It has been way too long since I've sat down and written this. I just haven't seemed to find the time.

Estate kitchen

Cassie stood at a counter. Looking proudly at an apple pie she'd just spent a few hard hours of her day creating. The pie looked and smelled delicious. She couldn't wait to use it at tomorrow's picnic. She set it down on a counter to cool and went to go wash her hands.

As soon as she turned around, a heavily bearded face turned the corner. It was Torbjorn, and he was smiling maliciously. Rubbing his hands together with an evil pie stealing plan. Torbjorn threw over a turret to distract Cassie.

However, since all the heroes, champions, and mercenaries were on the same team, the turret did not attack Cassie. What happened was that Cassie looked down at the level one turret and scratched her head confused.

A loud. "SACRE BLEU" could be heard down the hall. Spy ran into the room and threw his sapper onto the piece of technology. He wiggled his eyebrows(Like a little prick). Then proceeded to run away laughing in a french fashion.

Torbjorn fought hard to not yell out. "MY BABY" in anguish. For that would surely ruin his cover. The short swede ducked behind the door. Peeking around to see Cassie back to washing her hands. He rubbed his beard thoughtfully.

Twisting his claw around. Torbjorn than decided that he was a stealth hero, and if he couldn't see Cassie she couldn't see him. He used his beard to cover his eyes and tiptoed to the pie and grabbed it. Cassie obviously noticed this because he was about as sneaky as a t rex in a pug convention.

"Put that pie down you stupid dwarf". Cassie held a broom and was beating the tar out of the midget in question. Her dwarf comment worked in Torbjorn's favor however because he got angry and unleashed the molten core. Cassie stopped hitting him and held her hands up in fearful surrender. "Okay you can have this one" she said.

Torbjorn grinned from ear to ear and skipped happily away. Off to enjoy his stolen pie. Cassie set off to bake brownies instead.

The yard

Zenyatta was sitting in the yard. In a meditative stance. Looking off into the distance at what appeared to be nothing. Grover, and Demoman walked up to him.

"What is he doing" asked Grover. Waving his hand in front of Zenyatta's face. Zenyatta suddenly sent the tree guy soaring backwards with a powerful orb. Demoman stood slackjawed, Grover recovered and joined Demo.

"Ken you show us how to do that" said Demo. Zenyatta looked up and seemingly inspected them.

"I doubt you pair would make good students" said Zenyatta. Going back to almost completely ignoring the two.

Demo made a face and got a determined look. "Ach koom on we'll prove it to ya". Grover nodded stupidly.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll prove it to you" said the tree dude. Zenyatta sighed solemnly. He uncrossed his fingers and sat up. He levitated off the ground and looked at the pair of idiots.

The omnic thought for a second. "Okay… If you can prove that you have patience, and can… procure me… Genji's anime collection… Then and only then will I train you" said Zenyatta. Demo, and Grover seemed completely blind to the fact that Zenyatta had just made up his challenge.

Grover, and Demo gave a pair of mini salutes.

The Other side of the estate

Soldier suddenly sat up. His salute sense was tingling. "AMERICA"! He screamed at the top of his lungs. Running around and disturbing every single one of his house mates.

Back with Demo, and Grover

"Alright what's the plan" asked Grover. The two of them had reached Genji's room. They could tell because the door had a giant Attack on Titan, Titan cutout on it.

"I bet those Titans aren't even really dead" said the eyelander. Demo's magic sword floated out of its sheath.

Grover looked at Demo. "Your sword talks". Demo man shrugged.

"Eh, It's harder tae get 'im tae shut up" said Demo. Grover looked at his axe glumly. As he followed Demoman into Genji's room he mumbled.

"My axe doesn't talk". As they got into the room. Demo man pulled out some alcohol and took a single swig. Slurping up all of it. Grover silently judged him. "No time for drinking. We've got to steal the anime".

Demo man waved him off. "Ach. I work way better when Ahm drunk. I'm not a member of the beer all at once club for nothin" said Demo man. Grover shook his head and began to get into a drawer. Throwing out manga in a pile. Demoman ripped down the my hero acadamia posters that littered the walls. Suddenly there was a swoosh behind Demo.

The Irishman turned around and looked back and forth. "Hey, a Grover" said Demo. Grover turned around as Demo man fell asleep(Drunkenly) standing up. "What" said Grover.

Demo suddenly woke up. "Ah don't think" said Demo. Falling asleep again. "Demo man. We don't have time for this. Genji could be back any minute".

Suddenly there was a japanese shout behind them. A giant green dragon dominated the room. Genji was behind it screeching angrily. "DON'T. TOUCH. MY. ANIME"!

Demo man looked up and looked at Genji. "Ah told ya" said Demo. "you grab the anime" said Demo man. Grover picked up as much memorabilia as he could and gtfoed out of there. Demo brought out the Eyelander.

Genji unsheathed the dragonblade in kind. The two of them have an epic sword fight. Until Genji collapses from sadness at the loss of his anime. Mercy walks in and begins to comfort him. Demo man laughs awkwardly and tiptoes away.

He met back up with Grover and Zenyatta. Evie, and Pyro were sitting beside two piles of anime memorabilia. Frozen, and burning respectively. "Why'd you have us steal all this anime if you were just going to give it to those two" complained Grover.

Zenyatta answered. "He was ignoring his girlfriend in favor of Japan. It had to be fixed. Well I supposed I must educate the two of you now" said Zenyatta. The three of them began to meditate together.

Hope you enjoyed hope I can upload more to this story in the near future.