Harry Potter Wants to be a Mediwizard!

Summary: Harry decides that when he grows up, he wants to be a mediwizard. So he decides to start studying a lot more than Hogwarts Teachers teach them. Especially the ignorant DADA teachers of Hogwarts.

Warning: There will be some bad language in this story as well as a wild power discovered by a bisexual Harry Potter. Harry is 11 years old in the story and I know that is about when most gay boys discover that they don't like girl.

Disclaimer: I do not own neither Harry Potter in any way, shape, form or fashion as I didn't create it.

Chapter Three: To Hogwarts we go!

Harry grins as his entire group gets onto the train. The older years wonder off to find friends before Harry's Inner Circle follow and they find a boy with a Prefect Badge from Slytherin. "Excuse me, me and my siblings want to sit together, also, I expect us to have company. Could you enlarge an empty room into a space twice as long?" Harry asks politely. The Slytherin grins before motioning for them to follow after him.

"Malfoy was looking for your group. He said he was supposed to meet with you and your group, so did several other firsties. Here they are!" He opens a door and Harry's group files into the room. All of them carry an extra trunk and Harry grins at them. Thankfully, thanks to one of his elves infiltrating Hogwarts staff, Harry already has a room planned for everything.

"How nice of you to get a room for us." Harry says politely. He sits next to Malfoy as the room goes quiet.

"Yes, our parents asked us to give you these objects. Also, Father says to tel you that fifteeen cures have already been devised and are working perfectly. He said that the ones from his trunk are officially yours." Malfoy say to him as he gives him his trunk. Harry nods to him before snapping his fingers.

"Make a note of what is in each trunk and who gives them. They got these for the Offensive-Defensive Club. And Hermione?" She looks at him and he grins.

"I'll go recruit a few prefects." She says before she stands and heads out the door. The others frown with confusion before they shrug it off.

"Alright, I've got a plan in motion to get some better DADA lessons in. I have studied and practiced up to third year Defense spells and am currently learning the fourth year spells. I will be starting a club I call 'Offensive-Deffensive Club' and it will have two levels at initial starting period. One for first and second years and another for third and fourth years Anybody in a year above or at a level will be allowed entry. Also, I'll need help spreading the word considering there is literally a curse Dumbledore refuses to remove from the DADA Class. They tried moving rooms too and everything but Hiring the goblins. So yeah." Harry says disgruntled. Seconds later and he hears the door slide open.

"Oh Great! Slimey Snakes!" Instantly Harry's familairs stick their heads out of tehir places and his violently causing the door to be slammed shut. Everyone bursts out laughing as the snakes go back into hiding. Several moments later the red haired boy returns and harry whispers.

$$$ Quiet and still. $$$ he hears his snake laugh a little.

"Alright, who has the snakes?" The Ravenclaw Prefect asks.

"Perfect timing! This red haired boy beside you harrassed us and called us all slimey snakes. After that my magic reacted and cast an illusion. Whe I became mortified they vanished." Harry says before pulling a file out.

"Perfect timing why?" The girl asks.

"Well, I have need to recruit at least two Prefects for a club I want to start. Mostly just to keep the peace but if you want to learn too that is fine. Here is a complete copy for the plans." Harry hands her the file, which is about a centimeter thick altogether.

"Alright, I will consider it. And you, Weasley, lost whichever house you go to ten points. So you are already in the negative." Shes says sternly. The boy splutters.

"But there WAS snakes! Real snakes and they hissed at me while dancing!" Harry bursts out laughing causing everyone to look at him.

"I'll have to go find a snake and find out if they can dance!" Several others among his siblings giggle before the Prefect pauses at the comment. She swats the boy before grabbing his ear and closing the door.

"Oh my god! That was perfect!" A bubbly Slytherin girl says with amusement. Several of the snakes grin at her along with Harry's siblings.

"Tell me about it. I didn't even know that people could be parselmouths until I met and seen Harry talking to a snake." Joseph says with a grin causing a few to whirl toward them. They stare at Harry for a few moments and he speaks.

$$$ Guys and Gals, meet the outer circle. $$$ The snakes know about the 'circle' and its variants. They instantly poke their heads out and look at the Slytherins earning shocked looks.

