master chief was in the hospital in the ship and laying down. His belly was super big and huge and he was eating cucumbers. He cried.
''ahhhhh i miss you locke how will i raise a baby as a single father.'' chief said. then cortana came in.
''YOU CHEATED ON ME YOU FAGGOT'' she said.
''You suck in bed so go die.'' Chief said then he took out a missile gun and killded cuortana.
"cortana dead" chiefg said. Then roland came up on a thingy and lookd at master chief.
"master chief your going to give birth soon look at your stomach. Chief looked at his stomach and saw that the baby was breaking his armor and his belly was very huge.
"im going to name you locke since the other locke is dead."
"master chief what do you want us to do with Cortana." roland asked.
"feed her to a shredder machine and make her into burgers for the baby."
"ok" so roland put cortana in a machine and made her into burgers. master chief ate one of the burgers.
"mmmmmm yummmm. She never tasted this good in bed you know." then lasky came in.
"Chief a big ugly alien guy is here he sais your child is his."
"WHAT" then the alien guy came in and killd the human people.
"Master Chief you will be pregneant with my child."
"wait didnt he fall in lava and die." Roland said.
"I am the Didacts brother jidact. you will have my child cause my brother coukdnt. master chief then took out his dick.
"now you die." Chief sent white eater at his face and it melted. Then the white cum went into his stomach and a baby came out. It was ugly and lookded like joe biden.
"ewwwww" so master chief smashed the baby with his boot.
"Aliens cannot make babies." he said. Then master chief felt stomach aches and fel into bed.
"uh oh your going to give birth soon" roland said.
"Yay"
To be continued?...
