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Hunny And Haruhi stayed on the couch, both of them still fast asleep. Tamaki, Mori and Kyouya were setting up a game plan to get them both home without waking up either of them. Mess up, and they could either be thrashed with all the rage of sleepy Hunny, or risk having a pissed off three year old running around in mass mayhem. Then, while they were planning,

"Hikaru, I presume you know this is actually Haruhi right?" Renge asked so only Hikaru could hear her.

He nodded slowly, his bangs covering his eyes. Renge gestured for him to follow her further away from the other hosts for discussion. "We have to leave in five minutes. How are we telling her father?"

"How do you know Haruhi's a girl-? Nevermind. Neko-sempai's coming with us to tell Ranka-san, since all of this is basically his fault. But maybe Ranka- san'll get softened up when he sees his little baby girl again. Literally." Hikaru said hopefully. "Or it could go entirely bad and all hell breaks loose when he finds out his only daughter was turned into a three year old and now thinks that we're her parents."

"Or, we could just tell him that she's staying with a friend for a couple of days." Renge shruggged. Hikaru thought for a minute, doing the signature "thinking" gesture where his eyes are closed and his index finger and thumb are each touching his cheeks.

"Kaoru!" Hikaru elbowed his brother "We get to have a sleepover with Haruhi!"

"Yay!" Kaoru cheered quietly

"Nobody said she's staying with you." Renge hissed "I'm pretty sure her father won't allow it. She'll be staying with me, her mother."

"She's staying with her Daddy and Uncle Kao-chan!" Hikaru growled, completely forgetting the argument he had with himself a little while before.

While Uncle Kao-chan, Daddy and Mother continued to argue, Nekozawa slyly slipped into the room; in no need to be too scared of the light since they had been dimmed for Haruhi and Hunny's nap. Overhearing their conversation, he crept up behind Hikaru and waited untll they noticed he was standing right there. Renge nearly had a heart attack when she saw how frightening he really looked in dim light and his hood on. And that damn cat puppet with those freaky eyes! Did his family actually worship those things? She started staring him down, apparantly trying to use her own version of reverse psychology to make him afraid of her instead. Yeah, 'cuz Nekozawa is TOTALLY more frightening than Renge, the crazy otaku fangirl who nearly killed Hunny when he said she burnt those cookies she made. As opposed to Nekozawa, who just tricked Tamaki into thinking he was under a curse because the King is just so paranoid that he started freaking out about every little thing.

Beelzenef... this woman...how am I possibly going to tell her the curse in irriversible? he thought, twitching slightly

'I don't know Umehito...I don't know...' Beelzenef thought back. Nekozawa sighed, making Hikaru jump.

"When did that get there?" he hissed. "And can't you see we're having a private conversation? We're figuring out were Haruhi's going to be staying for the next few days."

"Isn't it up to her father whether or not she can stay at a friends house during the weekdays?" Nekozawa asked

The vein in Hikaru's forehead buldged "Fine then. Since you're the one who started all this, you go tell Ranka-san you turned his daughter into a kid. I'll visit you in the hospital once you're able to blink." He massaged his temples.

"Oh. Well, then. If we're speaking about the matter of who she's staying with, shouldn't it be her favorite older brother?" Nekozawa asked proudly

And thus, the argument raged on.

"Okay, so we'll put the crane here." Tamaki pointed to a spot on the blueprint "And then the net here, a giant replica of Usa-chan here."

"Mori sempai, would it be too much to ask you to carry Hunny-sempai home?" Kyouya asked, nearly on the verge of choking Tamaki till he was as violet-purple as his eyes.

(A/N: yes, yes, beleive it or not Tamaki has VIOLET eyes. If you've seen of the cover art for the first volume, then you know that in the anime it was changed to blue)

"Ah." Mori mumbled, swiftly taking Hunny in his arms without waking up Haruhi either. He looked at the arguing group with an eyebrow raised. They looked like they were about to go at each other's throats right about now, so he intreupted their argument by clearing his throat.

"What's going on?" he asked in his monotone voice.

"Well, we're-" Kaoru started

"Awww she's waking up~" one girl purred. Haruhi rubbed her eyes and let out a big yawn.