"No wonder Draco worships your very presence." The bubbly girl says earning an annoyed look.

"I do not!" He sneers at her. Several grin at him, including Harry.

"Even if you don't we can still be friends." Harry says with a grin of amusement.

"Yes! I'm friends with Harry!" Everyone giggles before he pauses. "Not that I worship hjim or anything. It is nothing like that." Everyone is snickering under their breaths.

Joseph chimes up, "I thing the courtroom has decided you are guilt of be a Potter Head!" He earns even louder snickers at his declaration. Their group snickers even louder than the outer circle earning a flush from Draco.

"I think we should stop teasing Malfoy. After all, it might make it develop into a crush if left to simmer." Charles says with a serious and annoyed look. The loud laughter become rambunctious at those words and the Slytherins grin at each other before looking between Charles and Harry. None of them notice.

"I would never date Harry! He is like my idol, you don't date idols!" Draco says disgruntled and annoyed at the sudden shrieks of laughter. The snakes are watching and they hiss in laughter at the strong smell of embarrassment Draco is emitting. He plops back into his seat with his arms crossed and a complete pout.

"How long have we been moving for?" Joseph asks suddenly. Everyone looks at the window and they quiet as if wondering the same thing.

"Well, time flies when you are in good company." Harry says with a serious look before laughter erupts from them all again.

/.-.-.-.\

Harry grins as they are allowed to re-enter their room as the girls wanted to change. The girls are now going to wait in the hall, his group of girls are already out there and the others leave giving Harry winks for some reason. Weird behavior again? He goes into the room and instantly begins changing. For some reason, in the middle of changing, Charles faints. Opening the door by a crack. "Could you go get a 'male prefect' for me? Charles fainted for some reason and there is a little blood coming out his nose." Hermione nearly panics as she rejoined the grou about an hour afterward saying they have five prefects on their side.

The door is knocked on and the Slytherin prefect enters the room, the same one that guided Harry and his siblings earlier. He quickly wakes him up and he instantly flushes and buries his face in his hands. "This will be happening often. He obviously has some dating trouble and passed out about it." He looks up and sees the Slytherins glancing between him and Harry. "I suggest that none of you change in the same room with him again if avoidable and he has gotten over his problem. He will be fine." He says as the train slows to a crawl.

By the time the train has stopped completely he is all better but completely embarrassed about it. Harry keeps his eyes on him as he, and his entire selection of siblings, go to the boats on the shore. A few of them are enlarged and have enough space to fit two on each bench. Harry gets on a bench with Draco, Hermione and Joseph is behind him and Charles is directly in front of Harry so he can keep an eye on him. After making it across to an underground shore they climb up until they are in front of two large doors.

The giant knocks loudly before the door opens with a creak. He speaks to her for a moment before entering the school. "If you will follow me." She says and both the upper and younger years follow after her into a room. They can literally hear the student body in the dinning hall across from them. She gives them a speech while introducing herself as Professor McGonagall. After several seconds of looking over their group she exits the room. The Weasley brat is glaring at him, probably still angry about the prank.

Grinning happily at him he waves like an old friend. He raises his hand and flips him the bird and a screeching ghost starts hounding him. At the noise McGonagall comes back and the ghost tells her what happened. Instantly she gives him detention. He starts screaming at her, about how people are unfair and she deducts points and threatens to set his twin brothers after him. "Now follow me once more, all of you." She says, the ghosts are already gone and they line up, with the older newbies in the back, and McGonagall pulls an old hat and a stool out before placing the hat on the stool. Harry looks at the sorting hat, he did his research and told his siblings about it. After a weird song, which everything seems weird, McGonagall starts reading names off. She sorts the majority of them before coming to Harry's name.

"Potter, Harry." Harry strides up and delicately sits on the stool before the hat hums thoughtfully.

'Mister Potter, or should I say 'Lord Potter', I believe I will give you a unique offer considering your plans for helping the student body.' The hat's mental voice echoes around his mind.

He gives a mental reply. 'First of all, while I am interested it is rude not to introduce yourself. Once you do that I will listen before deciding to accept or refuse.' Harry hears a audible laugh.

