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Setting 1 the Utopian Castle

-Sapphire- Hey Miamoto

-Miamoto- There you are Your Highness where have you been?

- Sapphire- Hahah... Good one Miamoto. You know where I've been.

-Miamoto- Oh you went there again didn't you.

- Sapphire- Don't say it with such disdain. And yes I did go to my sword sanctuary. I'm sorry if you're mad that I didn't take you with me but I wanted to get you a surprise. And if I had taken you with me it would have ruin everything.

-Miamoto- Your Highness I don't think you should go there anymore.

- Sapphire- It was funny the first time Miamoto but now you're just being mean.

-Miamoto- I'm serious.

- Sapphire- What but Miamoto you know how important that place is to me. What about the Empire I have to help save and conserve it.

-Miamoto - You can help save the Empire by not acting so foolish and protecting yourself.

- Sapphire- I'm not acting foolish this is important to me I thought you understood that. You're not going to tell mom are you?

-Miamoto- No I solemnly swore that I wouldn't.

- Sapphire- Then why are you pushing me away from it?

-Miamoto- Because you could get hurt working with swords.

- Sapphire-But I have worked with swords for a very long time and I've never gotten hurt.

-Miamoto- I'm sorry your highness but I really must speak my mind.

- Sapphire- Stop calling me Your Highness you know how much I hate that. What's
happened to you? Where's the Miamoto that was my friend?

-Miamoto- He realized that he made a terrible mistake.

-Sapphire- What mistake do you want me to help you?

-Miamoto- No you can't help me. The only way that you can help me is by...
showing me what you wanted to show me.

- Sapphire- (She gave him a box that contained.) Fine even though you're acting like a complete jerk I still really want this to be yours.

-Miamoto- Huh you made me a sword.

- Sapphire- Yep isn't it incredible? It's made from the stones that put me in the comma. It was so hard to make it. Doom's was easy the material was not stubborn or difficult to mold like this one was and I knew exactly how to design it because he already told me what he wanted. As for mine well it was really fun too and I already tested it out. Yah these aren't really natural swords once you give them your blood they can do incredible things. For example thanks to my sword my sword sanctuary now has two entrances. Also I fted your sword with a gem that will allow it to shrink or grow bigger making it easier for you to unleash a sneak attack. Anyway come on Miamoto let's test them out.

-Miamoto- No Your Highness I don't want to test them out at all.

- Sapphire- But you have to train me.

-Miamoto- Doom is a better trainer than I am and you're doing just fine learning under his tutoring.

-Sapphire- No I'm not I benefit a lot better when two people teach me. Plus Hoo-Lan told me that you made better scores than Doom.

-Miamoto- Yeah well those were just scores from and Ardissian that needs to learn to stop butting into other people's affairs.

-Sapphire- Ok what's the matter with you Miamoto? Did I do something wrong?

-Miamoto- No you didn't Your Highness I...

- Sapphire- Hey I told you once to stop calling me Your Highness but you continue to do it this whole time what has happened to you? You've changed and I don't like it. You're refusing to train me, you're telling me to stop working on my sword which is something I love to do, and now you won't even test out the sword I worked so hard on just for you. Do you realize how me times Pyro had to set it on fire just so I could mold it right?

-Miamoto- It's a very wonderful gift Your Highness but...

- Sapphire- Stop it! I told you to quit it. Now I don't know what your problem is but you're treating me as if I'm nothing more than a job to you. I've got enough guards and enough loyal subjects what I really wanted from you was someone I could call my friend. Maybe even something more one day but you're acting like a complete Slorby or as dimwitted as a gugsquida splorch. Which is exactly why I called your sister.

- Miamoto- You what but Your Highness...

- Sapphire- I said enough if you're gonna treat me like a royal then as your princess. Uw! Even saying it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I order you to stay here and talk to your sister until she knocks some since into that dumb Pak of yours. (She teleported away in anger.)

-Miamoto- But, Your Highness I'm supposed to watch you... Ugh she's gone again.

-Felicity- Bravo Miamoto you've successfully driven Sapphire away.

-Miamoto- So you saw most of that did you Felicity?

-Felicity- Yes I did Master Hoo-Lan was correct you have changed. I didn't want to believe it but oh my goodness Miamoto what have you done?

