Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
'So... this is the land for the first round of the race test.'
As it would turn out, different groups were using different lands. Naruto had been picked for the third group, which would have made it unfair for other groups, seeing as he would have been able to watch two tests being done on the same land. Naruto tested his footing a little as he looked around.
"Do your best Naruto!"
Naruto sweatdropped when he lost a little concentration when he heard Kawari cheering for him. Naruto blushed when more attention was drawn to him, and the three other people that he had on his section of the land. 11 people were in the race with him, but the race itself was seperated into three sections. 2 sections of 4, and a section of 3, and all of the sections were connected by bridged shaped similar to octopus tentacles with holes inside of the suctions cups.
'Now what is the trick to this land?' Naruto thought to himself as he glanced over at the three people he had with him.
He saw Rin a distance away from himself, though she wasn't on the same section as he was. He even saw that girl, Kotone, standing on a different section as well. With himself included, it was three of the top players in the Elite 10 that had been formed. Naruto glanced around at his three opponents, who were looking around, before they settled on him.
"10 Seconds!"
'I can't use the Spiralling Hip Sphere... there are too many people, and using it in the first of the two races would come back on me... time to use a different move.' Naruto got himself ready. He lowered himself a little, bending forward as he loosened his arms. He tapped his foot against the group, and started to lightly shake the land. It didn't bother anyone on the land, of course, but Naruto kept himself still. 'Time to see if Dad's other designs were any good.' Naruto thought seriously.
It was almost time.
"Do your best!"
"Pffffffffft!?" Naruto released the breath he was holding when he heard his mother's voice. His head shot around like a cannon as he looked at the small gathering of non-students, and saw his mother was sitting there in her wheelchair. With her was Sasuke, who was in his casual clothes, looking rather disinterested in everything that was going on. No doubt it was his day off, and his mother asked him if he would give her a ride. "The hell? Mom, don't-"
"Start!"
Two of Naruto's opponents rushed towards him, seeing as he was ranked 2nd of the Elite 10, turns out his race with Rin at night lowered his score and dropped him out of his tie with Mio, they decided to gang up on him. They were coming from the left and the right side, one using her breasts, and the other girl using her ass. Naruto let out a breath and relaxed his upper body, blocking the ass first with his chest. With his muscles relaxed, her ass didn't bounce off of him, and Naruto twisted his chest and redirected her attack, lifting her feet off of the ground, as her ass slammed into the head of the girl using her breasts. The two of them losing all of their balance, while Naruto tapped the breast using girl's hips with his own.
"Shizu Monogatari and Ichigo Kobayashi have sunken!"
"-distract me, and what the hell Sasuke? You don't even care about Keijo." Naruto finished his spoken thought with annoyance.
"What the hell was that?" His last remaining opponent that was on the land with him asked as she looked at the graceful block and attack.
"Eh? I forgot you were still here... The Ass Transfer technique. By using my relaxed chest as a medium for shock and vibration absorption, I can tense my muscles and redirect attacks from me to a different opponent." Naruto sounded smart, but he was just explaining what the description had been in his father's journal. He gave an almost word for word of what his father said to summarize the technique.
Naruto took a speeded step towards the girl who asked the question, and she hopped to the side and attempted to counter his movement. Naruto spun on his foot and lowered his body when she swung her chest at him. He flipped off of his feet, into the air, and slammed his hips on top of her head. Using most of his weight, she slammed onto her knees moments later, out of the race as Naruto continued to spin, and landed on his feet on the other side of her.
She landed on her face moments later, his blow knocking her out in the most gentle way that he could.
He started to run towards the tentacle bridge.
'Squishy!?' Naruto nearly lost his balance the second he took a single step on the bridge. His foot sank into the tentacle, which seemed to be made of air filled rubber, like giant balloon, just thicker and less prone to popping. Instead of running, Naruto changed his movement speed to a light walk as he started to get used to the way the land was giving.
