002:Hi there! It's nice to meet you! So I'm your new narrator and you are...you are Bodi right?

Right! I'm Bodi the son of Khampa and the village guardian. It's nice to meet you:004


003:Okay so you walk to the village, there's a lot buildings there and a lot of signs about wolf propaganda that some artists in the village worked on. Their names aren't important at the moment, but was is important is that you go do what you were going to do, which for some reason involves waving hi to some sheep in the progress, either because you'll be executed if you don't or your'e just polite either which is fine by me.

You first wave to two sheep you see who seem to have vandalized one of the poster, adding a mustache to the wolf. Next you head to Floyd's barbershop hitting that weird pole thing causing it to spin. Once inside you say hey to Flyod who is currently giving a sheep in a red outfit a haircut. "Oh hey there Bodi" he responds. Another sheep in a green outfit also says hey as you go down a slide. That's right, Floyd's barbershop has a slide!

Say Wheeeee!:005

Don't say anything, I just wanna get to the bottom of the slide:006


004:Phew! That's good news. Also it's nice to meet you too. But enough about me, this is your story! I hope I do a good job narrating it...I mean you do make a couple of choice but this story is m-mostly me talking and the outcome being my voice. NOT THAT I'M SAYING YOU DON'T HAVE ANY IMPORTANCE, Intact you have way more improtance than I do...you know what? Let's just finnish this section of the story.

Yeah, I think that would be best Mr./Ms./Mrs./Mx. Narrator:003


005:"WHEEEEEEEEEE!" you say happily while heading down until you land in a pile of wool.

Well the ride is over now, get out of the wool:006

No, stay in here a little longer. It feels so fluffy, I may just spend the rest of my life in here:012


006:You get out of the pile of wool, and once you look up you look at the wool store. Yep, the barbershop has a passage way by slide that leads to the store that provides the clothes of the sheep. At first the sheep that work there are confused to see moving wool but once they realize it's you they're calmed down. Did I mention your'e pretty popular among the sheep here? You strum a little bit of blue, red and green strands as if they were a guitar.

Strum again, it's not like dad will know:007

No time for that, you need to go pick up 8 sheep so we can disguise them as dogs.:009


007:You do it again, thinking that dad won't notice that your'e a little bit late today and won't connect it to strumming some will. However, a chain reaction happens and the strings break into pieces with a loud snap. The noise causes a sheep in a blue outfit to jump up and land on the ground with a very loud thump which causes all the other sheep to fall off their seats causing an even larger noise to come and after tons of events happening after one another like a chain, the whole villager collapses.

Yeah, I think your dad is gonna notice that.

THE END:Chain Reactions are the worst


008:They were never seen again...until they time traveled back to 1966 where they resurfaced under a diffrent name in Phoenix, Arizona

Ok then! Time to go see my dad!:011


009:Oh so that's what your'e doing! Thanks for telling me. See I don't have Fleetwood's knowledge and he didn't inform me about what's going on in this book so...it's nice that your'e trying to help.

"No problem Miss/missus/Mister narrator" you respond knowing that you can imagine my voice however you want.

You decide to go pick up a few other sheep looking at the knitted goods store and wave at 2 sheep it despite neither of them waving back. When you turn around, a sheep comes out wearing a recently made yellow shirt, brown shirt and purple hat combo to see another sheep wearing the exact same outfit. Nothing this they celebrating in the form of saying "TWINSIES!"

You don't notice this as you are knocking on the door of the first sheep you need to pick up who has matching a color hat & shirt, green to be exact, and you go tell him that it's time for him to put on a dog costumes. You do this 7 more times for 7 other sheep including a sheep with red hat & navy blue shirt, a sheep with a maroon color shirt & hat, a sheep with a light blue shirt & a regular blue hat, a sheep with a blue hat & shirt that match, a sheep with a orange hat & a yellow shirt, a sheep with a matching red hat & shirt and Carl (blue hat, cyan shirt).

With the flock all gathered together you head over to the edge of the village. Before you get there you notice three sheep who are flying their kites & you wave to them. However one of the sheep wearing a red shirt weight has become to light to stay on the ground and like the kite they start to fly, but they seem fairly happy about and as such they scream in excitement. Up ahead is a bridge

Cross the bridge:010


010:You walk across the bridge and I'd like to do a zoom out to show you the beauty of snow mountain. There's green grass, lots of rocks, waterfalls and snow on top of the mountains, thus giving it the name. Ironically there's no snow in the village and Yyou have no idea why you simply named it due to that reason.