-Miamoto- I protected you, Master Hoo-Lan, and the Ardissians. Which is exactly why I don't want to listen to whatever you have to say Felicity. (He started to walk away from his sister)

-Felicity- Hey you will not walk away from me. Now you're telling me that the reason why you're acting like such an idiot is because you want to protect me and the Ardissians well stop it. Because while you're trying to protect us you're hurting someone else you love. You're hurting Sapphire! You know how much she hates it when people call her Your Highness. And you didn't even try to use the new sword she gave you. Look at the detail she really worked hard on it for you.

-Miamoto- She worked on Doom's sword just as hard she probably just made one for me so that I will train her more. She made her choice.

-Felicity- She made no such choice. If she had chosen Doom she would be dating him. But she is not dating him she's still working so hard to protect the empire unlike someone who won't even train her. What happened to you? You're not the big brother I know and love. If you were that great Irken you would fight for Sapphire not surrender her to Doom. (Just then Felicity grew much taller.)

-Miamoto- Felicity how did you get so tall all of a sudden?

-Felicity- Huh oh... Well I guess ther is no since in hiding it any longer. Look at what Oliver gave me. (She showed him an engagement ring.)

-Miamoto- What you came through on the bet and you started the bonding process? How? Why? What were you thinking?

-Felicity- It's a long and embarrassing story but I'll definitely tell you. That it wasn't my intention for things to go that far but master Hoo-Lan has a way of making things turn out worse and yet good depending on how you look at it. After all I always wanted a family but this is not how I intended for anything to happen. (She began to tell him the story.)

Setting 2 flashback

-Felicity- Man this Megga Doomer is coming along great I hope.. Ah man I really wish I had a visual aid for the chicken feet. Oh maybe I shouldn't make it have chicken feet no I like chickens. I thought they were cute and menacing looking when Hoo-Lan showed them to me. Of course the feet aren't the most difficult part making the machine invisible is going to be so hard. What kind of power source should I put on it a plug maybe batteries. Hopefully the person who is controlling it won't run out of batteries, because the cord won't be able to be very long.

-Hoo-Lan- Hello Felicity.

-Felicity- Ahh Hoo-Lan what are you doing here?

-Hoo-Lan- Um you of all people should know what I'm doing here.

-Felicity- (she laughed awkwardly as he glared at her.) Um you know Hoo-Lan your kind of glaring at me which is making it very hard to draw.

-Hoo-Lan- I know that is the point. You need to listen to me dare it. Do you know what you put me through this past couple weeks by not honoring your commitment?

-Felicity-Not really and I have a very hard time drawing when people are looking over my shoulders.

-Hoo-Lan-That's because you need to be looking at me. (He took her blue prints.)

-Flecity- Hey give those back.

-Hoo-Lan- Tell Oliver and I will.

-Felicity- I can't tell Oliy what if he doesn't like me?

-Hoo-Lan- That is the biggest load of plooka I have ever heard. He has liked you since the day he met you your are just nervously making excuses.

-Felicity- I'm not nervous I just don't have time. And besides I don't see what the big deal is what's Miamoto done now?

-Hoo-Lan- He has been treating Sapphire like a royal instead of like his friend all because he saw Doom kiss Sapphire.

-Felicity- Uw gross really? Maybe I should honor my contract but then again I really do need to get back to work.(SHe took her drawing.)

-Hoo-Lan- Oh work smirk darn it listen to me you thick packed Irken you're worse than your brother. (They began to have a tug-of-war fight over the drawing)

-Felicity- No I'm not and this is mine. (They ripped it.) Ahh Hoo-Lan do you realize how long it took me to design that?

-Hoo-Lan- Not as long as it's taking me to convince you and Miamoto to get back to making since. I have never been so angry. Now go in there and talk to Oliver for Sapphire's sake.

- Felicity- I guess you're right I mean I don't want Miamoto to treat Sapphire badly she's been a great friend to me.

-Hoo-Lan- Exactly now you're finally listening to me,

-Felicity- Then again maybe I shouldn't

- Oliver- Felicity

- Felicity-Oh no Hoo-Lan that's Oliver he's coming you have to hide. (She shoved him underneath the table but when she did that he accidentally grabbed her glove and pulled it off of her)

-Hoo-Lan- What uff Ow... What the Felicity's glove. Oh no this cannot be good.

