Hello! this is a SpicyHoney Fic because it has became my all time favorite ship! Rated M for sexual content. Each chapter will have Characters and a Summary at the Top. We don't own Undertale. Ships include: SpicyHoney.
Honey, I need you: Chapter 2
Characters:
UnderTale Sans- Sans
UnderTale Papyrus- Papyrus
UnderFell Sans- Red
UnderFell Papyrus- Edge
UnderSwap Sans- Blue
UnderSwap Papyrus- Stretch
SwapFell Sans- Blackberry
SwapFell Papyrus- Puppy
Summery:
Stretch just wants to forget. Edge just wants to fix what has been done wrong. A fight is brewing. Papcest. We do not own Undertale. Talk of past verbal abuse and rape.
SHIPS: Edge x Stretch. Slight Puppy x Red
Red groaned sliding his keys into the door. Boy did Stretch owe him. Sure he liked the kiddo but dam a week was too long to entertain Blue by himself.
Edge had Stretch tucked in the lanky skeleton was wore out beyond belief and in truth Edge was as well, but he could rest when he was dead he had work to do. He heard the door open and checked to be certain it was Red before greeting him. "You made it back" he said
Red nodded tired before freezing. "BOSS! I thought you were with Undyne! Oh stars tell me you didn't dust the horny idiot!"
"No I just dusted the intruders trying to get him... He is currently resting quite peacefully in my bed" he said "but we have more important things to discuss."
Red frowned waving his hands "woah woah woah hold up. Resting in YOUR bed? So wait. What did you DO all week?!"
"A sweet skeleton with a honey addiction" he said sitting on the couch
Red blushed shaking his head "don't play with him Paps. Don't mess with his feelings."
"I'm not we mated" he said resting his head on his fists as he stared at the window. "But Sans I need to know..." He took a deep breathe he had been wrestling all week with this wondering if Red was part of the cruel game "do you and the other Sans' torment Stretch and Puppy?"
Red blinked shocked. "What? You gotta be joking boss. Why would we torment them, they're one of us. Where did you get that crazy idea? I mean we really need to be discussing you and Stretch soul bonding during his heat. Was he coherent enough to agree to that?"
"Yes, it was perfectly consensual. Stretch told me a story about a prank that made him feel sick and violated. That causes him to not want to go to the big meetings"
Red gave a concerned frown. "This the prank he won't tell me and Sans about? Boss I'm gonna need some names. Who are we beating up?"
Edge told him what Stretch had
Red was furious. "I'm gonna dust someone. Who would do that to a sweet guy like Stretch?! The guy literally just wants to make people happy!"
"That's what I was thinking..." He said "I am glad you didn't participate in this Sans..." He admitted
Red turned to Edge a hurt expression forming "why would you think I would? why would I? The guy is one of my best friends. I know pranks. We pull pranks on each other. That dam well wasn't a prank, that was pure hateful intent... I wish I was there that day. Maybe I could have stopped it."
Edge nodded and hugged him "yeah I knew it didn't sound like you and he still comes here plenty I was just worried..." He said "how was your visit with Blue?"
Red nodded. "Yeah I wish I would have pushed to know more. Blueberry is hyper as ever. Took all my energy to keep him from running over here."
"Glad you didn't... I am sure Stretch would have dusted us if Blue saw half the stuff we did" he chuckled
Red chuckled "so you like him now? What happened to not being able to stand his guts?"
"He's annoying yes, but not terrible and perhaps we can iron out the care along the way... I just know... I couldn't bear him with being with another. Our souls felt perfect together"
Red smiled pulling Edge into a headlock and nogieing his skull "Aw my baby bro is all grown up and falling in love!"
"Ow! Ow! Stop! Don't noogie the skeleton!"
There was a sleepy call and soft footsteps.
"Whoops woke up sleeping beauty."
Edge looked up "morning sunshine. Feel better?" He asked, he didn't reek of heat anymore
Stretch rubbed his sockets grinning "hey darling. Yup feeling better." Stretch froze at seeing Red a blush growing "o-oh hey Red."
Red snickered "what no hello honey bo for me?"
"Red don't embarrass him he just woke up" Edge said with a teasing slap to the back of the skull
Stretch blushed walking over to Edge "I guess I should go... I'll pay you back soon Red."
Edge frowned "you're leaving?"
Stretch rubbed the back of his neck. "You want me to stay?"
"..." Edge paused staring at him before looking away "would you like to?"
"I-I mean I gotta be home to read Sans his bedtime story, but I could stay for lunch? You are the best cook I know."
