Me to clarify somethings we all know that Blood is what Mr. Fang is normally called but that is his middle name but his fool name is Elijah Blood Fang. Also Celeste is black and Mr. Fang is white yes embrace the races getting together we must all get along. Also i don't own any of the my teacher is an alien characters in here. Enjoy.
Setting 1 In the Ship
Our heroes were still on the ship. They were looking at the planet Banshmentia. Hopefully all their prayers will be answered there.
-Julie- Well here we are.
-Will- That's Banshmentia it's huge. It's bigger then Jupiter. Are you sure the air is breathable?
-Zim- Of course it's breathable stupid human. Now come on Tak land this dumb thing already that is if you can.
-Tak- Of course I can. Can you stand to be smart for one minute?
-Zim- Hey... (He said wanting to attack Tak again, but Julie got in his way.)
-Julie- Tak, Zim that's enough don't make me have to separate you two again and besides we can't land yet because... (Just then the communicator TV on the ship came out of the ceiling and turned on to reveal an Irken guard on the screen.)
-Tie- Attention unidentified spaceship state your business here or be blown up on sight.
-Will- Wait there's no need for that...
-Julie- Shh... Will (She saluted.) Sergeant Julie at your service my party and I have come to see my brother Dash and his wife Lilly. I have a permit from the Wisest right here. (She said as she slipped the permit into a fax slot on the control panel. When Tie got the permit he examined it and licked it.)
-Will- Ahh was licking the permit really necessary?
-Tie- Yes. (He said continuing to lick the paper.) Alright you can go, but under no circumstances are you allowed to take the banshees off the planet. Here are the keys. (He said as he teleported some keys to their ship.) Keep your visits short and brief.
-Will- Technically short and brief mean the same thing.
-Tie- You know I could still destroy you all.
-Julie- No don't worry I'll watch the human.
-Tie- See that you do. Enjoy your stay. (He cut the transmission and our heroes landed their ship.)
Setting 2 Banshmentia
Banshmentia was like a big insane asylum planet. There were places were the guards lived, a mail room, food storage, and rooms for each banished person. Our heroes were walking through this area that looked like a hallway in a hotel. Each door had a window and a number on it.
-Will- So Tak what kind of place is this?
-Tak- It's where banished Irkens, Utopians, or other creatures are sent who didn't do something as stupid as say almost destroying their home planet with a giant robot.
-Zim- What kind of an idiot would do that?
-Tak- (She hit her head in frustration.)
-Will- Hmm sounds like an insane asylum to me.
-Zim- Hey Dib stink I guess that means that you feel right at home here right. Hahaha!
-Dib- Haha very funny Zim especially since you belong here more than me.
-Zim- Hahah... Hey! (Zim wanted to attack Dib, but then Gir ran over him to try and get to a window.)
-Gir- Uww look at all the pretty widows. Peek-a-boo (He said as he peeked in one of the windows. The person in the door screamed and claws tried to get at Gir.) AHH! (He jumped away just in time.) Fun! Peek-a-boo! (He did again and again to three more windows before Mimi grabbed him.) Look Mimi they gave me a flower. (He said giving Mimi the flower.)
-Mimi- Ah that's nice Gir, but do you think for once you could not be a total IDIOT!
-Gir- O.k. tag you're it. (He said as he licked Mimi and then ran off.) WEE!
-Mimi- Uww (She said as she rubbed the slobber off of her face.) I don't know why I bother.
-Kierra- Come on Mimi and Mini Moose we'd better go get Gir before he hurt's himself or someone else.
-Mimi- Oh fine. (She said as she, Kierra, and Mini Moose followed Gir down the other hall way.)
-Will- So Julie what exactly is your brother like?
-Julie- Well I haven't seen him in years, but he's very smart in fact he used to be one of our top ranking scientists.
-Will- Cool sounds like me and him will get along great.
-Shadow- Oh great another nerd.
-Julie- Well personally I hope you all like him. (She stopped at the door in front of her.) Well here we are.
-Gir- Wee! (He ran right over Julie and grabbed the key from her.) I wants to open the door. (He opened the door.)
-Julie- No Gir. (Gir opened the door and everybody looked in the room. It looked like a first class giant hotel room.)
-Everybody- Wow...
-Shadow- (He and everybody else started walking into the room.) This place is huge maybe I should betray the Irken Empire.
-Zim- I knew it. I knew we could not trust you.
-Shadow- Chill dude I was being sarcastic.