You watch the sheep in red fly by and smile at him because he's happy and that makes you happy. Happiness spreads like wildfire in this here village and that sheep appears to be the source of it. You keep staring until you reach the other side of the bridge and they vanish far into the sky.

Hey, what happened to them exactly?:008

Well no more time to waste! Dad is waiting for me:011


011:Right! You and the 8 sheep following you pass by your home but pay no attention to it because your main destination, the preparation room, is ahead of you. Right now 8 sheep in dogs are currently guarding the place not moving an inch. Your dad on the other hand is marching left and right and stops when he sees you.

"Fall in" he says, causing the sheep in dogs to do various things. He then commands them to follow the mastiff in front of them, which is him & they do just that.

Go pull the ol' switchero:013


012:You decide to stay in there a little longer, & by that I mean a lot longer. You stay in there the whole day, the whole night, the day after that, the night after that and so on. The sheep don't notice because they are the dumbest sheep around and when they finally notice it isn't until a week later. By then all the sheep in the place you were supposed to go have died out and you died as well. The reason is because you didn't drink water for a whole week, that causes dehydration which ultimately leads to death. It was worth it though for as you said it was so fluffy, you wanted to spend the rest of your life in it. That is exactly you did and that is all that matters.

THE END:Died the Fluffy Way you Wanted


013:Your dad opens the door on one side of the preparation room, which is also a changing room, and the sheep that are disguised as mastiffs go inside, some bumping into each other and immediately apologizing. He then proceeds to tell you that you are late, again. You apologize to your dad and open the door at the opposite side of the building. You hold it open for the sheep that aren't in disguises and they each get put their slip in the time slot while pushing the lever down. A bell dings when ever this happens.

The sheep that are in the dog armor, who we'll call sentries from this point onward, leave the gigantic mastiff suits that they were assigned to, with a little bit of help from you of course. You also help the sheep that are supposed to get into suits at this time into them. Neither of these jobs are an easy task because some of the suits are really dusty, the only step the sheep know how to do is get into the body suit, you have to tell them to hold still which is very hard with their amount of energy, they like to use with other body parts in ways they shouldn't &...they are probably the dumbest sheep in the world.

Wait, what do you mean by diffrent ways to use the body parts:014

Finnish the job:015

Make a remark about them horsing around:016


014:I mean like they use them for sword fights and the bodies like pogo sticks. I DO NOT MEAN LIKE THEY USE THEM FOR PURPOSES TO EXPLIT TO STATE IN AN TEEN RATED BOOK BUT IT'S CLEAR YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I was just curious:015

Make a remark about them horsing around:016


015:Eventually the sheep settle down and get into the costumes. You count the suits to see how many are in there & see if it matches with the number you need (8). However, you notice that there is one less then the necessary number (7).

Volunteer to be the replacement of the missing one!:019

Call out the one who's missing:018

Call out the one who's missing in the fanciest language you know:017

Yell out "EDDIE" to the stars and then see what happens:021


016:You make a remark about them horsing around and tell you to quit. Since the sheep do not think they are talking to you since you used "horsing around" and since act like literal children they do not listen. On the plus side if you ever have a kid in the future you at least know how to handle them.

Parenthood skill increased by 1+:015


017:"O Carl, O Carl, where art tho Carl?" you speak, holding your hand out in front of you. "I wanteth to deny mine own fath'r and refuse my name, so i can singeth once again on this mountain. But instead i waiteth f'r carl to cometh w're ev'r that gent may beest. Wilt fate beest this cruel?." you bow your hand down "..Then again, i am the one who is responsible f'r it. Hadst I not been distract'd by the sweet soundeth of the fusty guitar, but instead did stay to releaseth the flames within myself i wouldst not beest in this situation. Forsooth, I, lacking valor in the eyes of mine own father shouldst want t in all village eyes. Which leads me backeth to Carl the Villag'r. Wh're is that gent?"

Carl finally comes from out of the shower. He, along with the rest of the sheep, clap their in applause!