Edge preened "why thank you" he said and headed for the kitchen "how are we going to handle being mated?" He asked
Stretch blushed shrugging "I don't know haven't really been in a relationship like this before. Only one night stands. we went more than one night~ hehehe"
"Yes so we are married and need to figure out something" he said
Stretch froze shaking his head stuttering "m-married?! I mean dating maybe but-I-I don't know-married?!"
"We soul bonded is that not enough in your world?"
"I-I-I mean yeah b-but! We just started liking each other! I don't even know what your favorite food is, if you want a big house, are you a cat or dog person, will I have to stop smoking, what about our brothers?! Stars Edge I don't know"
Red shook his head "boss you're stressing the poor boy out."
Edge frowned "I see..." He said before standing and posing "I shall be the best dating material you have ever had! We shall learn everything about each other and then we will get even more officially married or I am not the Great and Terrible Papyrus!"
Stretch blushed chuckling and giving Edge a quick clank to his cheek "you're so cute. Thanks."
He blushed "I am not cute!"
Stretch booped his nose hole "adorable." Flopping onto the couch Stretch smiled.
"I am not!" He said stamping his foot before stomping into the kitchen to make food he practically glowed from blush
Red chuckled flopping onto the couch.
Soon the smells of food came from the kitchen it was delicious
Stretch's stomach grumbled "hey babe food done?"
Red gave a fake gag and Stretch gave him a half hearted smack
"Yeah it is come in!" He called setting the table everyone had two eggs a piece of toast and three bacons
Stretch grinned plopping down in a chair. "Looks great."
"Of course it does I made it" he said with pride and sat down
Red chuckled sitting down. "I'm just glad it isn't tacos. Stretch you're gonna have to get Blue a cookbook or something for giftmis."
Stretch blushed giving a small smile "yeah sorry that's my fault. Tacos was just the best he could make so I made the mistake of telling him I would like them for every meal... You can see how that went."
"I can invite him over for cooking lessons" Edge said
Stretch chuckled off handedly mumbling "we could just stay here then problem solved."
Red smirked wiggling his bone brows to Edge.
Edge blushed "you can both stay here..." He said
Stretch blushed shaking his head "no no I don't want to be a bother to you guys. I mean I've probably already overstayed my welcome heh heh."
"It isn't a bother! And I want you here!"
Red shook his head with a chuckle. "Yeah we don't mind you staying. We even like that blue ball of energy that's your bro."
Stretch blushed. "I-I mean i can talk to Blue about it... We've never really stayed with anyone besides Muff and Alphys... Is there room?"
"Of course" Edge said "and we can add more if needed" he promised
Stretch nodded "o-okay... Are you sure?"
"Of course we don't make a habit of lying" Edge said eating his food
Stretch smiled scrubbing the back of his skull "yeah guess you are right... Sure I'll talk to Blue and see what he says."
Edge smiled and leaned over clanking his teeth to his cheek
Stretch turned bright orange yanking up his hoodie to hide his skull.
Edge smiled and gathered the dishes "when are you going to go?"
Stretch shrugged "you miss me already Edgelord?"
"I want to begin using my superious dating skills!"
Stretch blushed "trust me your skills were perfect."
Edge smirked "excellent"
Stretch's blush deepened. "Yup... What about me? Am i... Pleasing?"
"You were" he said starting to wash the dishes "but you were in heat so we were more about getting the job done then having fun
Stretch gave an embarrassed chuckle. "I had fun..."
"Good" he said
Stretch blushed nodding.
There was a loud buzzing causing Stretch and Red to jump. Red reached into his pocket looking at his message a frown forming.
"What's wrong brother?" Edge asked frowning
Red growled shoving his phone in Edge's direction. A group message from Lust stating a Sans meet would be at Grillby's that weekend.
Stretch tilted his head in question. "Who is it?"
Edge looked it over "ah just some orders from Undyne for a special mission don't worry about it" he said
Stretch tilted his head with a growing smirk "oh? Must be top secret if the great amazing Edge isn't wanting to brag about it."
"Its of the utmost importance for both me and Red to be required. I hope you understand"
Stretch nodded giving him an understanding smile "yeah I understand Alphys and Blue have their secret meets too. Just I'll head out then. When will your meeting be over-I mean unless you are busy" Stretch gave an awkward laugh blushing and standing "sorry you're probably busy. Just text me? If you get the time! No rush or anything. Heh heh I'm just gonna you know go now."
"No, the mission isn't till this weekend so don't worry about bothering us at all" he said standing and kissed his cheek
Stretch blushed hiding in his hoodie "o-oh okay."
Edge smiled "alright see you soon" he said
Stretch looked up shyly nodding "yeah okay... See you Edge... Talk to you later."
