"Bonk!" Toadette exclaimed as she bonked Dry Bowser on the head with a metal baseball bat.

"You know, this isn't really interesting," Dry Bowser remarked as he folded his boney arms.

"Maybe not for you, big guy, but it is for the viewers!" Toadette exclaimed as she kept bonking her baseball bat on Dry Bowser's head.

Raven farted as she fanned away her gas, shaking her head afrter stinking up the couch. "Why are we watching this?"

"Because television helps your brain!" Cyborg exclaimed as he was enjoying the program. "That, and I rather smell your farts than your brain rotting."

"Yes, this show is most promising!" Starfire added as she was eating all sorts of snacks with Beast Boy, burping as she was filling up her nine stomachs. "I am having the joy of watching this!"

"Oh, how I so agree!" Beast Boy added as he changed into a pig so he could literally pig out. "Nothing's better than TV! Except food!"

Cyborg and Starfire mumbled in agreement as Raven rolled her eyes, letting out another wet poot as the program changed to a show about washed up superheroes living out their daily lives with occasionally fighting crime... wait...