Yassen always knew he couldn't change fate-he had just been raised that way- what he hadn't known was how hard it was to change a diaper.
"Black, just take over. I don't do diapers!" Yassen called, a small chill running down his spine. It took a lot to get any reaction from him, but the smell of a dirty diaper was definitely that.
"Sir?" Black tilted his had as he watched Yassen collapsed on his bed. His posture and wince the early zines of an oncoming migraine. "Are you going to be alright?"
Yassen looked up at his 'goon'. He had been one of two-- dubbed Goon and Black-- and was technically his bodyguard. The two of them looked more like goons in Yassen's mind and even acted the part.
"No. Not really. Just take care of the diaper, it's killing my head." Yassen sat up, washing his hands he left the room to check on Alex.
Alex was sitting cross-legged in front of the television, watching arguably the least 'for boys' show he could. Full on pink glitter nuke, but Yassen couldn't complain. Alex was clearly enjoying himself, in awe of the dancing princess fairy.
"Hello Alex, what are you watching?" Yassen asked, sitting beside the young boy.
"Fairy Princess Ninja!" Alex smiled brightly throwing his arms out excitedly.
Fairy Princess, Yassen paused as he tried to wrap his mind around the concept. He could not for the life of him understand how such a pink fairy could ever master the ninjitsu-the art of not being seen.
"Its one of my favourite shows!" Alex went on with a smile. "Do you think I could learn how to be a fairy princess ninja?"
"I don't think we have a course on how to be a fairy, but I suppose you could be a ninja princess." Yassen shrugged. "Just no pink. Please."
"Oh but pink glitter is the best glitter. One time I accidentally knocked some and it got in Uncle Ian's eyes. He couldn't see for a week." Alex's voice was calm, a small whimper informing Yassen of his heartbreak.
"Alex, I..." Yassen trailed off with a small shake of his head. "No pink, purple I'm ok with. Pink is a bit much. Especially really bright pink. If you really want to be a ninja, you don't want to be seen. Pink is too eye-catching for that."
This seemed to calm the boy was he turned back to the television.
"Harry is..." Black trailed off as he smiled at the sight. Yassen -the big 'heartless' assassin- was cuddling with a giggling Alex pointing excitedly at his show. "I'll just get his room set up."
