-Me- Yeah finally another chapter after I don't know how long. This chapter took forever and I don't even want to think about how hard the next one is going to be. Anyway enjoy and I don't own Invader Zim or the song in here. I SO WISH I DID THOUGH!

Setting 1 Computer Room

Dib's E-mail

Dear Agent Dark Booty,

I know it's been a while since I last e-mailed you, but things have been kind of depressing over here. Everybody is worried that we're not going to make it in time. Will has confided in me that his mark is almost completely black. He does not want Rachel or Paige to find out. His concern for his sister's feelings makes me wonder how Gaz and Dad are doing. I wonder if I'm ever going to see them again. I hate to say this, but I'm even a little scared that we're not going to win. Also if anybody dies before this mission is complete then the victory will be for nothing. I hope Gretchen is alright. She is my girlfriend and I hate that I can't help her right now. Why! Every minute we waste flying to Sacrida is another minute that Victoria could hurt her, and Gretchen and Will are running out of time. And I can't stand this waiting and worrying. AHH! Also I hate to say it, but I am even a little worried about Amethyst. I mean I know she's evil, but after hearing how she gave up her freedom for Paige and Rachel's lives. I guess that she is not as bad as her stupid father. Who is a complete and total idiot for setting up this link for me. I mean come on what was Zim thinking? I've already taken ten pictures of him out of his disguise and sent them all to you. So basically when we get back to Earth the Earth will be saved, and everybody will see that I was right all along. Another reason why we have to win today. Also I can't wait to make Victoria pay for turning me into this. I never thought I would hate someone more than Zim, but I guess I was wrong. I can't wait to get my old body back. And ahosduafljhaogoijuhoa...

-Dib- Gir what are you doing? (He said looking at Gir who had just jumped on to the keyboard.)

-Gir- Typing with butt. (He said hoping up and down.)

-Dib- Well shoo...

-Gir- O.k. (He left.)

-Dib- "Sign" Where was I...

-Gir- BIG HEAD! (He jumped on top of Dib's head.)

-Dib- AHH! GET OFF!

-Gir- WEE! (Gir jumped on to Dib's back and started riding him like a horsy.) BIG HEAD RIDE BIG HEAD RIDE WEE!

-Dib- NO! (Gir would not get off no matter what Dib did. Then he saw Zim walking bye.) Zim would you tell your insane robot to LEAVE ME ALONE!

-Zim- Why is he bothering you?

-Dib- Oh my oh my gosh are you really doing this right now. YES!

-Zim- Good work Gir.

-Dib- That's it. (He was about to attack Zim...)

-Shadow- Ah guys what are you doing? (He said seeing Gir on top of Dib and Dib wanting to hurt Zim.)

-Zim and Dib- Nothing.

-Shadow- O.K. Julie wants to see everybody in the briefing room in five minutes.

-Gir- YEAH FUNNY WORD! (He said as he ran off of Dib and passed Shadow. Shadow just watched Gir leaven then shook his head.)

-Shadow- Is he always insane?

-Zim- You get used to it.

-Shadow- Whatever. (He said as he left.)

-Dib- Well I hope you're happy Zim. Because, thanks to your stupid insane robot I didn't get to finish my e-mail. (He said as he closed his lab top.)

-Zim- I am, Earth Scum.

-Dib- Whatever. (He said as he left in a huff.)

-Zim- Hahaha! What a stupid human.

-Mini Moose- (He had just flown in and he heard what Zim said. So he said.) Meep?

-Zim- Oh yah sorry I forgot to tell you Mini Moose. But, that link I gave the Dib stink is a fake. Which means that none of his e-mails have even made it to his Swollen Meatball whatever net. Hahahaha!

-Mini Moose- Meep.

-Zim- What do you mean taking it too far? I still have to destroy his planet when we get back.

-Mini Moose- Meep.

-Zim- Do not question Zim! Now come on Mini Moose let's go kick some Matrixsys' Butt!

Setting 2 The Briefing Room

Everybody was in the briefing room. They were all gathered around this table that had a big hole in it and in the center of the hole was an advanced hologram.

-Julie- Alright you guys now this is a holographic image of planet Sacrida. Now I've only been to this planet once, and that was on the one and only Irken exploration of the planet. Now the planet is very unstable, but luckily for us the air is breathable. The only elevated area is where we're headed in the center of the planet is a giant Plato. Now last night I had a vision of what Doom needs Gretchen and Amethyst for. Don't ask me how it was just a stork of luck and I never saw the ending. Gir woke me up before I could.