-Oliver- Hello Felicity. I now you're working really hard and... Felicity why is your schematic ripped?

-Felicity- Oh hahah that well it wasn't a good sketch. Yes that is exactly the reason why.

-Hoo-Lan-So not.

-Oliver- Did you hear something?

-Felicity- No no I heard nothing um Oliver you're just being distracted. Um maybe some people should learn to keep their mouth shut. (She kicked Hoo-Lan under the table.) So um what do you want to talk to me about?

-Oliver- Well um I ah... There's um

-Felicity- You know Oliver there's something I need to tell you too.

-Oliver- Maybe we should say what we want to say to each other at the same time. You see I...

-Oliver and Felicity- I love you. You Do?

-Oliver- Of course I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. You're so beautiful and smart and your ideas are incredible.

-Felicity- Oh thank you Oliver and you're brave strong and you've always been there for me.

-Oliver- Oh I'm so glad that you love me back in fact this is what I've been working on.

-Felicity- (he took out a beautiful ring.) Huh Oliver yes of course I'll marry you.(she kissed him)

-Hoo-Lan- Yah-Hoo! (He grew so big that he broke the roof.)

-Felicity- Hoo-Lan you've broken the ceiling. Why does everybody insist on giving our offices skylights?

-Hoo-Lan- I'm sorry but this is something I have been waiting far too long for.

-Oliver- Oh um Master Hoo-Lan you must be careful. (Debris started to fall because Hoo-Lan was too big.) Felicity look out. (Oliver pushed her out of the way of falling debris and landed on top of her.)

-Felicity- Oh thank you Oliver. But, um Oliver... My glove is off. (She said realizing that she just touched his bare skin with out her glove on.)

-Oliver- Huh.

-Felicity- Master Hoo-Lan how did this happen, why are you holding my glove?

-Hoo-Lan- When you tried to hide me so fiercely I was holding onto your hand and I took your glove off by accident.

-Felicity- Oh no wait this means we're gonna faint in... (they both fainted)

Setting 3 Back at the Utopian Castle

-Miamoto- Wow I'm going to be an uncle.

-Felicity- You would be so much more if you would just tell Sapphire the truth.

-Miamoto- I can't tell her the truth now Felicity. I must protect you even more I don't want to hurt your smeets.

-Felicity- Ugh my smeets are going to be fine. It's you who needs to stop being an idiot. Sapphire deserves the truth.

-Miamoto- But, what if she doesn't like me back?

-Felicity- You'll never know till you tell her. Come on Miamoto please. I came through on my end of the deal now it's your turn. And you're lucky that I convinced master Hoo-Lan to let me come first. But he told me and I quote if I don't knock some sense back into that thick pack of yours then he's going to come down here and rip off your antennae.

-Miamoto- Um Felicity your growing really tall again. (He said backing away from Felicity who was becoming a giant.)

-Felicity-I don't care I'm gonna make you cooperate now get back here. (She began to chase him.)

-Miamoto- Felicity you're going to break something.

-Felicity- Yeah I know I'm going to break you if you don't cooperate. Now come back here. (She hit the ceiling then fell backward returning back to normal size.) Uff

-Miamoto- Felicity are you okay?

-Felicity- Ha...

-Miamoto- Really indestructible Irken handcuffs. Why?

-Felicity- Because it's the only way to make you cooperate. Now come on we're gonna find Sapphire and you're gonna tell her the truth. You honor your bets don't you?

-Miamoto- Yes but, oh talk about having a larger than life problem.

Setting 4 back with Sapphire

-Sapphire- (She was crying.) Oh Pyro what did I do to deserve this? He's talking like my guards I hate it. I thought that Miamoto was my friend, but he's completely changed.

-Doom- Hello Sapphire.

-Sapphire- Oh Doom what are you doing here?

-Doom-I came here to speak with your mother but Sapphire why are you crying?

-Sapphire- I'm not crying it's the light from Pyro it hurts my eyes.

-Pyro- Meow?