'How polite of you to be interested! My name is Alistair and I belonged to your ancestor, Godric Gryffindor. He was a fine man, and he wore me proudly despite my plain look. Alright. Seeing as you have inherited all of the Vaults of the Founders you are technically 'Hogwarts Heir' and can claim such as your title. This will allow you to start any groups you wish within reason as long as they are benefiting to Hogwarts Student body. It also allows you to tel the board to 'punish' the staff fro unprecedented threats and behaviors. Such as being unfair on Dumbledore's Parts. If they need to be corrected a third time you can literally fire any of the staff, including Dumbledore. But that comes with at least third year and before that you will have to give the 'Board of Governors' a 'vote of no confidence' before anyone is removed or changed to an alternate position.' Alistair says quite cheerfully.

'If that is all I probably would still do fine wherever I please. Give me another set of reasons and I'll accept. But they have to be good.' Harry responds to the hate.

He chuckles out loud before he grins from atop Harry's Head. 'Well, you get the entire Founder;'s Dorm for you and those you invite to sleep within. It will make it easier to hide your familiars when needed. And, you will have your own library and access to every book in Hogwarts 'official' library. Even the restricted section. Plus, there are about thirty bedrooms there, not including the others, ranging from a potions lab to a work station complete with everything you need to start planning things. Not only that but those who room there are considered to be 'immune' from point deduction and detentions and, once their spell repertoire has broadened they can go into the Forest and not be punished.'Harry grins and gives the mental okay.

"I would like to announce the first Hogwart's Heir. This title was Planned by the founds as they suspected one with the blood of all of them would eventually appear. Lord Potter is exempt from Detentions, point deductions and can start any group within reason the is beneficial to the student body. This is not limited to Clubs. Also, he reserves the right to create additional reward systems as long as they are well though out and they school is completely prepared for them. Also, he may invite others into the Founder's Dorm who share these benefits albeit they are considered as members of their houses. Eventually, they will be allowed into the Forest without punishment unless the Laws of Hogwarts set down by the reigning queen of England, at the time of Hogwarts' creation. Eventually, once he fully graduates from Hogwarts, he will be the complete and total owner of Hogwarts." The hat says smug before he snaps, "Cast another compulsion on me, Dumbledore and I will refuse to sort people EVER AGAIN!" Alistair screeches at him causing the other staff screech at well.

"Anything else?" Harry asks him and sends a thought for his inner circle to at least be allowed within.

"The following people are inducted into the Founder's Dorm: Ernie Ayleward, Joseph Brightwood, Lina Blackwell, Mildred Colt, Peter Dave, Hermione Granger, Charles Greenway, Lenora Horton, Emma Hereford, and Samuel Welling. They have the same privileges and rights as Lord Potter does. So mote it be!" The school bell chimes loudly once. They squeal before the room expands and a smaller table appears in the center of the table, ready to host them."Seeing as Harry needs to interact with his own age-group I have decided to deny the second year through seventh year charges of the House of Potter. Also, there is just thirty bedrooms and there is over a hundred of you. So yeah, I couldn't fit you all if I wanted to." Alistair says politely, knowing that Harry prefers the company of his own age group. Harry's inner circle walks over to the table and sits as Harry remains there.

"Alistair?" Harry asks and the hat hums.

"Harry is politely asking that the persons who have the Marauder's map return it to him. His father is Prongs according to his knowledge." Instantly the Gryffindor Twins with red hair shriek and tackle Harry before bowing to him over and over again.

"What are you doing?" Harry says, accidentally leaking some attitude into his voice.

"Getting ready to help you prank everyone!" They sync before bowing again.

"You do realize that Pranks are for babies and childish people. I believe the two of you would make better inventors than Prank Artists." Harry says dryly. They freeze before they slump. "Let me guess, you tried but lacked resources?" The both nod as if sad. Harry sighs as he pinches the bridge of his nose. He looks at them and crosses his arm before taking the map back from them. "I'll pay each of you 10,000 galleons and provide the materials if you can make a hat to protect people as in defense against the dark arts. I'll be needing those as soon as possible for a 'special project' that I will now be able to enact. And if you create more protective gear through enchantments I'll pay 5000 galleons for each of them while buying the goods necessary. But you have to stop pranking people unless they are your worst enemy. You do have my permission to prank every dark lord you meet though I doubt you will be able to get away with it."