"Hey!" he says holding on to his shirt towel.

Get him in the suit:023

Wait. Carl was in the shower this whole time?:022


018:"Where's Carl?" you ask. He comes wearing a bath hat on his head and a towel of matching color for a shirt.

"Hey" he says holding on to his shirt towel.

Get him in the suit:023

Wait. Carl was in the shower this whole time?:022


019:You volunteer to be the one in the 8th costume for the day. Your dad says that you cannot be the 8th guard and that you should go find the guard who is missing.

Say please, with puppy dog eyes:020

Call out the one who's missing:018

Call out the one who's missing in the fanciest language you know:017

Yell out "EDDIE" to the sk and then see what happens:021


020:You say please and you even add a few puppy dog eyes for good measure. Thanks to that combo dad says it's okay.

So you put on the costume. First you step into the legs, which is surprisingly odd that the sheep are unable to master. Then you drag the body suit over your head and stop once they reach the legs and close up the lid. You then say to no one that your vision is limited and the sheep show the limits of your vision to none one in particular. Your dad then attaches the arms of the suit to the body and speaks to nobody as well the difference between the right arm and the left one. Finally one sheep shows your head and you say that it's the last thing to come on due to it being the most likley to get hurt.

Congratulations! You (as Bodi) have done a suit up video with at least 16 other people including your dad and you (as the reader) had to read said suit up video.

THE END:How to Put on a Mastiff Sentry Costume. ( other villagers & My Dad)


021:Okay you yell "EDDIE" all the way up to the sky unsure of what will happen. Honestly, I'm not sure either. Anything could happen really. I mean, anything besides Eddie Noodleman running over all the way from his city all the way to the village simply because he somehow heard a yell all the way from where ever he was and wondered if he should hurry over to that location where the noise is. That is going to be impossible my friend you may as well be asking for pigs to fly. Neither of those are gonna happen unless the pig uses a catapult and Eddie somehow has super hea-

"I RAN HERE..." says Eddie who kicked down the door, all out of breath "BECAUSE I SOMEHOW HEARD MY NAME FROM I DON'T KNOW HOW FAR AWAY & I WONDERED WHAT THE NOISE IS." Oh and Gunter flies by, thanks to a catapult...Wait, can I control reality?

Let's seee...I say, Your Dad hires Eddie as the "first" sheep guard since he is pretty tall compared to the sheep in the village, the only thing is he can't sing. Eddie accepts this because he is getting sick and tired or hearing singing over and over again due his friend Buster being obsessed with it and even planning to start a sinning competition. Dad also says no video games. Eddie is mad at that but it's too late to back out now. The wolves are surprised to see this but they don't assume that the other sheep are in the suits so it's all good-ish. Eddie and Carl soon become best friends too and also spend a lot of time in the shower where they describe what their lives have been like up to this point and they both seem to really like each other and decide to help each other be wingman to their ideal loving partners. Also music gets unbanned 1 year later when they realize the other distractions are more likely to happen then the others.

Oh my god the stuff I said happened and music is unbanned! HORRAY US!

THE END:Eddie X Carl is my Crossover OTP

P.S:Said friend Buster has no idea what the heck happened to Eddie and decides to hold the singing competition anyways.


022:You ask Carl if he was in the shower the whole time and he nods and says yes.

"Why?" you ask and he respnods by saying "Because it's awesome in there." You doubt him.

"It's true! Go see for yourself by Heading to:024!"

Hey I'm the only one who can state numbers here CARL.

Get him in his suit:023


023:Okay you get Carl into his suit and after all those events you are finally allowed to open the door that Khampa, your dad, closed while you were not looking at him. You do that and tell the sheep to come on and say double time. 3 of the sheep get stuck and you kick them out telling the remainder that are in there to do like king julien and move it, move it! However before the last sheep gets out you realize that their the head is facing the wrong way!

Turn it back to normal:027

Don't do anything:028


024:You do what the non-narrator Carl says and the real narrator stares at you with disappointment in their eyes. As it turns out listening to Carl was probably the worst mistake that you have ever made.

There's nothing fun in the shower, it's just a shower. You were expecting to be surprised or maybe you were not, either way this is the most boring thing in the history of boring things and you can say without a doubt you would rather jump off a cliff then stay here any longer.

