"push master chief push" the rolansd guy said.

"ahhhhwwwwwooooowwww" master chief said as he pushed the baby out. he felt it in his belly moving to his pelvis.

"what end is it going to come out of." master chief asked.

"i don tknow" lasky said. master chief now felt two babies inside him.

"there coming out both ends." master chief screamed when the first baby moved to his dick. it grew big as the baby went through his dick and out into his lap. after his dick lookd like a sausage run over by a semi truck.

"eww it is ugly kill it" lasky said. the first baby looked like voldemort and homer simpson had a baby. so lasky took out big booms and made baby blow up.

"its coming out my ass" chief said. he squeezed very hard like he was poping and made the baby come out. it was covered in butt juice and blood and was even uglier. It lookeed like the flood.

"kill it" master chief sat on the baby and it died.

"wahhhhhh" master chief cried because his kids were ugly and dead.

"there there master chief we can find you a new baby soon." lasky said.

"really?"

"yes" lasky took off his clothes and climbed on master chief.

"Lets do this" master chief said.

To be continued...?