-Dib- Is it just me or is he acting more insane then usual? (Gir is flying upside down right beside Dib.)

-Julie- Not sure. Anyway there is a small cave right here. Now somewhere near the cave is a place for Gretchen or Will to put their cursed hand on and the door will open. The path will lead us to the top where the second and final door awaits us. After that Doom plans to present Amethyst and Scourge to the last door like the good and the evil in the legend. Now I am not going to sugar code this guys if Doom gets the 2nd door opened and absorbs that power then we're all doomed no pun intended. But, thankfully Doom cannot do the 2nd summoning until 13 o'clock.

-Dib- 13 o'clock?

-Julie- The planet has a very weird time zone O.k.! Are you done with your commentary Dib.

-Dib- Depends.

-Julie- Ugh anyway It will take 4 minutes to absorb all the power. So if Amethyst can stop the absorption with the sword by slicing the beam. Then maybe there is a chance that she can beat him with half of the power. Of course even half of the power along with one of his evil canons can destroy a whole planet. So we have to hurry.

One more thing I know we all want to destroy Doom and Scourge but only Amethyst can deliver the final killing blow. If she does not then she will die. So our job is to hold them down and weaken them. But we don't have to worry because I know she can do it.

Are there any more questions?

-Dib- Yah why don't we just land on top of the plato?

-Julie- Because, the planet might go...

-Gir- (He stuck his head throw the hole in the table and said.) BOOM! FUNNY HAT FUNNY HAT FUNNY HAT! YEAH!

-Zim- Gir get out of there!

-Gir- OKIE-DOKIE WEE! (He said as he flew out of the room.)

-Julie- Yes well on that note let's do this thing and may good luck go with us.

Setting 3 Sacrida

-Paige- Come on you guys we have to hurry.

-Will- Ah Paige you do realize that... (But, she was already too high up for her to hear Will.) Huh I guess her urge to save her friends is making her forget her fears.

-Julie- Alright guys lets...

-Paige- AHH! (She was falling.)

-Will- No Paige. (Rachel quickly transformed and caught Paige just in time.)

-Paige- Thanks Rachel

-Victoria- (She was on one of the edges of the plato laughing.) Hahaha! Aw what happened did idiot Paige loose her grip?

-Paige- You jerk. I didn't lose my grip you through a fire ball at me!

-Victoria- Oh yah. HAHAH! Nice shot right. HAHAHA!

-Dib- Victoria where is Gretchen?

-Zim- And Amethyst?

-Victoria- They're fulfilling their task, but don't worry. I'll be sure to bring you all their corps when we're done with them. HAHAHA!

-Dib- No I won't let that happen. Victoria come down here and face me.

-Victoria- Believe me Dib I would love to, but unfortunately I'm not the one calling the shots around here. But, Doom did want me to give you this. (She said holding up a present.)

-Dib- Oh come on not another dark ball. Be more original Victoria.

-Victoria- For your information big head. We ran out of those things. So enjoy and Dib don't die, because I want to kill you myself. As for the rest of you SO LONG SUCKERS! (She said as she threw it to the ground and left.)

-Julie- Run. (Everybody ran except for Gir who caught the present.)

-Gir- UW PRESENT!

-Shadow- Why did they wrap it up?

-Zim- Who cares Gir don't open it.

-Gir- PRETTY STRING MUST OPEN! (He said as he pulled it open.)

-Everybody- NO!

-Gir- (The present opened and Diva hoped out.) AW CUTE PINK THING CUTE PINK THING! YEAH! (He flew off.) WEE!

-Dib- O.k. why would Victoria send something so cute and small to attack us?

-Paige- Ah Dib you might want to get away from that thing.

-Dib- (He turned around and noticed that everybody was staying away from the creature.) Oh come on guys you're not fooling anybody.

-Paige- Dib really you need to run.

-Dib- Yah right why should I? (Just then the creature drooled on Dib.) Uw what the?

-Paige- Look out. (Dib looked behind him and saw that Diva had turned into the big three headed dog thing.)

-Dib- Oh... AHH! (He screamed as the creature blew fire at him. He ran for his life.) You know, you could have tried telling me what was going on.

-Paige- I tried dumb ass.

-Will- Ah Dib your jacket is on fire.