You turn on the shower spray and water comes on your face. Ok it's less boring now but still jumping off a cliff would

I think I will jump off a cliff:025

WAIT! The shower spray is only a quarter of the way turned, mabye if I increase it a little more...:026

Nah, I'll just get Carl in the suit:023


025:Okay then! You jump off a cliff and you feel the wind on your face on you as you fall down, down, down.

Before you reach the bottom however you meet some coyote name Wile E. Coyote who calls himself a super genius. He says* he is looking for a new assistant to help out with new traps to catch his most desirable meal, the road runner, and that you seem like the perfect dog for the job. To enter you need no past experience with laboratory things and yes past experience with falling down a cliff. Hey, you do have both of those things! You accept his offer and you land face first at the bottom of the cliff.

When you get up you see lots of stars, and feel a pain in a stomach. You ask Wile when the job is and he says it starts on Friday, which is tommorow. He tells you that you have to pack up your bags and head to a diffrent town. It takes a lot of persuasion for your dad to finally accept the offer but you promise him that these technologies will also help in protecting the village from wolves. Guess what, it does! Now whenever the wolves try to get inside the village, the sheep knock them out with gigantic ACME** hammers, create dummy sheep that they eat together and other cartoonish ways that get rid of all of the wolves one by one. Oddly enough though they never seem to work in Wile's goal of catching the Road Runner, but none the less he perseveres and one day you think that you'll get that blue blur together.

*Well actually he held up signs that said that, but he can talk whenever he feels like it.

**That's the company the Road Runner works at. Ironic isn't it?

THE END:Beep! Beep!


026:All of the sudden the water becomes more intense and it washes your hat right off your head. You turn frantically try the water off but it takes a little while before it actually does do that. During the process your hat gets knocked off revealing...daaaaaammmmmnnnnn. That is some nice hair you got under that hat son. All the sheep seem to agree with me on this one.

Hell, forget about the music thing, you should be a model! Oh wait, the whole wolf thing is gonna be a problem...unless...unless they didn't know it was you!

It's gonna take some time but I have an idea!

Khampa get the magic paint!

"Yes narrator sir/mam/other!" he says as he gets the paint and uses it on your body.

After painting your body you don't look like a mastiff with perfect hair anymore, you look lik e a Dalmatian with perfect hair . You go out and live out your model dream under the new name of "Huang He" and head out of the village. Once you arrive people give you money for looking so good and eventually you use it to by a mansion that's even bigger than most celebrities. You grow your hair a bit longer too just so they can focus on what's really import

Also you forget about music and start focusing on money. Infact you become greedy so much that the only thing you can be afraid of is running out of it. This causes you to go on a rampage forcing people to give you their money and it's a success once you take control of their minds using a hypnosis ring that your lab assistant gave you. Soon you are the richest dog in the world!

...but at what cost? After you become it, every thing starts to become boring to you like the shower originally was. You've barley got any free time and during it you can't think of anything to do. The only time you ever feel excitement anymore is when you dream and when you awake you wake up back to the nightmare of boringness. you don't like it at all so you decide to give it up. You run away from that land and run back to the village hoping they'll forgive your recklessness. Sadly, by the time you arrive the village is destroyed and there's not a single survivor inside.

Filled with grief you decide the only thing to do is go down to the only place you knew how to get rid of your troubles, the bar. You take 2 beers then walk the way back to your mansion drunk and on the street. Before you get there though you see...her. She's a mastiff like you used to be before this "Huang He" character existed. Surrounded in white light she gives you a kiss and you run over to her...only to be run over by a car.

Wow, and all this because you turned the knob on the shower to get a little more.

THE END:The Life and Times of Huang He, Model.


027:You don't turn it back to normal and once the wolves that are watching see that...they don't care because they think that he just go his shirt on backwards & didn't have time to change it. This does take a toll on your reputation though as they do laugh.

Tell him to come back in and "put your shirt on right":028


028:You grab the sheep by the head, turn it around 180 degrees and they are ready to head back. Once they get back in position you...I'm gonna give you 2 options about who you wanna play as now. Choose to be Bodi & you will hear your personal opinion of your dad and perhaps realize a thing or too. but be Khampa you can tell the sheep why they are doing what your'e doing.

Be Bodi:029

Be Khampa:030