-Doom- Couldn't have said it better myself Pyro. Come now Sapphire you know you can't keep secrets from me.

-Sapphire- Oh Doom... (She hugged Doom embracing him in her saddened state.) It's Miamoto he's become such a jerk. He won't train me anymore. He keeps calling me Your Highness which I hate. And worse of all he told me to stop working on my swords. Doesn't he care about how much I need to protect the Empire?

-Doom- Oh Sapphire I'm so sorry he's acting this way. No wonder he won't come into the training room anymore.

-Sapphire- And I thought it was just because he want to meditate. Do you think it's something I did Doom?

-Doom- No you could never do anything wrong Sapphire.

-Sapphire- Then why is he acting this way?

-Doom- Who knows Miamoto always been a unique Irken.

-Sapphire- That's no excuse. He needs to stop this. I thought he was my friend but he wouldn't even try out the sword I made him. And I worked so hard on it.

-Doom- Well that's terrible. Maybe you should give me the sword.

-Sapphire- No I made that sword especially for Miamoto and I wouldn't give it to anybody else. Even if he is acting this way. And besides you already got your sword and at least you are appreciative of it. Unlike certain people who are being complete and utter DEFECTIVES! (She blasted the vase of her hand beams in anger.)

-Doom- Oh Sapphire do not be angry with Miamoto he's trying and I'm sure he's just confused.

-Sapphire-Confused about what he's completely changed. And I don't like it.

-Doom- Then Forget about Miamoto if he makes you feel unhappy.

-Sapphire- I can't forget about him Doom he's my friend. And if he would just tell me what's wrong with him I'd help him.

-Doom- Now you see that's what I like about you you're always looking out for others including me. No one ever looks out for me as much as you do. And thanks to your sword I've been able to destroy all of the dark Knight siren conch shells. Although there were some casualties. During one of our battles an Irken and Utopian died. I think their names were Damon and Elena.

-Sapphire- Oh no. See this is exactly why I need to get back to training. But no some thick Paked idiot won't train me.

-Doom- Don't worry I will continue training you Sapphire.

-Sapphire- But I benefit better when I learn two different styles. Maybe I should consider letting Oliver or Hoo-Lan train me after all he did train you.

-Doom- Yeah well Hoo-Lan's training methods can be a bit over eccentric sometimes and they might not work for you.

-Sapphire- Better than just working with one person no offense Doom.

-Doom- None taken I understand you want to learn as much is you can.

-Sapphire- I'm just so angry at Miamoto for doing this to me it's like he's avoiding something.

-Doom- You now Sapphire he's not the only one who's avoiding something you are as well. We still haven't discussed what happened at the wedding.

-Sapphire- Oh you mean the kiss.

-Doom- Yes.

-Sapphire- Oh well Doom I um well ahh...

-Raven- Your highness Your Highness. (She and Ray ran up to Sapphire and Doom.)

-Sapphire- Oh hello Raven what's wrong?

-Raven- Well I um should I really tell her Ray?

-Ray- Yes you should we can't find the Wisest so we have to tell the Princess. And don't ever question me again you stupid slave. (He hit her.)

-Sapphire- Hey Ray quit mistreating Raven. What is it Raven?

-Raven- Well there is a dark night attack going on right now and it's on innocence smeetlings.

-Sapphire- What? No that's impossible dark nights never attack during the day.

-Raven- They're getting desperate according to my vision it's because of the fact that Doom destroyed all of the conch shells. And if we don't act soon Your Highness they could all die some of them have already departed from this universe. And the survivors are badly injured. (She tried to see more of the vision but it hurt her.) Ow it hurts.

-Sapphire- Raven do not strain yourself if you force the visions they may do terrible damage to you.

- Raven- They hurt me no matter what Your Highness and this needs to be said. There are basically five young smeet in danger right now.

-Sapphire- Don't worry I'll send out the troops right away.

-Ray- No your majesty the guards will only go to their deaths these dark nights are the same ones that killed Valur.

-Sapphire- Huh those vile demons that slaughtered my mentor and friend are still alive. And they're attacking innocent smeetlings.

-Ray- Calm down your highness.

-Sapphire- Don't tell me to calm down Ray this is personal. I must seek my revenge against these stains on the universe. (She teleport there.)