-Dib- What? AHH! (He started running around and around.) PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT! (Gir throws a water balloon at Dib.)

-Zim- HAHAHAHA!

-Dib- One this had better be water and two it's not funny ZIM!

-Zim- Yes it is. HAHAHA!

-Dib- Grr that monster is gonna pay. (He said as he formed an ice sword in his hand and ran at the monster.)

-Random Music- You fight me, flat on my lonely face I fell.

Finding in the end I live well.

In light of the life that I have found,

It's coming down.

I don't know what isn't real,

But it's easy

To beat me.

-Dib- (He fought well and then after only a couple minutes of fighting he stabbed the creature and turned it completely to ice.)

-Will- Wait ago Dib.

-Zim- I could of done that.

-Shadow- That was way too easy. (Then as if the creature had heard what Shadow said it broke free of its icy prison and went on a rampage right at our heroes. They had to run for their lives.)

-Random Music- (Suck it in)

Life is sink or swim.

Love is blinding, no surviving.

I don't know what I want to be yet.

But I can show that I need to see this.

-Shadow- See I told you that that was way too easy.

-Dib- Then you think of something.

-Shadow- Fine come on Sis. (Both he and Rachel transformed and started firing different kinds of blast out of their mouths at the creature, but nothing worked. In fact some of the blasts just bounced off of the creature and at our heroes.)

-Random Music- No time for lies and empty fights.

I'm on your side.

Can we live a life of peace and happiness?

I don't think so.

No denying I am scared to lose the things I love.

I'm in control.

-Will- (He tried to blast Diva with his heat beam eyes.) Take that. (But, nothing worked. Tak, Zim, and Julie tried to fight the creature with their laser sword but they just kept getting hurt.)

-Gir- Uw tail. (He touched Diva's tail and she flung Gir against the plato.) WEE! AGAIN! AGAIN! (He ran up to the tail again and the same thing happened.) WEE! AGAIN! AGAIN! (He continued to do this five or six more times.)

-Kierra- Gir quit it you're only hurting yourself.

-Mimi- Keep going Gir now one likes a quitter.

-Random Music- This is how, this is how it's going to end.

This is how, this is how it's going to end.

End

-Julie- Come on Julie you can do this. Zim is right this power is mine and I will use it to help my family win.

-Zim- Yes that is Zim's girlfriend.

-Tak- Girlfriend what when did that happen?

-Will- Better late than never if you ask me. (Dib's moth is open wide.)

-Paige- Wait a go you two. (Rachel and Shadow are agreeing with her.)

-Tak- You are all nuts.

-Julie- Nope he is just right for me. (She kissed Zim.)

-Gir- Aww. (Kierra approves.)

-Dib- Good grief. Guys shouldn't we get back to the fighting?

-Tak- Yah before I barf.

-Julie- I think your just jealous Tak. But you are right for once, that monster needs to pay.

Setting 4 The Near the Cave

The villains had Amethyst and Gretchen near the first door. Doom was looking for the spot that Julie was talking about.

-Amethyst- (Her hands were cuffed together at the front and attached to the cuffs was a chain that Scourge was holding. Silvia was holding Gretchen's hands behind her back.) What was that?

-Silvia- (Victoria just ran up to them.) Sounds like you did something right for once Victoria.

-Victoria- Whatever. So how is the summoning coming?

-Doom- Hahaha here it is. Come here human. (He said grabbing Gretchen from Silvia.)

-Amethyst- What are you going to do to her?

-Doom- Nothing much. (He said as he placed Gretchen's hand on the spot.)

-Gretchen- AHHH!

-Random Music- Everyone is waiting here for everyone.

Leave me alone.

-Amethyst- Gretchen. (The door opened and Doom took Gretchen's hand off of the spot.)

-Doom- Yes the first door is opened.

-Victoria- Master does that mean...

-Doom- Yes yes you can do whatever you like with the human, she is of no use to me now.

-Victoria- Yes. Come on Gretchen. (She said as she grabbed Gretchen.) I'm gonna kill you in front of Dib. I can't wait to see the look on his stupid face.

-Amethyst- No Gretchen.

-Silvia- Than I guess I had better go kill what is left of Zim. (She said as she left.)

-Amethyst- No let me go. (She bit Scourge's hand.)