They freeze at the offered trade deal before they huddle together and whisper to each other. After nodding to each other suddenly they step apart and offer their hands to Harry. "We will do so but we can't take that much money for one thing!" The twin on the left says earning a stern nod from the other.

"But if we create a few things for you pet project we can take the initial pay." The other twin nods as the right one finishes for him.

Harry sighs before crossing his arms again. "But think about what I said, I didn't say it outright but I want multiple copies. Some things are just better when you have more of them. Also, any method is acceptable ranging from runic arrays to charms." They look at each other before shrugging at each other.

"Sure but we will be making over a thousand." the one on the left says.

"But that will only be the price for quick providing." Harry offers his hand and they shake it before jumping as a soft glow engulfs their hands. The twins pause as Alistair clears his… brim?

"I would suggest that the two of you move into the Founder's Dorm as you have made an unbreakable oath for service. Not only that but his group, despite being first years, has already started reading theory for fifth year and they are first years. Though they haven't tried anything." He adds for their defense, Harry knows it is a complete lie. Several of them have been casting magic constantly.

"Alright, induct them if you think it is wise." Harry comments causing the table to grow longer and add two seats worth of space. They quickly sit down and start twitching with excitement.

Alistair quickly finishes the sorting and Dumbledore stands, a calm face on, before suddenly smiling, "I have only a few words to say. Oddment, Blubber, and Twick!" He says causing the feast to appear. His table, as expected, doesn't have food. To his surprise, his elves appear and begin bringing dishes from the mansion to the room full of food. His group instantly begins eating and Harry dully notices that Dumbledore is furious. Harry turns toward the twins as they take a bite.

"Both of you realize that part of the payment for those goods is to get them copyrighted in your name, right?" They pause and look at each other before shrugging to each other.

They turn toward Harry with foxy grins, "Thanks." They keep syncing their words which amuses him to no end. Harry nods to him and begins chowing down. Snapping his fingers causes Solney to appear next to him.

"Will you go confirm the print order? I'll need them by the end of a week." The elf silently vanishes just as quickly as she appeared. Harry grins as he continues eating.

/.-.-.-.\

Harry grins, Snape is now his 'sort of' friend. Having already learned some Medimagic spells, he was able to save Draco after he fell into the lake off a broom thanks to the Weasley boy from the train. Harry dived in head first and brought him to the shore before clearing his airway. Poppy promptly told the school that Draco would have died if Harry wouldn't have acted so fast. The fact that Harry asked one of his 'people' to check on him every morning fo the first five days afterward, which he spent in the Hospital wing with ammonia, made Snape far more cordial with hims than anyone else outside his house.

That happened Monday, the first day that Classes were held. On Tuesday the fliers arrived for his club and sign-up sheets for each magic class from 1st to 4th year. A memo that old students could apply had all of them filled with practically everyone, mostly out of curiosity. Today is Saturday. The five inducted prefects, one from each house, were shown how to enter the Room of Requirement before Harry asked them to enter their houses and bring the people on the list. He even has medallions for each class to set the next time and day. Each one has the name of their 'owner' engraved on the front. Those attending first year has those chains, second year attendees have the second chain and so on until fourth year. Harry has the entire room organized and ready. His Inner circle is already in the room. With this project, he made Hermione the Second in Command and Joseph the Third in Command. Joseph seemed to grasp the spells better and could also pinpoint why a spell might have failed.

Suddenly the door opens and the first year group of Slytherins enter the room. After about fifteen minutes everyone is in the room. "Before we get started, we will lay down our rules. Nobody, not even my 'chummy best friend' is exempt from them. As you can see we have five prefects in here. If you fail to obey these you will be kicked out. If you fail to sign the contract to behave or be kicked out you will automatically be kicked out. Are you ready?" They look at each other, before looking at Harry upon the stage.

A few raise their hands. Harry points to Susan Bones. "Will we be allowed to 'test the waters' before signing the contract?" Harry sighs.