Red smirked "tell us what Blue says lover boy."
Stretch flushed darker nodding and quickly teleporting away.
"We need to make a plan"
Red frowned nodding. "Those guys have hell to pay for hurting Stretch. He's a precious, same as Papyrus and Blue. They were created to be treasured and protected."
Edge nodded "agreed"
"Do you think we need to call in reinforcement?"
"Who? Sans?"
Red shrugged "maybe. Maybe Blackberry and Pup too. Or some Paps. I mean this is Stretch we are talking about. He's a Pap but also a Sans."
"We can talk to them yes and see what they know"
Red nodded "I hate that I didn't notice this happening. This has been ongoing for months. What had they done before it got this bad? Stretch is such a sweetheart, but so shy. You saw how orange he got at your flirts and kisses. Didn't he used to be a huge flirt? Was he always so shy?"
"I don't think he was and that bothers me a lot" Edge growled "Sans you know that was rape right?'
Red's eyes widened and a low growl started to build from his chest. "I didn't-you're right. His story points to that boss. Gah I hate this! They FUCKIN raped him! How could they have done that! How could I have not seen this before... I'm his best friend... Stars I'm fuckin useless."
"We couldn't have known" he said and hugged him eyes blazing "but it won't happen again" he swore
Red nodded hugging Edge back. "You're attached to him aren't ya? Gonna collar him?"
"If I can get him to stay" he said stroking Red's collar
Red chuckled "you could talk a post into moving if you wanted to boss. I'm sure you can talk Stretch into staying. Seems like he likes you now at least."
"Yes that is true" he said Red was such a goodbrother
Red smirked "though he might just like you for your bones snirk hehehe he did say you gave him a good time hehehe."
"Ugh Sans! You are the worst!" He said and shoved him away blushing
Red laughed clutching his ribs "sorry I had to!"
"You ruined it! We were having a moment!"
"Awww sorry boss I just got to tease you that's what big bros do. Don't worry we can have a bonding moment kicking ass later."
"Yes we can" he said
Red grinned "so we gonna make some phone calls and get a plan?"
"I'll call Puppy and tell him his brother and he need to join us for an important meeting."
Red nodded I'll call Sans."
Edge nodded and went to the living room and called their swapped versions
A shy voice answered the line "h-hello?"
Edge smiled a little "Hey Puppy... This is Edge would you mind coming over for an important little get together? Bring your brother?" He asked carefully listening for reactions
"Im-portant? Now? W-who gonna be th-there?"
"Yes, now and very important... And myself, Red, Sans, and you two is that okay?'
"Y-yeah... Be there soon..."
"Thank you Puppy" he owed him BBQ sauce for this
Red came back in finishing his call with Sans. "Sans will be here in a bit. How did your call go?"
"Puppy said they would be here"
Red smiled "good."
A few minutes later there was a knock at the door.
Edge went to answer "welcome" he said
Puppy gave him a shy smile "th-thanks."
Blackberry tapped his foot arms crossed "what's so important you needed to call us over?"
"Its about a little issue we've discovered with some of the Sans' and the swap Papyri..." He said watching them
Puppy shrunk into his hood and Blackberry glared growling. "We didn't start anything if that is what you are insinuating."
"I never said you did now come in before someone stabs you in the back" he said stepping aside. "Have they ever harmed Puppy?"
Blackberry frowned pulling Puppy by his hand and pushing him lightly to sit at the couch. "What's it to you?"
Puppy hunkered into his coat giving a small "...Yes..."
"We think Stretch was raped in a 'prank' I am going to make them pay"
Blackberry paled turning to his brother in concern. "They didn't hurt you anymore did they?"
Puppy shook his head. Looking up with magic burning strong in his sockets "we'll make them pay."
Edge sat down "Puppy if anything has happened you need to let us know okay?"
Puppy sank a little more into his coat "just words mainly... They put my food in a dog bowl one time... "
Blackberry growl seething "I told him that he didn't need to go back after that. Pup isn't a dog."
Edge nodded "they are having a meeting this weekend they invited Red I don't think they invited Stretch."
Red nodded "only my phone buzzed and... Yup just check he isn't in the group chat."
Puppy frown "why don't they like us..."
"It doesn't matter they are shit" Edge said "you and Stretch don't deserve it. We'll figure it out and get to the bottom of it. But Puppy do you want to go or stay with Stretch? We told him we had a super secret mission this weekend"
Puppy looked to each of them before drawing his knees to his chest "s-Stretch please... I don't want to see them."