-Scourge- OW! (She scratched Amethyst on the arm. Then Amethyst quickly rubbed her blood on the marker and luckily her captors didn't see anything. She just continued to struggle.) Struggle all you want Amethyst it's no use. But, don't worry you'll soon be joining your pathetic friends and family when you're all DEAD! HAHAHA! Now come on. (She pulled Amethyst into the cave and Jess, Wrath, and Razer followed them. Zack and Fang had left with Silvia and Alexes was with Victoria.)

Setting 5 Back With Our Heroes.

Our heroes continued to try and beat Diva, but no matter what they did she would not die or even bleed for that matter.

-Random Music- This is how, this is how it's going to end.

This is how, this is how it's going to end.

-Will- This is impossible nothing is working.

-Paige- I've got an idea just keep her busy. (They all continued to distract Diva while Paige worked on her plan.)

-Random Music- This is how, this is how it's going to end.

(No)

-Will- Paige anytime now. (Just then Paige grew a giant vinous-fly trap.)

-Paige- Let's see it handle that. (Diva fought the planet, and it looked like the plant might win. Then Diva ate the plant.)

-Paige- WHAT?

-Shadow- You were saying?

-Paige- Well at least now it won't be hungry.

Just then diva tried to eat Paige.

-Will- Paige look out. (He shoved his sister out of the way and go eaten himself.)

-Paige and Rachel- WILL!

-Shadow- Oh no nobody messes with my dork except me and maybe his sister. (He turned his hand into a sword and flew up to the monster and cut it's head off. The head went flying and Will landed on the ground.)

-Random Music- This is how,this is how it's going to end.

-Rachel and Paige- Will (They were about to go hug him, but he was cover in icky green goo.) Uw!

-Will- Uww this is so gross.

-Gir- WATER FIGHT! (He throws water balloons at all of them.)

-Will- Thanks Gir and Shadow I think. Let's never mention this again.

-Everyone- Right.

-Shadow- That was still way too easy.

-Will- EASY I GOT EATEN? (Just then Diva's head floated back on to her body and she got back up!)

-Everybody- AHH!

-Julie- QUICK RUN INTO THAT CAVE! (They all ran for their lives.)

-Random Music- This is how, this is how it's going to end. NO! This is how, this is how it's going to end.

-Julie- This is impossible. (She said as they all cached their breaths.) No creature is this durable unless they drink the invincibility potion.

-Paige- Maybe that is what Doom took from Ray's lair.

-Julie- Oh no that's it we've lost. Even if I transform huge she will still come back stronger.

-Paige- No this can't be happening. This means that Doom took that potion too.

-Zim- Don't be stupid human Matrixsys can't drink invincibility potions it is deadly to them. Dah! And yet this all seems so familiar.

-Tak- Dah of course it seems familiar we lost again. Ahh why do we keep losing people?

-Dib- No this can't be it. Come on you guys we can't just give up now. The universe is counting on us. I did not get turned into this, fly half way around the universe, attack my friends, and have my girlfriend stolen from me to give up now. We've come too far to quit now and...

-Gir- PRETTY BUTTONS! (He said as he jumped on Julie and started touching her Pak!)

-Julie- AHH!

-Zim- (He grabbed Gir off of Julie) GIR HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH PAKS AND... THAT'S IT! IT'S A SITSOO!

-Dib- Ah what?

-Zim- It's a rare creature that has a Pak on it's back and a switch inside that Pak that can turn it either good or bad. So all we have to do is flip the switch and the Sitsoo will leave us alone. I'm a genius. It's fool proof.

-Tak- No it's not, because it was thought up by a fool. How do you know so much about this creature?

-Zim- Dah I was going to use a giant one to destroy the Earth, but since my whole Peepee plan didn't work out that well I decided not to.

-Shadow- What's a Peepee?

-Dib- Giant Hamster.

-Shadow- Oh what's a Hamster?

-Zim- Do not interrupt ZIM!

-Tak- Actually do, because there is no way that a plan from that tiny thing you call a brain would ever save us.

-Zim- How dare you. I defeated you once and I can do it again.

-Tak- You only won, because you had help.

-Julie- GUYS ENOUGH! Now look Tak I just looked up a Sitsoo on my creature identifier and everything Zim just said is true.

-Zim- Ha in your face that's one point Zim no point for looser Tak! Hahaha! (He stuck his tough out at Tak and she stepped on his foot.)

-Zim- Ow!

-Julie- Guys calm down there's something I don't get. There is nothing in here that says a sitsoo can turn into that. Ray must have tampered with it.

