amazing.
'He's only going after the balls we use to grade this test. I heard he was stupid, but it seems his brain is focused towards noticing small details and putting those details together.' The teacher thought to herself as she launched two test balls at Naruto, just to see how he would react. Just as she thought, he went after both of them, only to completely ignore a regular ball that she had sent his way.
His minute was up.
"Uzumaki Naruto, 5... Fantastic."
'This test was about physical conditioning, and combining it with quick thinking skills. It also encourages you to learn by watching others... Now that Mio knows the trick, she's no doubt going to show off.' Naruto thought with a smirk on his face. Now that he knew where Kawai and Rin were, he walked over to them. Rin had a cocky smile on her face as she walked by him, since she was being called for her turn at the exam. He wondered if she had figured out the point of the exam, or if she was just going to go after all of the balls.
"So what was the point of that?" Kawai asked with a confused look on her face.
He had hit less than everyone else to go, yet his score was the highest, or at the very least seemed to be the most impressive one. She had been watching the exam for awhile now, and still hadn't managed to figure out how it was scored. It was almost like the number of balls that you hit didn't mean anything, but if that was the case then were they judged on style or was there some different secret.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at her.
She hadn't noticed.
"Squish... squish." Naruto's response left the girl even more confused.
"What does that even mean!?" Kawai started to poke Naruto's face with her hands, so basically she pushed both of her hands into the side of his face. She pouted and waited for a proper answer, but got none.
When Naruto helped Mio see the point of the exam, he only gave her a hint, and after paying attention to the ball she figured it out herself. Desite them being friends, Kawai was still expected to go into the elite class, so it only made sense for him to let her figure it out herself.
"Looks like Rin got a normal score." Naruto commented when he saw Rin coming back with a disappointed look on her face. She was dejected that she didn't beat Naruto's score, even though she hit 13 of the balls that were sent at her. "So, did you figure it out?" Naruto asked Rin with a grin, and she nodded her head.
She figured it out halfway into the test.
"Squishy."
"Come on, what does that even mean?" Kawai asked, really not getting the vague hint.
"You'll get it when you take the test... Looks like that ribbon girl did pretty well on her test." Rin noticed one of the girls in a different section doing her exam well. Kawai smiled and looked over to see somebody else was taking the test in a different spot. She scratched her head when she got no hints from watching people. "Don't worry Kawai, you'll figure it out when you take the test." Rin assured Kawai.
Naruto shrugged.
"She might not notice, she's pretty squishy." Naruto complimented Kawai.
It didn't sound like a comment.
"Well I'm sorry I don't have a bit butt or boobs." Rin nudged Naruto's ribs for his unknowing jab at her tit size.
"My first crush was a complete flatty, so I think it's really cute... thought to be fair my first girlfriend had bigger breasts than anyone here." Naruto dryly commented. He didn't have a real preference towards breast size, for him it was mostly a personality thing.
Kawai froze.
"... You've had a girlfriend?" Kawai asked with a small blush coming to her cheeks.
He was an experienced man it would seem, and he was older than her. He was a handsome, experienced, older man that didn't have a body preference to her knowledge. Not to mention they loved the same sport, and participated in the same sport.
"She a Keijo player?" Rin asked, and Naruto shook his head.
"The reason we broke up. She got too embarrassed whenever I tried to get her to watch Keijo. My family all loves keijo. My dad was a keijo engineer, and my mom wanted to be a keijo player... and my godfather is a pervert who loves women's bodies... Hinata was a shy, repressed, and traditional girl." Naruto lamented over the fact his first girlfriend, who he literally spent 3 years in highschool dating, and he broke up over something like her being unable to appreciate keijo... and being unable to fit in with his family because of it.
Rin nodded in agreement.
"Dude, I completely understand. I've never dated anyone, but if they couldn't accept keijo then I would have to end it with them. Want to try dating me then? With those whisker marks you look like a giant kitty cat." Rin casually asked Naruto out as she nudged him again, as a student completely failed the exams in front of them.
"Rinrin!"
"No thanks, I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now. Right now I want to focus on getting stronger." Naruto waved off her invitation to start dating.
This girl was a carnivour.