-Zim- Oh well I'm still watching you. (He said giving Shadow a really weird look.)
-Shadow- O.k.
-Will- I agree with Shadow. Julie it doesn't seem like your brother and his wife got that bad of a punishment.
-Julie- Well my sister is the Wisest and she pulled some strings for our brother and Lilly they still can't leave the planet or else they'll explode.
-Zim- Oh who cares about that. Let's just find the idiot already. (Everybody began to search for Dash.)
-Will- Wow look at all these books. (He said as she noticed the giant bookshelf.) It would take me a whole year to read all these books.
-Dib- Probably more considering the fact that they're all in a different language. (He said looking at the title.)
-Gir- Uww pretty books. (He said as he grabbed some books and started throwing them over his head.)
-Shadow- (He almost got hit with one of the books, but he ducked just in time.) Hey watch it.
-Will- Oh don't worry Shadow just remember a book never hurt nobody. (He said just as Gir through another book over his head and hit Will.) Ow.
-Shadow- What was that you were just saying?
-Will- Alright Gir that's enough. (He grabbed Gir.)
-Gir- No one more book. (He said as he grabbed another book and then the bookshelf turned open and a weird looking Utopian danced out of the room behind the bookshelf. He had a white lab coat on, an orange shirt with an Irken symbol in the middle, black gloves, shoes, and pants. His clips where pink and he had a pink eye and an eye patch. He was holding a glass of something in his hands.)
-Utopian- (Hey started sing and with every word pink bubbles came out of his mouth.) Bubbles Bubbles Udale's and Bubbles with Bubbles
Glasses refillable and slop up each syllable with Bubbles Bubbles
Billions and Billions of Bubbles Hick
-Shadow- Who the heck are you?
-Utopian- Uww a Deamanata nice wings. (He said touching Shadow's wings.)
-Shadow- Hey lay off the wings weirdo. (He said as he smacked his hand.)
-Utopian- When life is bubble the whole world is lovable and durable and beautiful with bubbles Hick Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles Udale's of bubbles with bubbles
-Shadow- (He wanted to silence this idiot for good, but Dib grabbed his hand.)
-Dib- Wait Shadow he could be...
-Utopian- And a defective big headed Arachnid hick. Bubbles hi-up see throw and purpable and lovely and burpalbe Oh bubbles
Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles
-Dib- On second thought kill him.
-Shadow- My pleasure.
-Julie- Wait that's my brother.
-Dash- Billions and Billions of Bubbles Bubbles
Lifes toodefrutiful and pretty and beautiful with bubbles
-Dib- What?
-Shadow- So let me get this straight this weirdo is going to bring Amethyst back to life?
-Dash- Gar-so Gra-so one more subu-play
Gar-so Gar-so we're living today
Salute Salute don't fool with a thirst
-Dib- This is insane.
-Julie- No he's just drunk again. Dash where's Lilly? (Dash grabbed his sister's hand and started dancing with her.)
-Dash- Otherwise the bubbles will burst Hi pretty lady hick would you like a drink?
-Julie- No keep that stuff away from me. (She knocked the bottle out of his hands and it went into Gir's mouth. He drank it and then exploded and then came back together and started flying all over the place.)
-Gir- WEE! I LOVE BUBBLES! Bubbles Bubbles Udale's and bubbles with bubbles
When you are miserable just drink something fizzible with bubbles
-Mimi- Gir come down from there. (Gir flew into one of the closest and then came out in a can can dress and started doing the can can.)
-Gir- Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles
Billions and Billions of Bubbles
Hearts are refusable and sociable and durable with bubbles
-Kierra- O.k. I think Gir just scared me for life.
-Mimi- Me too.
-Minimoose- Meep.
-Gir- WEE! (He flew into a button that released an insane cleaning robot.)
-Robot- Must clean up must clean up. (She started cleaning Shadow with a mop instead of the house.)
-Shadow- (He grabbed the mop.) Hey do I look dirty? (The robot continued to clean Shadow then Thistle blew fire on the robot and the robot started chasing Thistle.)
-Robot- Must Clean Must Clean!
-Dib- Hey you leave him alone. (He said chasing the robot then the robot started to chase him.) AHH!
-Dash and Gir- Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles
Udale's of bubbles with bubbles (They sang side by side both with bear in their hands. Then the robot bumped into them and the bear went flying.)
-Julie- Alright this has gone on long enough... (She said and then the bear went into her mouth.)
Bubble are carousals that swing you on carousals with bubbles
Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles
-Zim- Ah Julie what's wrong with you?
