It was the second day since the estate had been populated. Junkrat, Drogoz, and Reaper were eating. Scout, and Talus were in awe of how they were eating. They stood slack jawed as Junkrat guzzled a gallon of petrol.
They watch Drogoz juggled a mouse between his talons. He threw the rodent into the air, caught it in his mouth, and swallowed it whole. Scout retched. "Ah. Dat's freakin sick". Talus put a hand to his mouth.
They moved on to Reaper who was eating a Subway sandwich. With his mask on. "What are you looking at" growled Reaper.
"How are you doing that" asked Talus pointing to Reaper's mask. His lionlike tail seemed to be tying itself around the leg of a chair.
"Do you know magic, and crap" asked Scout. "How are you eating with the mask on".
Reaper noticed Talus' tail, and concluded what was going on. "I'm edgy, get on my level" said Reaper. "I think someone just yelled for Talus". Talus got out of his state of awe, and ran off. Dragging the chair with him.
Sombra materialized beside of Scout. "Ah. Where'd ya come from ya crazy chick" complained Scout. Sombra smiled.
"Oh, I've been here the whole time in fact. I'm everywhere, Amigo. Boop" said Sombra. She poked Scout on the nose. She disappeared again. Scout ran away in terror.
Reaper proceeded to laugh hysterically. So Sombra's pranks could be funny. So long as they weren't on Reaper himself.
Elsewhere
Winston, Medic, and Kinessa ran from a group of sheep with fire breathing snake heads. It was all of their first missions, and it wasn't going well. After seeing that their enemies were sheep with snake heads they'd assumed the mission would be easy.
So, they had agreed to break cover, and charge. Then the sheep had set Medic's lab coat on fire, and they'd all run away as fast as they could. More snake sheep jumped out of the bushes, and hissed at the trio.
A mill was just in range of Winston's jump pack. Winston grabbed Medic, and Kinessa, and jump packed into the mill. Kinessa hit her head on a low-lying beam. They landed in semi safety. "Kinessa, are you alright" asked Winston.
Kinessa lifted her head up. "Shut up, ya big fat gummy monkey" said Kinessa. Her speech was very slurred.
"Hmm. Vell I've only ever heard Demo talk like zhat after thirty drinks in a row. It was a dare, and Engineer regretted daring him to do it later" observed Medic. Winston rubbed his chin.
"You're a doctor. Do you think you could fix her" asked Winston? Medic thought a minute than got a big smile on his face.
"No not much I could do without equipment. Unless you zhink giving her, a baboon uterus would help. I always have an extra" said Medic. Reaching into his portable med kit, and pulling out a weird organ.
"No. No baboon uterus' are going into anybody. We'll just have to fight without Kinessa" decided Winston.
"My ubercharge is ready" offered Medic. "And I always have Jeremy". He pulled out a jar that held a piece of bread with a mouth full of ferocious looking sharp teeth.
"What's an ubercharge" asked Winston?
"Oh, it's a zhing that charges on my medigun. It makes you bullet proof, and possibly Sneep proof" answered Medic. Winston started to ask a question but Medic beat him to the punch. "Zhat is what we are calling zhem now I came up wiz it".
"Ok. Well, I'm ready to unleash my primal rage. These Sneep have me pissed off" said Winston.
"Let's go" said Medic. Attaching his medigun's healing feature to Winston. They left Kinessa in the mill, and jumped down among the Sneep.
Winston's eyes started to crackle with electricity as he roared and unleashed his primal rage. Medic flipped a switch on his medigun, and Winston became covered with a blue shield like substance that made up Medic's ubercharge. Winston laughed evilly as he started punching Sneep, and flinging them all over the place.
"CAN YOU FEEL THE SCHADENFRUEDE" shouted Medic. Winston just kept punching Sneep into oblivion. Luckily, they killed all the Sneep before the uber, and primal rage wore off. Medic started sawing off one of the Sneep's heads. "Experimentation" explained Medic.
They were then teleported back to the estate. Luckily so was Kinessa. Winston looked at Medic with new respect, and a bit of wariness. Medic walked away happily wanting to sew the snake head onto some other random animal.
Even Later
Tracer is zipping through the estate's main building's hallway. She passed an open door, and spotted Sombra, Soldier, and Sha Lin standing around a closed closet. "Wot's goin on 'ere" asked Tracer.
"I set up this cool thing full of costumes, and hats for everyone. Widowmaker convinced me to make this so she could cover up a bit more, Engineer, and Torbjorn helped out a little" explained Sombra.
"Scout is stalking her" said Soldier. In his normal matter of fact fashion. Widowmaker stepped out of the closet in what appeared to be a ringmaster's outfit.
"Thank you Sombra" said Widowmaker.
"No prob, amiga. I call it the Huntress" said Sombra. Widowmaker smiled.
"It is good" said Widowmaker. Tracer came up with an idea.
"You said there's costumes for everybody in there" said Tracer. Sombra nodded. "You mind if I go in" asked Tracer?.
"No everybody's supposed to use it" said Sombra. Tracer rushed in and came out wearing a goth style outfit. Soldier reached in and pulled out a gibbus. He put it on top of his helmet. "I call that one Punk" said Sombra.
Tracer nodded, and walked around the estate. She passed Reaper in the main room. He got up took in Tracer's new look. "Wait up. Tracer, are you. Emo now. I have mixed feelings about this" said Reaper walking away confused.
Tracer giggled. Androxus walked by. Reaper stopped right beside of him. "You look like death" said Androxus.
"So do you" said Reaper. "Wanna hang out". Androxus nodded.
"Sure" said Androxus. The two of them walked off together. Tracer stood slack jawed. What edgy, emo friendship had just been unleashed on the world.
I'm thinking next chapter. Engineer, and Doomfist are coming into the mix. And maybe Pyro or Grover.