"That is reasonable. Each of you may only come to this or any other year meeting after sighing the contract once this lesson ends. Also, somehow, the Weasley Twins managed to finish the hat. Considering these spells can help ward a door I would like to request those I fourth and above year help them finish enchanting the hats. There is only about 200 left so you won't miss much of the lesson but, while you are making the hats, the twins will explaint eh gist of the rules. I expect you upper years to be more mature and understanding of the reasons so I won't bore you about it if you want to help him. For those of you in third or lower year… I will totally go down the entire list of bad things that could happen. Like a dead Malfoy and a nIndentured Servitude in return or something akin to slavery. Maybe even Azkaban if the Ministry thinks it is warranted." A few shudder and a boy, Terry Boot he believes, rasies his hand. "Go ahead, Boot."

He flusehs for some reason. "Call me Terry. Would the Ministry be seeing the worse cases or the teachers?" He asks.

Harry looks over the crowd. :First of all, the first group to judge you will be the prefects in this room. If they deem it necessary they will call the Professors in and Possibly Madam Poppy. If the Professors deem it necessary, or Poppy can't heal them herself, the Parents will be called in. If either parent wishes, it will go before the Wizengamot. Those are the levels of punishment you can get. Yes, Mis Bones?" She smiles at him before inhaling deeply.

"Seeing as that is reasonable, I want to know who would be paying for any injuries that would send us to Saint Mungo's." She says out of concern.

"Brilliant question." Harry says with a stern look. "Initially I will pay for it. If it is over 15,000 galleons I will ask for either repayment or for their parent to be tasked to donate to the school. Anything ranging from carved things, old things, books. Anything counts as a donation as long as the school can plausibly use it. The donation has to at least be worth ½ of the value meaning 7,500 galleons. If it is a whole lot we will ask that the parent send a relative to help teach for about two or three months before asking for whatever donation they can provide. For the poorer families I will demand that the student or students who cause Saint Mungo's worthy damage to another person be sentenced by their parents to Detention daily for the next year or longer as well as a relative to help teach and I, in return for longer Yearly Detentions, will pay whatever difference to support their family, including birthday gifts, holiday festivities, Christmas gifts and the like. And, if they need it, I will make sure they have food even when their kid is not at home. I am not heartless so I wouldn't deny them such a thing while demanding a worker." Harry looks over the group. Most of the are appeased by the deal.

"Alright, can I ask a question?" Susan says loudly.

Harry grins at her with a wink, "You just did but go ahead." A few people snort and others laugh at that.

"What would happened if, as you said, somebody got killed? It happens all the time at several of the other magic schools after all." Harry blinks at her slowly as he clasps his hand behind his back.

"Once the kid is pronounced unrecoverable or unable to bring back to life through any method known to man… I and everyone who seen it, regardless of prefect or not, would talk to the prefects about the events they seen unfold. The Prefects will then, after gathering all evidence, some of which may include gathering memories with your parent's permission, decide if anybody is at fault for attacking intentionally or is they accidentally cast a spell too strong. Some spells, like the typical paper cutting spell, can slice an arm off when over powered. Think of what would happen when it is used on another student." Hermione clears her throat and Harry nods to her.

"Harry has, with the help of a few families, gathered about three hundred extremely rare 'spell stones' We will be having those who cannot tell their refinery or power levels using those initially, this includes all first years as they shouldn't be able to perceive that yet. They glow different colors for different phases of successful spell casting and they glow brighter for stronger power levels. For many of you, as well as those who request to use such, we should be starting out with the Spell Stones." She steps behind Harry again and he turns toward the group. On the floor,

'You heard correctly. We have spell stones at our disposal. Not only that but for those break minor rules instinctually they will be forgiven the first few times. If they persist without 'automatic correction' of a certain type then they will be considered a rule breaker and will be evicted from the club. Joseph will now guide those helping the twins further into the room and behind the stage." Joseph motions for the upper year to walk around before they vanish beyond curtains.

Joseph left behind less than half the people gathered. "My rules are the law in this room. It doesn't matter if we are practicing spells, brewing potions, or sitting playing drinking games. You will obey my law. That is the first rule." He looks for anyone to leave, a few look annoyed but none of them are heading for the door. "The reason is rather simple. You may think that they are there to hinder or annoy you but these laws will keep you and everyone else safe if they are obeyed. If you don't mind dying, getting maimed, or going to Saint Mungo's over stupidity leave. Now." Four or five exits the room isntantly.