-Miamoto- Your Highness wait. Doom where's Sapphire going? (As he said that Felicity removed his handcuffs.)

-Doom-Because Ray had to light the fuse of revenge by telling Sapphire that the very same dark nights that killed Valur are devouring smeets she ran off to go fight them.

- Miamoto- Ray what were you thinking? (He said grabbing Ray.)

-Ray-Hey what do you want from me? How was I supposed to know the princes had ties with a stupid Scratsian.

-Doom- Put Ray down Miamoto it's not his fault.

-Miamoto- You're right Doom it's mine I shouldn't have pushed Sapphire away. Maybe if I hadn't then she wouldn't have run off to go fight dark nights on her own. We have to find her before the wisest finds out.

- Emerald- My daughter going up against dark knight. On her own. How did this happen Miamoto where were you?

-Miamoto- Well I ah...

- Felicity - He was talking to me my wisest.

- Emerald - Then it's your fault.

-Miamoto- No no no my wisest it wasn't Felicity's fault I left my post and I shouldn't have done that.

- Emerald- No you shouldn't have. Guards! (The guards came and grabbed Miamoto.)

-Miamoto- My wisest what are you doing?

-Emerald- You have failed in your duties Miamoto. Because of you my daughter's going up against dark nights and there's no way that she's going to survive this.

-Miamoto- But my wisest please let me atone for my actions and go after Sapphire.

-Emerald- You've done enough. And if my daughter dies you will be depakafied and the Ardissians will all perish.

-Miamoto- But you can't take your anger out on the Ardissians for my mistake.

-Emerald- Hoo-Lan is the one who sent you to me, and he is the one who trained you so he must answer for your actions. I'm sorry but my mind is made up.

-Miamoto- Please my wisest don't do this you'll be going against your contract with the Ardissian.

-Emerald- That is why I said if. Now I must find someone to help save Sapphire I can't risk sending anyone from the Empire too me lives have been lost already.

-Doom- I'll go save Sapphire Emerald.

-Emerald- Oh thank you Doom. And I will go call Hoo-Lan he must know of his student's failure.

-Miamoto- Please my wisest don't do this.

-Emerald- Silence defective I don't want to hear your excuses. (She left in rage and sorrow.)

-Miamoto- What have I done Felicity?

-Felicity- It's going to be okay Miamoto Doom will find Sapphire.

-Doom- Not on my own I won't. Guards release him.

-Guard 1- Sorry King Doom but we can't do that the wisest told us...

-Doom- Yes of cores the Wisest told you to keep an eye on him. I understand that however I don't think that you understand how important that we rescue Sapphire right now. After all we've had enough innocent casualties recently wouldn't you agree? (He says talking out his swords.)

-Gaurd1- Ah yes sir please don't kill us. (They let go very much afraid of Doom.)

-Miamoto- What are you doing Doom?

-Doom- I'm not going after Sapphire alone Miamoto.

w-Miamoto- Really you'll let me come with you? Thank you Doom.

-Felicity- Wait Miamoto you can't go. You'll be going up against fangasoroushexes and dark knights. We lost mom and dad to them I don't want to lose you too.

-Miamoto- Hey Felicity I'm a survivor I'll come back.

-Felicity- But what if you don't.

-Miamoto- Would I leave you alone in the universe?

-Felicity- No you promised me you wouldn't the night that you save me.

-Miamoto- Exactly why you know that I'm going to come back.

-Felicity- (She hugged him.) You'd better come back.

-Miamoto- I will and besides if I don't go who knows what will happen to Sapphire. And this is all my fault that she's in the predicament and while I'm gone you must try and convince the wisest not to conquer Ardis please. For Master Hoo-Lan's sack.

-Felicity- I will do my best.

-Doom- You ready to go Miamoto?

-Miamoto- You know it Doom let's go save Sapphire. (They all ran off.)

-Amethyst- Yes now we get to find out what happen. No more evil cliffhanger because someone had to be funny.

-Crystal- Hahah sorry Amethyst but that was just too priceless.

-Amethyst- Ugh just do your thing mom.

/*-Crystal- As you wish. (She opened up another portal and they went through it.)