Edge nodded in understanding "we won't make you" he promised
Blackberry nodded petting Puppy skull "you may stay with Stretch. He needs someone to look after him. "
Puppy nodded beaming "I'll protect him. No one will touch him with me watching."
Blackberry gave a small chuckle and clanked the top of his skull "good. I know I can count on you. Now what is the plan? We can't simply walk in there throwing fist."
"When Sans gets here. We will make a plan"
There was a knock at the door followed by a shout and banging.
"Shit" he said and rushed to the door and opening it
Sans was trying to hold Papyrus's hand back from giving the door another set of banging knocks. "Bro no need to break down their door"
"Nonsense Sans! What if they are busy and did not hear you knocking!"
Sans gave an embarrassed look "Paaaaap. o-oh Hiya Edge. Hope it's okay i brought Pap."
Edge frowned "I would appreciate you not making me think someone was not being murdered at my door" he said and let them in "I would prefer it have been just you this time but we can use Papyrus' help" he said thinking quickly
Papyrus nodded beaming "of course! Your top secret mission couldn't be possible without a top secret mission expert! Nyeh hehe."
Sans gave them a bashful smile. "Sorry guys you know I can't say no to him."
Blackberry scoffed but moved to sit on Puppy's lap so they had room to sit.
Edge lead then in "Papyrus this mission is dangerous and of the utmost importance and the swap brothers CANNOT catch wind of it. Swear right now you will keep your mouth shut"
Papyrus blinked "why not? Is something wrong?"
"Swear it"
Papyrus put his hands on his hips "I must know why first. I can not possibly swear to something without knowing if that something could possibly harm my friends well being."
"Then you can leave. I will not put them in danger because we can't trust you to keep your mouth shut" Edge hated being so rude to guests but this was important
"Do you care for their well being?"
"We wouldn't be here if we didn't" he'd leave off that fact he mated Stretch out for now
Papyrus nodded "good. I swear that the swap brothers will not hear a one of our plans."
"Good we have reason to believe the other Sans' have committed abuse against Stretch and to a lesser extent Puppy since he got out before things went sour"
Papyrus gasped turning to Puppy. "Oh dear! I'm so sorry... Would you like a hug?"
Puppy blushed giving a small nod.
Papyrus squeezed onto the couch giving Puppy a gentle squeeze.
Red nodded "yeah we are planning an 'intervention'."
Edge nodded "yes they are having a get together this weekend Blackberry, Red, and myself are going to crash it we needed to know what Sans knew and if he wanted to help."
Sans nodded a frown apparent. "Yeah I'm game. This swap slander needs to stop. If we got to bust a few skulls while we are at it so be it."
Edge nodded "good Papyrus would you like to help by throwing a slumber party and entertaining Stretch, Blue and Puppy?"
Papyrus nodded happily "oh yes I can do that very well!"
"Good, thank you. Sans, will you help us crash the party?"
Sans smirked "always."
Red gave a laugh and fist pumped "let's do this! Kick ass take names!"
Edge chuckled before getting serious again "we need to decide how far we are going to go before we get there"
Blackberry nodded "the question is... Are we willing to dust someone if it comes to that. They have been tormenting my brother and Stretch as long as they've met. They will not go down easy."
Edge nodded "I am but I have no expectations for anyone else here to"
Red nodded "I'll crack some heads."
Sans frowned "I don't want to dust anyone... They still have Paps and a home to go back to."
Edge nodded "true" he said
Papyrus held up a hand "so are you just maiming?"
"Unless we absolutely have to dust someone just maiming."
Papyrus nodded happier that no one would be dusted unless necessary.
Red nodded "So what's the plan? i can show up ask them some questions."
Sans nodded "yeah i can teleport Edge and Black when you give the go ahead."
Blackberry smirked hitting his fist "then we give them a lesson they won't forget."
"This sounds like a good plan."
Red nodded "so now to just wait. until tomorrow."
Edge nodded "I guess we can make dinner since you are all here anyway."
Papyrus and Blackberry perked up. "Can i-" "may i assist-"
Edge smiled "of course!" He said it would be nice to work with his counterparts
Red snickered leaning into Puppy's side and patting the couch cushion next to him. "Come over her Sans let us lazy bones take up the couch."
Sans joined them "sure" he said and leaned on Puppy so he was in a Sanswhich
Red snickered "SANSwhich"
Puppy chuckled nuzzling the others shyly.
Blackberry smiled snapping a picture before joining the others in the kitchen.
Sans smiled and hugged him "you're one of us Pup even if some try to make you feel like you don't belong" he said
Red nodded hugging from the other side. "Yeah hehehe one of us. one of us. one of us."