"Rule number two. If you think there needs to be rules added, and if they are reasonable or keep the students within my lessons safe then we will impliment them. Anything to keep you whole, healthy and safe will be used to our full advantage." Several of them nod as if encouraged by this rule.

Harry suddenly stands straighter. "If any of you are intolerant of another student for reasons such as them being a 'slimey snake', 'brash gryffindor', having a colored skin, being male or female, for their species or sexuality and it is observed you will be kicked out. I don't say you have to like them but you will be in the same school for several years. If you can't tolerate them or are least be half polite when needed then get out. Such things as these cause anger and tension. Such things can cause muscle spasms. Muscle spasms effect you aim and psych. If you want to be charged for the suicide of another student then I must say get the hell out now. If you agree to at least try to tolerate each other you may stay. This rule is none negotiable." Several look shameful for a moment before a few Gryffindors instantly exit. Thankfully none of Harry's Outer Circle exit the room or look nervous.

"Rule Number four. If a prefect tells you to do something or yells 'DOWN!' like that you obey or get on the ground. When they yell down it will be the result of a vicious fight. Sometimes, if you don't get down, you may be hit by stray spells. Now, the prefects will yell down one at a time so you will be familiar with their voices." The five of them come on the stage and Farley yells first. After several moments of them yelling one at a time Harry nods to them appreciatively.

"Rule Number Five goes with Rule Number Four. Is you see someone aiming at another with not a single doubt in your mind that they intend to harm you are to Yell "PREFECT' and point. After that those nearby will see it and go down. When those near get dwon you get down. Again, there might be stray curses from some of you or even prank spells that cause major iritation. Either way, don't get hit." They nod with understanding.

"Rule Number Six says that when the Prefects, Hermione Granger, Joseph Brightwood or I tell you 'WANDS AWAY!' that means that we are getting rady to either teach you some more stuff, move to a different related thing, or that we are going to give more advice or that we are getting ready to go for the day. Also, for getting ready to practice the Command is 'WANDS FREE' just so you know. And yes, I said we will be learning more than just battle spells. Some of you, might be more keen to survive in a dangerous situation if you know at least some basic first aid. When we teach that Madam Poppy will be instructing you. Not only that but there are some runes you can draw in the air which will form a temporary barrier and will slow them down so you have time to either get to safety or come up with a combat plan with those hiding with you. Some are stronger when theya re layered after each other again and again so you could potentially completely spot them until the Aurors arrive." They nod, probably seeing it as reasonable.

"Rule Number Seven, these 'extra courses' are completely optional. They are not required for all of you, but if we suggest a course we ask that you at least try it as we might suspect an aptitude based on results from several different observations. Defensive barrier magic is very similar to healing magic for instance. They go right hand in hand. Some barriers can heal a person for example." Harry pulls his hands in front of him and rubs them together.

"Now, for the fun rules now that the upper years are returning." They look toward the stage and see them grinning as they come back out. "The first 'fun rule' is that each of you earn one two types of points for each spell you cast. Alpha Points are the best points. Omega points are earned when yo either do equal to Poor, Dreadful, or Troll. Some people just don't do that well with them. The Omega points can be spent for extra training in that magic. The Alpha points are given for each 'Exceeds Expectations and Outstanding' you do equal to. Alpha points, aside from being able to buy training. Can buy one of the various 'weekly' activities sessions. We will have things ranging from a Inter-House Chess Competition to test that rivalry between Gryffindor and Slytherin, to just about anything requested." Harry looks round and sees the happy and delighted grins that come from the news of the points system. Harry grins at them before he decides to start with an easy spell.

"Alright, the first spell we will be learning, is in fact the cutting charm. It isn't for paper but for such things as Acromantula it can slow them down and give you escape time. It can also tear down barrier trapping you if you know how to use it. Such things are wooden doors are taken out with, at the minimum, two castings of this spell." Harry starts the day's lesson and begins teaching them a real spell.

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