-Zim- Who cares my plan rules, because I rule. Woo ZIM ROCKS!

-Tak- No you don't, because we still need someone to do the plan. Dah!

-Zim- Shadow can do it.

-Shadow- What no I don't want to get eaten like Will.

-Will- I said DON'T EVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN! I'm going to have nightmares about the inside of that creature for the rest of my life. Uw!

-Shadow- Exactly and besides it will see me. We need to send someone smaller like Thistle.

-Dib- What no. Drago told me to take good care of Thistle not to send him to his death.

-Shadow- Look dragons are very good at surviving even little ones. Also it's either him or you.

-Zim- No the monster will see the Dib stink gargantuan head.

-Dib- I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL IT THAT AGAIN!

-Shadow- Calm down Dib. Forget what Zim just said no matter how true it is.

-Dib- What?

-Shadow- Nothing anyway what do you say? Look Thistle even wants to do it. (Dib looked at Thistle who looked excited to get the chance to help out.)

-Dib- O.k.

-Saphira- Good and I'll go with him.

-Will and Shadow- No!

-Will- Saphira if you get hurt then Rachel will get hurt and...

-Saphira- Don't worry Will I have lived with my master long enough to know how to take care of myself.

-Will- Rachel you can't let her go.

-Rachel- Good luck Saphira.

-Will- First I get eaten and now this. What else could possibly go wrong?

-Rachel- Don't worry Will they'll be fine.

-Julie- Wait we still need a distraction.

-Zim- Haha who would be dumb enough to do that?

-Tak- Zim you are a total IDIOT!

-Zim- WHAT AH! (He ran at Tak, but then she tripped him and he rolled outside the cave to the monster's feet.) AHH! (He began to run for his life.) TAK YOU ARE SO GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!

-Saphira- Come on Thistle let's go. (She and Thistle flew off.)

-Julie- Tak that was really mean.

-Tak- Oh whatever it's your fault for falling for such a Defective.

-Julie- He is not a Defective the control brains said so. And just you wait some day you will fall for someone you think is a little odd. I guaranty it.

-Tak- Whatever.

-Zim- AHH! (He ran for his life while avoiding the multiple lightning strikes, ice beams, and fire blasts.)

-Saphira- Ah Zim do you think you could slow down?

-Zim- NO WAY RUNNING FOR MY WONDERFUL ZIM LIFE HERE!

-Dib- Now this is funny. Hahaha! Anybody want some popcorn. (Julie took the popcorn bag from Dib and poured it on his head.) Hey!

-Saphira- I got it.

-Julie- Yes.

-Zim- Yes! (He ran into the plato.) Ow fuck!

-Dib- Awesome!

-Tak- Ha, Defiantly. (She said as Dib gave her a high five. They all got out of the cave. Julie helps Zim get up while Tak giggles at him and then Zim pushed Tak into the mud.)

-Zim- HAHAHA! VICTORY FOR ZIM! HAHAHA!

-Tak- Uw just wait till I get my hands on you Zim! (She said chasing after him. Zim was already pretty high up though. So good luck with that Tak.)

-Julie- Tak wait save the anger for the enemy. (She climbed after them and everybody headed up.)

-Gir- Lalala AWW IT'S MY PINK FRIEND! (He picked up Diva and she licked him.) AWW! LOOK MIMI SHE LIKES ME!

-Mimi- That thing must be insane and it tried to eat us. In other words LEAVE IT GIR! (She said as she flew after her master.)

-Gir- O.k. I have to leave you Pinky! Bye! (He put Diva down, but she followed him.) No I go you stay! No follow. (She continued to follow him.) STAY! (He said in Duty mode. Then Diva gave him the puppy dog eyes and grabbed his foot and started crying.) AWW! OK COME ON! (He picked her up and She licked him then he put her on his head and flew off with her on his head.) WEE LOOKY I GOT A NEW HAT!

(Then Gir began to sing and dance la coocaracha with diva still on his head and he had Macarenas. He flew dance for a couple of minutes as happy as can be.

When Mimi saw Gir with Diva she just shook her head in disbelief.)

-Shadow- I don't think I will ever get used to that Sir unit.

-Julie- Come on you guys we only have an hour and fifteen minutes left.

-Me- Will our heroes make it in time? If they do survive Will Will ever get a good night's sleep after this experience.? I know I wouldn't, and what will become of Diva's love for Gir? Find out in the next chapter and check out my new drawings and review. Also until next time I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!