Puppy blushed giving a happy hum.
Sans smiled he hated seeing sad Papyri
Papyrus grinned from the kitchen snapping another picture. "they are so precious. Edge... how could they do that to them?"
"They're assholes that's why" Edge said "send me those pics" he said cutting some veggies
Papyrus giggled sending them. "i just hate to see Sans sad let alone a Papyrus that acts like Sans. Sans is just so-so cuddly and lazy and soft..." Papyrus gave a pout hugging himself "i just want them happy i just can't understand why anyone would want differently."
"Different worlds have different folks I guess."
Blackberry bit out a hateful "yeah different assholes."
"Either way it won't happen again" Edge promised
Papyrus nodded "i'll adopt all of you if i have to. i bet we could build a bigger house. yes, just extend the house some and we could fit four more rooms in the least."
"That's actually a nice idea" Edge said
Papyrus perked up "Really?! Sans! Sans!"
Sans came in "what?"
Papyrus beamed "Edge wants to move in with us! Everyone can! Isn't that great Sans we'll be one big family Nyeh hehe!"
Sans laughed "what?"
Papyrus nodded excitedly babbling "yeah! We all care for each other and want the best so why not just add onto the house and make room for everyone! It would be great!"
"That's crazy" Sans said
"It would be difficult and we would have to pick a world by it would be safer." Edge added
Papyrus frowned "you really think it wouldn't work?"
Blackberry patted his arm "we would love to stay with you. Your universe is nicer and safer than what Puppy deals with now. I wouldn't worry as much knowing he was safe. I know Puppy enjoys both of your company as well. Especially your lazy brothers. Hehehe."
Edge nodded "I would like my brother living in a safer world too... It'll take some planning but it could be done."
Red smirked walking in holding Puppy's hand and leading him along. "thought you wanted to stay with your mate boss~ what were you saying 'oh honey i don't want you to ever leave me! stay honey bun and i'll rock your world!' hehehehehehe"
Puppy covered his mouth snickering at Red's teasing.
Papyrus blushed with a gasp "Edge you have mated?! With who? Oh i'm so happy for you!"
"Uh... Stretch..." He said blushing.
Papyrus gave a happy squeal lifting Edge up. "I'm so happy for you! Now I know why you want to protect Stretch so much you loooooooove him Nyeh Hehehehe!"
Blackberry snickered.
Red laughed loudly slapping his knee.
Edge covered his face "shut up he still wants to date and stuff I went out of order"
Sans nodded "that's rough buddy
Puppy smiled nuzzling Edge "you're good for Stretch. You're very Strong and nice."
Edge beamed "I did have to fight for him I hope he appreciated it!" He said pulling his glove off to show his hand, though it was completely healed the scars remained.
Red growled "what?! Why didn't I hear about this?"
"It happened day one and after I was a bit busy okay?"
Red blushed but folded his arms pouting.
Papyrus grinned hugging Edge again. "You are very brave! Stretch is lucky to have you as a mate."
Edge smiled and hugged back "of course he is I am master of all things romance!"
Red snickered before pouting again.
Puppy chuckled going and picking Red up and carrying him giving him light nuzzles.
Sans and Blackberry snickered snapping pictures.
Edge smiled "aw don't be jealous brother you'll find someone too" he said
Red snorted waving him off "nah I don't need anyone to love this old bag of bones. Not worth it anyways. I'm just happy my baby bro found someone ta care for and that'll care back."
"You are worth it" he said and flicked his head
Red squawked "Pup you're a shit protection! You let Boss slip right by ya."
Puppy chuckled while Blackberry growled "He is a great protector you simply aren't worth his time."
"Now now let's all play nice" Sans said "if we all live together we gotta be nice"
Red stuck out his tongue. Blackberry pulled at a socket while flipping Red off.
Papyrus shook his head "don't make me separate you too."
Puppy chuckled "they are friends. Only good friends tease."
Blackberry frowned before smiling and nodding "yes you are correct brother. Red and I are good friends."
Edge chuckled "whatever, Red can you set the table"
"Sure boss if Pup'll-" Puppy shook his head nuzzling his captured Red again.
Blackberry snorted "fine I'll do it you cuddle Pup. Take your capture to your seat while we set the table."
Puppy grinned giving a small happy body wiggle before heading to his seat.
Sans followed sitting by them
Papyrus snickered snapping a picture before helping set the table.
"We should decorate our new home with cute pictures" Edge said
Papyrus nodded happily "yes please!"
Edge smiled and helped set the table and distribute the food
Dinner went on well with discussion of possibly moving to Taleverse.
The next day Edge prepared for battle
