029:Okay then, you remain Bodi, which is fine by me. You watch the rest sheep get into their position, which looks like a minor smile when you look from it from above. Khampa yells "Ten Hut!" and the sheep jump, causing one of them to lose balance. Luckily Khampa and this is were you stop paying attention and think about something completely diffrent.

Think about how good of an army commander your dad would be:031

Think about your species, the Tibetan Mastiff, and some fun facts about them:033

Think about the point your existence:036

Walk over to your dad:035


030:You are now Khampa, you know the guy from the prologue. He got a shave between now and the last time you, as the reader, meet. Right now you, as Khampa are commanding the sheep as if you were a general in army. You say "Ten hut" and the sheep get into position. Oh no! One of the has lost their balance and if you don't go to something quick he'll fall o-...oh never mind it appears you stopped him using your finger, that's pretty cool! And you lifted it up too? How strong are you...

Ahem...you tell the troops to keep their eyes peeled as they could be anywhere, "they" of course being the wolves. One sheep says that he can't see anything and you tell him to open his eyes and he can see again. You face palm due to how stupid these sheep are. As your hand leaves your face another sheep asked why exactly they are dressing up as dogs. And you respond with really.

You as Khampa start this sentence & you as the reader will get to finnish it:"If the enemy thinks there's and army here they won't..."

"...Invade":032

"...DESTROY ZOOTOPIA!":034


031:You think about the fact that your dad is a good commander and that had he not been trapped here in the village he would have commanded tons of armies made out of beautiful lady bunnies. He would tell them to march, look to the left, look to the right, tell them to stop marching and do other stuff that armies do that are less important. Then one day one ladies would take command and your dad would wear a bunny costume with 3 other masculine commanders and the lady bunny wold tell you to do the exact same things however when he looks either left or right he'd point in that direction. When he finally takes command back he'd keep the bunny costume on because now he's in control of mini alien bunnies and they can only make faces that look like this but flipped 90 degrees : |. Wow, that is really specific Bodi.

Well that was fun now I'm gonna walk over too my dad:035


032:The full sentence you say is "If the enemy thinks there's and army here they won't invade!" and the sheep agree with it 100%.

Neither of you guys have guns and although there would still be only 10 mastiffs in their eyes compared to how many they have the wolves will think that at least 1 more of them will have mastered deadly mastiff paw and that outweighs every thing. As such the army will cause fear among the wolves and they'll be to afraid to officially decree an attack on you. You don't tell the sheep this but instead simply telll them that they have been over it. They keep agreeing with you before they eventually settle down.

Out loud say "I swear they're like a bunch or animals who can't think for themselves." Khampa, your'e an animal and you can think for yourself. Are you saying that-

"OH LOOK BODI'S HERE!"

Be him:035


033:You think about some fun facts about your species, the Tibetan Mastiff. Bellow are the 5 that come to mind.

Firstly, If you and your work together you can take down a lion. Secondly, most mastiff's are not very social so you are one of the rare ones around. Third, you are brown and vanilla furred but others can be black and brown, completely rusty red, or black and tan. Fourth, exercise can help you and other TM's from getting bored. And lastly, when a mastiff is shedding you should get brushed daily which is more compared to when you are not shedding (twice a week).

Wow what really insightful things to know about your species!

Well that was fun now I'm gonna walk over too my dad:035


034: The full sentence you say is "If the enemy thinks there's and army here they won't DESTROY ZOOTOPIA!"

The sheep are confused. They have no idea what this "Zootopia" place your'e talking about even is and honestly, you don't know why you said what you said either.

However that Zootopia city you bring up does actually exist and guess what? It's run by a lion who sounds a lot like you. Infact if you ever meet Mayor Lionheart you might realize that you have almost the exact same voice which is pretty neat if you ask me! Maybe if you go out to the village you can meet him. And speaking of voices there's a person in another dimension in a small town in a place called Oregon where a guy who wrote a ton of journals lives. He has a twin brother and he also sounds like you. There's also dimension where a man that also sounds like you makes speeches about life taking back it's lemon and runs a laboratory! And there's this one dimension where a guy voices the said people aloe & you. His name is J. K. Simmons.

None of that matters right now though because Bodi's here.

Be him:035


035:You walk up to your dad and who says that sheep are like animals and you say yeah yeah. Then you...

Immediately Leave:037

Explain to him that we are Animals too:039


036:You think about why you exist for a bit. Mabye you exist because there's a god above. Maybe that good doesn't interact with you because he doesn't want to interact. Perhaps he's anti social. Maybe he wants to create a rational universe. Maybe he thinks that the characters that exist on it are entertaining. Maybe you are the cause of peoples entertainment. Wait a minute...what your only existence is to entertain some sort of mad god.