{Why'd you have to wake me up tooo?} Dara groaned

"I didn't mean to!"

"It's okay Haruhi! Nobody's mad at you for waking up! You can go back to bed if you want!" Tamaki cried

Haruhi frowned "Mind your own bees wax."

Tamaki gasped, his eyes lost color and his face struck with awe. "My daughter...is using mean words..."

Oh dear, looks like Tamaki just pissed off Hikaru. He grabbed the blonde by his tie, " What do you mean, your daughter?" he growled.

Tamaki stood his ground "Problem, Hiitachiin?"

"Oh, i'm sorry. Seems as though I miss heard you, Souh-sempai. It just sounded like you said that Haruhi was your daughter. My mistake." Hikaru scoffed. Great. Another battle for custody of a three year old that's really a fifteen year old?

While Hikaru and Tamaki continued to bicker, Kaoru decided to spend the last few minutes of club time to phone Ranka and tell him that Haruhi would be staying with a friend for a couple of days to finish off a project.

"What project? Ooh, Haruhi never tells me anything!" Ranka whined, chibi tears spouting from his eyes. "By the way, Kaoru-kun, which friend is she staying with? Could it be that nice girl Renge who stopped by the other day when Haruhi caught a fever? You know, she knows that Haruhi's a girl, susprisingly enough!"

"R-Ranka...san...Renge visited when Haruhi was sick?" Kaoru sputtered

"Oh, yes! Hunny-kun and Mori-kun came too! Haruhi was so much more cheery than she was in the morning! They brought herbal tea imported from Hong Kong!" Ranka cooed.

"How come the rest of us weren't invited?" Kaoru cried

"Well, Haruhi wasn't feeling too good to be surrounded by lots of people.!" Ranka said happily. Kaoru was awestruck.

"Tell me Ranka-san, did Renge bring a camera and a notepad with her?" he asked. If it had been another one of Renge's schemes for her latest doujinshi she was working on, he could hace a peace of mind that Haruhi didn't invite them all for a Hong Kong herbal tea party.

Ranka thought for a minute. "Hmmm...Yeah! I think so!"

"Thought so. Thanks Ranka-san." Kaoru said.

"WAIT! You still haven't told me who Haruhi's staying with!"

"Umm..she's... a relative of me and Hikaru, her name is Hiitachiin Amaya!" Kaoru blubbered. Well, the twins' mom WAS named Amaya, AND she was a very very VERY close relative, so Ranka couldn't get mad...right?

"Oh! She sounds lovely! And i'll be able to sleep tonight knowing that she's not with that horrible Tamaki." Ranka snorted before hanging up.

Kaoru sighed before joining Hikaru and Haruhi.

"Yosh! Operation: Hiitachiin sleepover with Haruhi, now comencing!" he yelled.

"WHAT? KAORU YOU SNEAKY LITTLE-" Renge screched, but was cut off by Nekozawa screaming and charging at him.


So turns out Haruhi's staying with Daddy and Uncle-Kao-chan! HOORAH! So my school's starting again, first week of September so i'm not going be able to update as much as before. (hehe...ironically, i already update slow ^_^) ugh...i am NOT looking forward to school, except for seeing a bunch of my friends like Monica( one of the sweetest people in the world) , Kianna (my nyar~! buddy!) , Khoa ( he's azzn, his name's pronounced Kwah. thas mah Rice rite therrrrrr) Mona ( my ex-wife XD) Adaja (dude Adaja's SO FRIGGING awesome. don't get it wrong, her name's pronounces UHDASIA. like asia, but with ad in the beggining), Marrissa ( MAH BATMAN BUDDEH!) , Tobi ( he's WAY too obbsessed with the Colts. He was so mad after Superbowl 44.) and mostly Nathan (3 him) teehee~

Haha I bet most of you didn't get that ~_^ but that's okay, i still louv you anyway! wait...i was talking about Haruhi staying with the twins right? Right.

So do you guys think I just made Witness protection a part of this to add more drama to the story for no reason?

I'M NOT LIKE THAT! AS I STATED BEFORE, I THOUGHT EVERYTHING THROUGH!