Hope this story makes you laugh

Engineer, Maeve, and Doomfist were sitting around a table in the game room. Engineer was sitting in his portable lounge chair. With a stack of beers on the arm rest. Strix snuck into the room, and nabbed a beer from Engineer. "You low down scoundrel" complained Engineer.

"Very funny. Texan. Who's winning" asked Strix. Taking a long sip of his stolen drink.

"I believe I have the upper hand" said Doomfist. Laying a yellow card on the table. The group was playing Uno.

"Do you really because." Said Maeve. She put down a draw four card, and put down her last card a yellow. "I only had two cards left. And that's game". Maeve gave them all a very smug look. She stuck one of her violet daggers on the table. "You all owe me a drink"

"I thought everyone else was out on a mission right now anyway" said Doomfist. Strix shrugged.

"Not everyone. I don't have a mission today, and neither does the Pyro" said Strix. Engineer had stopped to take a drink, he did a spit take.

'Who's, watching, Pyro" asked Engineer urgently. Strix shrugged again.

"Well no one he just went to the storage shed where we put all our weapons" said Strix. Engineer's jaw dropped.

"Oh no. Do you have any idea what Pyro will do when he has his flamethrower? He doesn't discriminate. He'll burn us all. We need to get the flamethrower away from him" said Engineer.

"If he'll kill you why do you keep him around" asked Strix? Dropping the beer.

"Mostly because he takes out the Blue team fast. Now, where is he" said Engineer. He flicked open a blind on one of the windows, and quickly closed flicked the blind closed. "I found him" said Engineer.

Outside

Pyro is torching a squirrel. The fluffy animal writhed while in Pyro's head. "Do you believe in magic" played loudly. Pyro imagined that the squirrel was happily cheering, and laughing.

Pyro turned around and noticed his friend Engineer peeking through a window. Pyro waved happily. He looked at his happygun, and thought of the joy he could bring his friends.

Pyro left the squirrel, and hop skipped to the door. He entered the game room. Maeve tackled Pyro with a head lock trying to get the flamethrower. Pyro took this as a friendly hug. "Hmfmmmf" shouted Puro happily.

Doomfist grabbed Pyro's flamethrower, and tried to pry it away. Pyro saw his opportunity, and turned on his happygun. Doomfist's gauntlet was set alight with the happy fire. Maeve breathed the happy smoke, and let go of Pyro coughing. Pyro laughed.

Maeve had gotten high on the happy gas. Pyro had seen it happen before. Happy was a very addictive drug. "Fire at will" shouted a voice behind Pyro. His happygun flew out of his hands and into a surge of gravity.

Zarya stood in the doorway. "What is going on here" Zarya demanded.

Engineer peeked from behind an arcade game. "Pyro found his flamethrower, and tried to make everyone happy" said Engineer picking up Pyro's flamethrower, and walking away. "I'm hiding this".

That night

Mccree, and Mal'damba sat on a bench overlooking a lake. Widowmaker, and Scout came walking up the path. Widowmaker sneezed loudly. She was carrying a medical clipboard. "You alright. Partner" asked Mccree?

"I have a cold" complained Widowmaker. Mal'damba's King Cobra hissed.

"One bite from Bryan could cure any ailment" suggested Mal'damba. Bryan slithered onto Mal'damba's lap. Mock striking, at Widowmaker's leg.

"No. Mercy's taking care of it" said Widowmaker. Shooing away the snake. She tapped a pen to her lips. "Do I have any allergies" she said. Obviously talking to herself.

Scout snapped his fingers. "Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion" said Scout. Widowmaker threatened him with a punch.

"You're right about the pine nuts" said Widowmaker writing that down. She then rejoined the argument. "You're just too stupid to insult".

"Thank you" said Scout. Mccree lifted an eyebrow.

"And I thought Soldier was a special kind of stupid" said Mccree. Soldier landed in front of them from the sky. A bald eagle screeched majestically while perching on Soldier's shoulder.

"I heard my name, and code word" shouted Soldier. Mccree was confused.

"You're codeword is stupid" said Mal'damba. Soldier shook his head.

"My codeword is special stupid" said Soldier. Saluting Mccree. Who was shaking his head disappointedly.

Widowmaker threw her pen in the ground. "Well that's that. I'm done" said Widowmaker walking back to the medical building.

"I'll accompany you. Just in case you need Bryan" said Mal'damba.

"Eh. I'm not staying here with Einstein" said Mccree. Following the rest of the group.

"I will stay" said Soldier matter of factly. Striking a heroic pose, and squawking like an eagle.

Scout, Mccree, Mal'damba, and Widowmaker reached Mercy's office, and knocked on her door. The opened the door, and waved. She had her usual staff in one hand. Only where the stream usually came out a giant needle replaced the hole. "Widowmaker you're done with the clipboard. Come on in" said Mercy.

Widowmaker gasped. "Mercy what is that" she said. Pointing to the giant needle in fear.

Mercy looked at the giant needle. "Oh this. Ana gave me an upgrade on my staff. She's nice isn't she. Come on in. I'll take care of this cold". Said Mercy. She grabbed Widowmaker's wrist, and pulled her into the room.

Widowmaker's other arm flailed as she was pulled in. "Wait no. I wish to reconsider the Bryan" shouted Widowmaker in vain. Mercy shut the door. Muffling Widowmaker's shouts.

"Holy crap. And I thought Medic was scary" said Scout. Widowmaker screamed louder from the inside of the room. Revealing exactly what was going on.

"Bullseye" joked Mccree. Mal'damba rubbed Bryan's chin.

"I'm thinking that stick brings more suffering, and pain than you. Dear Bryan" said Mal'damba.

Reaper, and Androxus poked their heads into the hallway. Androxus came through a vent. "Suffering" said Androxus excitedly.

Reaper poked through the floor. "Pain" said Reaper excitedly.

Mccree walked away. Stupid edgelords. "Nope. Not doin this" said Mccree.