*Squirt*
Naruto stepped next to one of the suction cups, and the pressure from his foot caused the cup to shoot out a slipper black liquid, that wasn't ink. Naruto saw the area around the suction cup was covered in it. It seemed to be a combination of lube, with black food coloring based off of the texture he was seeing.
"I'm coming after YOU Naruto!"
Rin shouted as she defeated her opponents quickly. She started to haul ass towards Naruto, running across the bridge. She stepped on one of the suction cups, and when it squirted, it got on her foot.
"The land-!"
"Aaaaah!" Rin started to step on more suction cups, and the ink got all over her feet and legs, and she started to slip around. Unable to run around, she lost her balance and fell into the water. There was a call of her name, declaring her out of the race for the moment, but then again after quickly defeating her own three opponents, falling to an unexpected land mechanic wasn't going to be that harsh of a penalty.
After all, she was ranked number 3 of the Elites at the moment, just behind Naruto himself, and Kotone was ranked number 4 of the Elite. A race with three of the higher Elites, it was expected that they would chose a land design that wasn't good for them.
Naruto lightly jogged, dodging the suction cups, towards the spot where Rin slipped into the water, and looked down at her.
"You okay Rin?" Naruto asked the girl, and she spat out some water, before she wiped the water from her eyes.
"Yeah, that was embarassing. Looks like our rematch is going to happen later on. Go kick some ass Naruto... I'm going to go get some juicy stories from your mom other there." Rin started to swim towards the ladder out of the pool. Naruto blinked a few times, and he looked towards his mother and Sasuke.
The two people who had the most embarassing stories about him.
He even saw Kawai had noticed them, and was walking towards them. Even Mio, though Mio was with Kawai, had noticed what they were doing. Naruto blinked a few times, before he hauled ass towards Kotone. She just finished knocking her 2 opponents into the water, and she had her back turned towards Naruto. The seconds his foot touched the land, she realized that he had arrived.
'It's him.' Kotone thought as she glanced back at Naruto.
She felt him running towards her.
"We will finish this later Kotone-chan! I'll beat you in the next race, but right now, I have got to stop something HORRIBLE from happening!" Naruto screamed as he ran right passed her. Naruto jumped right off of the land as far as he could go. He landed in the water abot halfway from the lader.
"Uzumaki Naruto... has sunk?"
...
"What?" Kotone was dumbfounded when she realized she just won the first race in the oddest of ways. She tilted her head in confusion for a moment as she was declared the winner. 'That was... actally unsatisfying...' Kotone couldn't help but think with a frown appearing on her face.
She watched as Naruto swam towards the ladder.
-Teachers Stands-
"Heheheheh, he's a weird one." Nagisa laughed when she watched one of the Elite jumping off of the land and into the water on his own. She did mark a few points off for it, but Naruto had already long since passed the tests. His scores had been extremely high, and the skill that he knocked three girls off into the water showed that he was made for the sport. She had to knock a few points off for Rin as well for slipping into the water.
She was used to this kind of weirdness though.
It made the sport even more interesting.
-With Kawai and Mio-
'Oh, this is going to be nice.' Mio thought with a wicked smile as she walked towards Naruto's jaw dropped mother, who was just stunned at what her son did.
'I get to meet his mother!' Kawai was just giddy that she was able to introduce herself to the mother of her romantic target. She even saw another handsome boy standing there, and while he was her type, she was more interested in Naruto. A boy that she could practice her sport with would always beat just the regular pretty boy.
They watched as Rin ran towards them with a smirk on her face.
She joined them.
None of them noticed as Naruto followed behind with a determined look on his face.
"Hello-"
"NOPE!" Naruto rejected all of them by jumping against them and knocking all of them into the pool together. They weren't even given the chance, while his mother glanced towards the spot she had heard somebody talking to her. She could have sworn she even heard the familiar sound of her son's panicked shout.
"Idiot." Sasuke muttered, having watched the entire thing.
Naruto seemed to have surrounded himself with idiots like himself.
Chapter End!
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