"Man, that is such a herbivour response. You aren't one of those guys right?" Rin teased Naruto, ignoring the angry pouts that were coming her way from Kawai. Japanese men these days were mostly herbivours, as in they didn't really care about forming relationships with girls anymore. They weren't aggressive, and didn't really try to go out and meet a girl. They allowed the women to make the first move, which led to the evolution of the carnivourous women situation.
It was now women that hunted the men.
Rin got a bonk on the head.
"I'm no herbivour, but I'm not at this school to get a girlfriend. I'm here to become a pro player... though if I see a girl I like I might ask her out. She would have to be cute, nice, a really good keijo player, nice sense of humor, and I guess I would personally like if she liked ramen... not a deal breaker though." Naruto explained his type to Rin.
...
"Okay, so date me then." Rin pointed out with a grin on her face. She fit into all of his type preferences.
Naruto laughed.
"You're not that funny though Rinrin, unlike me. Now I have a sense of humor." Kawai pointed to herself with both of her hands.
She wanted this so bad.
SO BAD!
"Kusakai Mio... 5... Fantastic?"
"Oh you cheeky bitch." Naruto grinned when Mio went after him, and proceeded to copy him with her score. Mio winked at him as she walked towards a group of gaggling girls, who were sending her looks of awe.
Those poor beautiful women, they didn't know what was coming their way.
"Does that make you a cheeky bastard?" Rin pointed out, since Mio did the exact same thing that he did, the only difference was that she looked at him as she did it.
"She's like a female, more perverted, version of me... Hey Rin, you got a marker on you?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
His response was surprising.
"Do you want black, red, or purple?" Rin offered him three choices.
...
Kawai and Naruto looked at her when she showed that she was carrying multiple markers on her. Naruto grabbed the black one, before he walked through the crowd, mostly ignoring the praises he got from some of the people who saw him. Naruto walked over to Mio, who noticed him and waved.
"Hey Naruto, why don't you join me. These delicate flowers deserve to be treated, don't they? I wouldn't mind being the bread of a sandwitch." Mio asked as she gently reached around on one of the girls and groped her breast.
"EH!?"
Naruto grabbed Mio's head by grabbing the top with his right hand, before he popped the lid off the marker and started to draw lines on her face. He placed three whisker marks on each cheek, and suddenly it looked like he literally had a twin sister. Their looks were almost exactly the same, but one male and one female, with her cheeks covered in whiskers. Both of them had spiky blond hair, but she had long spiky hair. Both of them had blue eyes, and the same shade of blue eyes. They were both taller than pretty much everyone around them, which stood out in Japan. They both had bodies toned to perfection, and were well-endowed muscle-wise... and she had a large butt and breasts to add onto that. She even had about the same skin color as he had.
They also both liked ramen.
Wait, weren't they about the same age too?
"Huh, we look like siblings like this... cool, I knew I thought you were hot stuff." Mio laughed when she looked at herself in the reflection of one of the nearby windows.
"I knew I liked you for a reason." Naruto joked with her, while Rin and Kawai joined them.
To say they were a little stunned was an understatement.
Naruto even took out his phone and raised it up, grabbing Mio and pulling her closer to him. He took their picture, before he sent it to his mother.
-With Kushina-
"Oh, Naruto sent me a text..." Kushina pulled up her cellphone, and she saw that a picture was attached to it. She clicked on the picture, and brought it up. She blinked a few times when she saw the contents of the picture. "... Did I give birth to twins and not realize it?" Kushina asked out loud with some shock.
She was geniunely confused.
Did she somehow manage to have a second child and not realize it.
Jiraiya behind her look at the picture.
...
"... I don't remember you having a daughter." Jiraiya told Kushina with his eyes widened in shock when he saw a female Naruto in the same picture as Naruto.
Oh shit, with that statement he no doubt activated Kushina's "worry-wart" mode.
"I have to meet her!"
-With Naruto-
"Heheheheh."
Naruto would admit it, he didn't know what he did that was making him laugh, but the evil nature of his laugh let him know that he had somehow fucked over his godfather. Naruto's stomach growled, and he rubbed it.
He should get some breakfast before his next test.
Chapter End!
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