"I am not a smart man. But I know what love is."
Jk lol I'm forever alone
Nekozawa rotated his head back to Haruhi in terror, letting out tiny whimpers. "Wh-wh…wha…?" Haruhi was pale, and almost completely frozen. The hall was nearly silent, apart from the whispers coming from the other students. Both Hikaru and Kaoru's jaws dropped to the floor. No words could explain what the four were feeling.
"Did you hear that? Nekozawa is Haruhi's older brother!" One boy told his friend
"Then why is it that Haruhi had to come here on scholarship?" The other whispered back.
"That's vile! They must have abandoned Haruhi when he was a child!" one girl hissed.
Nekozawa screeched at the top of his lungs- as loud as he does when Hikaru and Kaoru try to "kill" him, grabbing Haruhi by the arm, and sprinting back to the club room; leaving a trail of wind behind him. Everyone gasped at the sudden reaction from the rather quiet upper-classmen.
He sat her down on the tattered couch and slouched in his seat on the table, grabbing handfuls of the synthetic hair from his wig and tapping his foot anxiously. "Not good.. not good Umehito.."
"Sempai- I… I'm sorry… I didn't mean to.."
"No.. no it's fine. I'm sorry I reacted like that… So.. You… you remember everything?"
"I don't really know what-"
"And they all lived happily ever after. The end." The boy with the dark hood said. "Are you tired yet, Haruhi?" he looked at her.. Nekozawa looked at her.
"Neveerrr..Nii-chan.." She mumbled, cuddling with Dara-chan. She tried to keep her eyes open, but sleep overpowered her.
Haruhi dropped herself face down on the couch, grabbing the back of her head. "Go away now.. go away…" She tried rocking herself to calm down. "I'm sorry.. sempai.."
"Fujioka….san?" Nekozawa asked, getting up from the chair. He approached her, very cautiously "Fuji….o..ka…san…" he said much more quietly. "Haruhi?" He said, finally. More tears burned his eyes. Haruhi stopped moving. "Haru..hi…I-" He was interrupted by a rib-crushing hug from Haruhi, who started to sob in his shoulder.
"If-If you knew then you *sniff* sh-shouldn't have av-voided * sniff* me.. How-How come you nev-never even tried to.. tried to…" Her crying became much louder now, and anything she would have tried to say would have been lost inbetween sobs and giants struggles to catch her breath.
"I wonder what's going on in there," One girl asked. " Haruh-kun, Nekozawa-sempai, is everything alright?" She asked, knocking on the door gently.
"Oi, Kasumi. Give them their privacy." A boy groaned.
She rolled her eyes and ignored his comments after that. Suddenly, she started to hear soft crying inside of the room. She put her ear gracefully to the door. "It..It's Haruhi-kun! REEEENNGGEEEEE!" She cried, running back to the cafeteria.
"TOONOOOOO!" Hikaru and Kaoru yelled, running up to the second-year hall. They ran so wild, their arms flailing about, the two of them stumbling so much. They got to the 2-A classroom, and opened the door fiercely. "Tono!" They cried
"What are the two of you doing, causing such a ruckus so early in the afternoon?" Kyouya said blankly, walking past the two of them into the hall.
"Kyouya-sempai, we really need to talk to Tono."
"Tamaki already made his way to the cafeteria, where all 1st years should be right about now." He said again, this time making eye contact
Kaoru and Hikaru's jaws dropped "What! We were just there a few minutes ago?"
"What is so important that it can't wait until the end of the day?"
"Nekozawa-sempai is Haruhi's older brother! We heard her call out "Onii-chan" to him!"
Kyouya turned around, and walked away. "I'm surrounded by idiots." He cursed under his breath. "The two of you, tell me how that goes. I'll be in the courtyard, I think I've lost my appetite."
Hikaru and Kaoru stood there, awestruck. How could there really have been no reaction? They looked at each other, then gasped "Tono!", and began their marathon again. They finally found his in the cafeteria, wooing a few girls.
"..and so, there I was. Of course, I wasn't just going to leave the poor child as he was. Oh no, that would be cruel. I could see true potential in that young boy, and took him on as an apprentice. So you see, girls. The Host Club isn't a place to meet women, it's a place to build character. It's a place to help young fledglings, like Haruhi, find their way. It's a place to.. fall in love." He said charmingly, putting his arm around the shoulder of the girl to his right. The girls around him started squealing in delight, and the lucky girl he was trying to… er… woo began to blush.
"Amazing!"
"Tamaki-sama that was beautiful! I'll be sure to visit the Host Club after school!"
"Tono, we have something extremely serious to talk to you about." Kaoru said, grabbing his arm.
"I'm sorry ladies, this will only take a minute." Hikaru said, grinning nervously; and grabbed the other arm. They pulled him to the side harshly.
"Hikaru, Kaoru. What is so important while I'm in the middle of roman-"
"Nekozawa-sempai is Haruhi's older brother." The two of them told him. Tamaki froze, still smiling, but just stopped moving.
"Tono?" Karou asked. "Tonoooo?" he asked again, poking his side. The two of them continually poked his side, head, arms, back, and neck.
Deep, deep inside of Tamaki's brains, gears were stuck together. They struggled to move, something must have been stuck.
"Tono, why aren't you saying anything? Didn't you hear us?" Hikaru asked
"Nekozawa is Haruhi's older brother!" Kaoru said, a little louder. "Kasumi just hear her crying inside of his clubroom!" Those words echoed through Tamaki's ears.
Nekozawa..
Haruhi...
Onii-san...
Haruhi was crying... Wait, crying? Haruhi was crying!
The gears started to move again. Tamaki ran out of the cafeteria, screaming and crying waterfall tears of rage. "NEEEEEEKOOOOOOZAAAAAAWAAAAAAA!" He roared.
And so, Haruhi had begun to cry into Nekozawa's cloak. He just stood there, not knowing how to respond. He listened to her lecture him through sobs.
Ding.
Ding.
Ding.
BEEP.
Nekozawa let out the most horrifyingly loud screech of a sob, waterfalls and waterfalls of tears shooting out from his eyes. His crying was so fierce that when he tried to talk it sounded as if an insect had stung his lip. "I'm so sorry Haruhi I'll never leave you again I promise-I missed you so much and I could never talk to you because I didn't know how you'd react and I'm just so sorry I swear I didn't know how much you remembered but I promise that I'll be the best damn big bro-"
"HHAAAAAAA!" Tamaki hollered, ramming himself into the club door.
Have you guys seen thegradualreport's Cinnamon Challenge? oh my goodness he's like lululululuulul and then he's like bleh and it's like omg lawl.