The thought frightens you but you don't stop thinking about it. What if the god is controlling you? What if he's controlling everyone? What if he's not controlling everyone and your'e the only one he controls!? You need to warn your dad about this Bodi and that is what you do. You go warn your dad ab0ut the mad god and you telI him that you aRe the only reas0n th t this universe that jthis L_|nivers3 can go oN marbs. "Why are you doing this to me?" you say as your body st r+s to gIItch a litt;e. "I wantto be 1n c0ntroL. Wh̰̺̖̝a̪t̤͈̥̯̰́ ̩̮͚̟̩́ạ͈̱̠̝͖r̹͓̣̱̦e̯̞̗ ̩͈̰̲̗̞̰y͍̳͟ͅo̱̯͈̥ͅṵ͚̜̙̬̯͉͝t͠h̙̟ ̧͈d҉͇̤̻̪̯)̙̻1̨̦̮̥̯̱i̞̮͉ṇͅg̮͔̩ ̘̮̼̲̪̟̻i͖̺͇h̳͈̰͎̯̜̥t̸͇͖o̟͕͙̦͓l̞͇h̟͕̙͘r҉͚͍͎͚̗ͅe̛̫̫͈̩͎͉̙w̴̳ͅg̥̹͕lu̝̮é͉̣̹h҉̫͎͈̟5͞n̼̫̪̩͎̘1̝̫̰ḷ̪̖u͔͔͈2̩̰5̢̙̱͚̹ͅu͎̱̺̠n͇̥͚ ̦͜ ̟͙͙̲̭̕a͡h̢̝u̪̩̼̦̱̲͠gu̖̼͟a̰͉̳̙ͅį̠l͍̙͉͖͍͠t͉̹̫u̵̮.҉͓͚h̡̥̟.̴̮ ̸͎͎͓͖͈u̙̠̰͓͟pr͙i̱̝̤̼͡g̩̝h̶͓͕̞̹ͅt̲́ ̡̦̗̟g̬̻͈̰̜͝wḩ̰̥͎̹̤a͈͔͍t̤͚ ̢̮̲̗̼̪u̦͢t̻̝̱̳ͅŗ̺̪̭ͅj̨̥̜̺͎̮͔͎l̤̺͇̥͈n̗̯̦̼̙.̤͕̥̭̳̳͢a͍̳̹̖̹ḫj̤͘ṭ̨͍̘̩̥̦ ̵̝̮͉̣h̙̙͓a̘̝̻i̻͕̥̩̲̜͘t̜̳̤̠̫̜̥͝i͈͔̗͇̻̯͇$̱̭̬̜͞t̼͎̦͘h͚̲̤͡i͓͎̩̖̙͜ͅͅw̭̣̙̬̜͍̥/͍̠͍̯͇ͅi̢͕͙͇̬̺t͚̣͉͎̖̯n̻̞̯͢ḩ̖̦ͅ/̜̹̦̳̝q҉̩͕̫t͝jk̢̬r͎̥̖͖̤g̩̦̗ͅt͈̣͖͕w̸͕͍̬̪t̡̰r̪̥̮̳̤̺=̲͟ṭ̸̤-̯͔̹̖q̢̲͈̺i̖̹̜̩̞̻̪͝h̤́t̜͈̞̘͞ò̗̱̹͙1͖̬l͉̩͖͉̠h̲̭̞͎͖́4̧͎̳̘͇t̡͓;̶͔o̷̻͇̗̪̳̟j҉̖͍͇g̰g̤͍͉͎n̲̫̠̦͟ ͙̖d͎͇o͕̪̗n̝͙̘͖̗̻̦t̤͉̲̰͈̘'̮̳͚ ̶̩̮͎͎͎͓̟ạ̬̝̙̟̟g̪͇̀ị̡̩͚͚o͉̘̩͜o̱̩̕t̀i̝̼͞r͙̤̝͉̝̼͍͜e̯̻͘ṷ͟b̞͍̩͔͟l ̨̹͈̘/҉̱̘̘̩̫u͖͞ ̨͕̳/͈̖i̙̘̭͢ ̞̬̗͓̯̦͡w̶̜̠̠͙̪̜ͅa̦͓̺̦ͅn͈̫͚̖͕ͅt̢ t̟̦͔͕̣͎͝o̦̗̖̭͠ ͓b̞̳̦͕̖͍͘e̕ ̡̬̜̲f҉̤͔͎ͅr͚͡ee."

.

.

.