-Julie- (She grabbed Zim and started to dance the tango with him.) Hello handsome let's dance.
-Zim- What no RELEASE ZIM! (He said as Julie spun him out of control into the bookshelf and books fell all over him.) Books can hurt people! (He said right before he fainted.)
-Julie, Dash, and Gir- Billions and Billions of Bubbles
Wishes are wish able the whole world is fish able and durable and beautiful with bubbles
-Lilly- (Just then she walked into the room with some food in her hands. She had on a white nurse's outfit and she had purple eyes.) WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
-Dash- One more time. Hick.
-Lilly- Oh great. (She said as she realized that her idiot husband was drunk again. She loaded a pee shooter with three shots and shot Gir, Dash, and Julie with it. Right away they fell asleep and become sober. Of course the shot made Gir sleep for a long time since he is pretty much always insane. As for Julie and Dash they woke up after only a couple second.)
-Julie- Oh my head what happened. (She said rubbing her head?)
-Zim- (He came out from under the books looking really mad.) JULIE! You threw me into those books.
-Julie- I did? Oh I'm sorry Zim, but...
-Lilly- Julie what are you and your... ah friends doing here and hey that's my dress. (She said as she took the dress off of Gir who still remained asleep.)
-Dash- Oh my head.
-Lilly- And you Dash you idiot Utopian you were drinking again. (She said throwing the dress to the floor and pointing at Dash.) How many times do I have to tell you NOT TO DRINK!
-Dash- But Lilly it was an accident the mail man got our mail mixed up again and I was throwing the beer away when our cleaning robot ran into me and one of the bottles went into my mouth and then everything went bubbly.
-Lilly- Hmm a likely story.
-Dash- But, it's true I told you that robot needed fixing.
-Lilly- Maybe our marriage needs fixing.
-Dash- No honey don't say that here look at what I made you. (He said as he gave her a eautiful glowing ring.)
-Lilly- Oh Dash it's beautiful. So this is what you have been working on for the past couple days.
-Dash- Yep sorry about the... (Before he had a chance to finish his statement Lilly kissed him.)
-Lilly- It's o.k.
-Julie- Ah-him Dash.
-Dash- Julie is it really you. (He hugged his big sister.) Oh Julie I have missed you so. But you shouldn't be here this is forbidden. Does this mean that my renegade big sister is back to normal? Oh Papa Hoo-Lan will be so happy.
-Julie- No Dash we are here on official business. Now release me.
-Dash- Ok what happened?
-Zim- We need you to bring my daughter back to life.
-Dash- You need me to what?
-Zim- Do not make Zim repeat himself.
-Dash- Oh that's who you are. Well this is awkward. It must mean that Doom is back. Oh shoot.
-Zim- Yes he is back and that is why we need you to stop acting like a drunken fool and do what you are supposed to do.
-Dash- Take your hands off of me Irken. I will do it when I feel like it, but first it is time for dinner.
-Zim- Dinner I do not wish to eat.
-Lilly- No you heard Dash now come everyone to the dining room. (She shoved them all into the other room.)
-Zim- No I don't want to eat i want your husband to do his job.
-Dash- Come on Julie you are coming with me. (He grabbed her and took her into the secret library.) Julie what are you thinking using that spell? I supposed you haven't told them anything about the side effects.
-Julie- Well no.
-Dash- Julie this is a bad idea.
-Julie- But Dash we have to bring her back she is our princess. And I don't want to see Zim so sad. And I love Amethyst she is a very good friend of mine. She is so much like her mom and you know how much Crystal meant to me. She was one of my best friends.
-Dash- I know she was a friend to all of us. Not to mention the empire would be lost without Amethyst.
-Julie- Don't worry Dash you won't get in trouble.
-Dash- I don't care if I get in trouble. I just know this is going to have an emotional scare on everyone if she doesn't win who is she up against.
-Julie- Doom and a Doppelganger version of herself.
-Dash- (He signed.) I will do it but you need to come clean.
-Julie- Why can't you tell them the side effects.
-Dash- Because it is not my place to tell them. You need to do it.
-Julie- Alright I will tell them
-Dash- Good and sis there is something else you need to tell.
-Julie- What are you talking about?
-Dash- Don't play dumb with me. You know my powers of understanding can since those feelings too.
-Julie- But it is so difficult to tell him.
-Dash- Well you need to tell him because you deserve to be happy after what you have been threw
-Julie- No I don't I ruined everything.