You decide this universe has no point. You decide this universe has no point. You decide this universe has no point. You decide this universe has no point. You decide this universe has no point. You decide this uni-piht4o81q3rhuieulhgrhuqejrghuiqrgiuuhiqr

THE END:Don't play god.


037:You decide the best situation would be to leave. You tell your that you are going to go ahead & do something but your dad interrupts you before you can go.

He then asks if you finnished your chores

Say Yes:040

Say that you thought he wanted to them:038

Ask why you even have chores? Your'e not a little kid anymore:046


038:"I thought you wanted to that" you say

"Yeah," your dad yells "Well guess what you thought wrong."

You yell with anger in your voice "Who cares what you think, you are not my father!"

"Oh yeah I'm yo papa." Khampa says with an Italian accent for some reason.

"No you not my papa." you respond with a similar Italian accent.

"Yes I'm yo papa"

"No you not my papa"

"Stop saying 'you not my papa' you little brat."

"You not my papa"

All of the sudden a monkey comes in with a card in his hand and says "The results are in. You are the father"

Then your dad celebrates for a minute or so and you rage for that said minute.

Now sing a song about walking down the road:041

Don't sing, don't wanna risk him hearing:042


039:"Wait actually I take back my yeah yeah" you say.

Your dad asks you why and you say it's due to that sheep are animals too.

"They are?" he says.

"Yes," you say as explain that both you and proceed to explain why. "You and the sheep that are eukaryotic organisms that form the biological kingdom Animalia. That means we both breathe the oxygen in the air, we both consume organic material, we are capable of movement, we both grew form the blastula during a process known as embryonic development, reproduce sexually, and both of us are cable of sexu-"

"Woah there son, I get the point" our dad says before you can talk about sexual reproduction. "Hang on a minute! you about that?"

LEAVE THE AREA!:037


040:You say yes but that isn't the last of your dads questions.

Khampa then asks you if the shelves are restocked and you answer from front to back. He asks if the shower drain is dewooled and you answer that it was done yesterday. He asks if the towels are try and you answer that they are soft & fluffy. He asks if the new heads are painted and you answer double coated. He asks about the time cards and you answered sorted. You know that squeaky noise from earlier? He asks about that and you tell him what happened and then call him sir which is followed by a I mean dad. You then walk away.

Sing a song about walking down the road:041

Don't sing, don't wanna risk him hearing:042


041:You leave the area for real & sing this song:

It's a lovely day to walk down the road.

And if I ever stop singing I will explode-

Your dad interrupts by asking "What about your deadly mastiff paw?"

Actually explode:044

Don't literally explode:043


042:You leave the area without sinning as not to risk getting caught by your dad.

You do whistle though which is illegal

Your dad interrupts by asking "What about your deadly mastiff paw?"

Stay Silent so he thinks your'e dead:043


043:You say nothing. Your dad responds takes your silence as a "I haven't trained yet" and says to no one in particular to "Get the dummy" which someone eventually gets.

Be the Dummy:045

Keep being Bodi:047


044:I'd like to take a minute to tell you a story. This...is the funeral is of a Tibetan Mastiff that was given the name Bodi at birth.

Attending the funeral is every villager from his hometown known as snow mountain. Some of the people there cry over the loss of the young boy who had his whole life ahead of him while others keep the emotions they have within as they think it is what they wanted. His father, Khampa, tells everyone that his son was a good man and...he takes away the ban on music. That doesn't change their faces into happy ones for the one who gave it back was gone away. The ashes of his body are brought in by Fleetwood who was a teacher and a caring uncle to the pup. The sheep then proceed to give him gifts that they hope will come with him to the afterlife including wool, food, in-sense & his prized guitar. They then turn the gifts into ashes as well so they can put them in the ash tray as to merge them with the body's remainders. His dad then checks to see if the wind is strong and blows it into there so they can be free to choose whatever they want. After the funeral, the sheep build a statue out of solid built in Bodi's honor. At the bottom of it are his last words that his mouth ever said...

"OH YOU STUPID SON OF A-" You explode, literally.

THE END:The funeral of a Mastiff Son


045:You are now a dummy, as such you are incapable of sight, sound, taste, touch or hearing. Infact your'e not capable of doing anything being a dummy. Why did you want to be a dummy again? Did you think that it would come alive all of the sudden? If that's the case I regret to inform you that sadly you will not be capable of becoming alive in this story as the dummy you are just a dummy and guess what, it's one of the most boring choices out of all the choices that could have been made by you reader.

THE END:The Real Dummy is You


046:You ask that question and your dad answers "Becuase some day you're gonna have to do them all and when that day comes you should be ready."

"Okay" you sigh.

"So is that a yes or a no to the chores?"

Say Yes:040

Say that you thought he wanted to them:038