-Dash- Julie you need to stop blaming yourself for that. I don't. (Julie ran and hugged her brother.)
-Julie- Thank you Dash.
-Dash- You are welcome now come on let's go before someone gets too annoyed. (They laughed and headed back to the others.
Setting 5 The Dining Room
Everybody was done eating and it was time for the magic to begin.
-Dash- O.k. now that everybody has finished eating I will begin the spell. (He said as another robot came and took every bodies plates.) Lilly (He said as Lilly left and then came back with some chemicals, a bowl, a bird in a cage, and a knife. She put all of this stuff on the table and Dash began.) Forces of good and evil I summon you bring back she who was taken from us. (As he said that he began to mix all kinds of chemicals. Then he drank the mixture and spat it into the bowl. The mixture started to glow bright red.) Bring her back so we may destroy our enemies. (He said as he killed the bird and threw the remains into the bowl and right when he did that the mixture set on fire and a rainbow smoke butterfly flew out of the bowl and through the wall.) Zim give me your hand. (Zim gave Dash his hand and Dash poked his finger with the knife.)
-Zim- Ow hey!
-Dash- Oh quit being such a smeet and write down your daughter's name in your blood on the table.
-Zim- Whatever. (He wrote down Amethyst name.)
-Dash- Um Um (He said as he poured the mixture over the name.) And now with the breaking of this crystal I beseech the bring Amethyst back to life. (He broke the crystal and then the spell and all the ingredient exploded there was smoke everywhere and then the smoke cleared.) Well that's it.
-Zim- What where is she?
-Dash- On Crystalvillia.
-Zim- But, that's half way across the galaxy.
-Dash- Hey I don't make the spells I just cast them and if I were you I'd start running back to my ship, because the worphole to Crystalvillia closes in 15 minutes.
-Shadow- What?
-Zim- You idiot.
-Julie- Zim come on. Dash is right. (They all started running out the door.)
-Dash- Julie wait. (He said as he threw Julie something.)
-Julie- Thanks Dash. (They all ran out the door.)
Setting 6 Back on the Ship
Everybody was strapped in and they were about to drive their ship into the worphole.
-Will- So what's being in a worphole like?
-Dib- Yah I mean we're not gonna end up in the Room with a Moose dimension are we?
-Julie- Of course not that is at the end of a wormhole. A worphole is like a quick way to get across the galaxy really really fast. It goes up and down left and right and upside down.
-Dib- So it's like a rollercoaster.
-Will- I hate rollercoasters.
-Tak- Well you're going to have to deal with it, because there it is.
-Will- NO MOMMY I DON'T WANT TO RIDE! (But it was too late they went into the worphole.) AHH! I'M GONNA DIE. I'M GOING TO THROW UP AND THEN I'M GOING TO DIE. MOMMY! TELL IT TO STOP AHH!
-Dib- Will calm down.
-Will- I AM CALM! (He said as he breathed in and out into a bag.)
-Dib- O.k.
-Will- (He continued to breath so fast that he popped his bag and woke Gir up.)
-Gir- WEE PRETTY LIGHTS!
-Mimi- WHY WILLL WHY!
-Everybody- AHH! (Finally they came out of the worphole and Dib flung at the window.)
-Julie- I told you to put on your seatbelt.
-Dib- I did it came loose. (He said as he fell to the ground and fainted.)
-Zim- Pay back (He whispered.)
-Shadow- That was so cool.
-Will- You have got to be kidding. (He said as he threw up into another bag.)
-Shadow- You humans are discussing.
-Will- What I said I was going to throw up.
-Zim- Whatever let's just land this stupid thing. (He said as he hit a button that made the ship land perfectly)
-Tak- Wow I don't believe it he actually pushed the right button for once.
-Zim- (He shoved Tak out of the way.) Come on you guys we have to go find Amethyst. (He ran out the door.)
-Tak- Hey. (Julie ran into Tak after Zim which made Tak fall on top of Dib.)
-Julie- Wait up Zim.
-Will- Ah are you two o.k. (He said as he and Shadow tried to help them up.)
-Tak- (She got up without anybody's help and stormed out the door.) Whatever.
-Dib- (He grabbed Will's and Shadow's hands) Thanks you guys.
-Shadow- Sure now come on you guys let's hurry.
-Me- They all ran off the ship. Will they find Amethyst, what secrets is Julie keeping from the others, what did Dash give her, who did Dash bring back the first time, what went wrong, and will our heroes ever destroy Doom find out next time. Until then look at my new drawings and I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!
