I bring to you the second chapter of My Existence Is A Contradiction (adopted version). Like I said in the first chapter the first 9 chapters are going to be the same. Chapter 10 is going to be the same with the changing at the end and chapter 11 is where I put my own twist into it. So let us begin.

Enjoy!

Naruto was sleeping silently as he moves around smiling, "Mm..."

A figure slowly appears in the room...a long arm started to reach towards Naruto's upper body...and gently shake his shoulder. "Master...Please wake up… It's time for the new school year." a feminine voice came.

Naruto slowly opens his eyes and sees a sixteen-year-old Haru standing beside his bed. Her attire was the same as it was six years ago when she first met him; a black suit with an extra-long tie like the one her brother has and a yellow skirt that was from Makoto's old outfits. She has natural begs under her eyes giving her a mature and calm look. Her body was that of a supermodel's but wasn't unhealthy skinny like them. Her curves had developed early and her breasts are definite C-cups, but she binds them with a sports tape to avoid attention from males, making it look like she has B-cups.

Naruto smiles as he gets up from the bed, "Thank you for waking me up as always Haru-chan."

The girl bows respectfully to her master, "Of course, now please wash up and head downstairs, I made breakfast. Yamato-onii-sama, Makoto, Fumi, and Otome are only waiting for you. Yamato-onii-sama told me that he has some good news concerning your school."

Naruto couldn't help but smile, he recently talked about having a small apartment near his new school that his mother had him enrolled before he was even born. He didn't know if his mother did it because she was expecting a girl to be born or if she had something else in mind. After many months of begging Yamato finally decided that it was time to let Naruto make his own choices concerning his life. It's a good thing too as Naruto was quite embarrassed when he found blueprints for a mansion and told Yamato not to get him or build anything crazy.

After putting his school clothes on, he went down to the dining room. When he got there, he saw the adults waiting for him to join them...well…except for Fumi as she already finished half of her food. She never did have much common sense when it came to manners… or people... when she wants to be. Yamato smiles at the blond teen, "Ah, Naruto! I see that your new school uniform fits well!"

Naruto's Kuoh academy clothes were average except for their size. They were larger than the average male size so they could provide more warmth to prevent Naruto from getting sick….and to hide his muscled body. Thanks to the energy of the Dragon Stream and another variable it gave, Naruto managed to build up a healthy body through exercises he did every day. He has medium sized but really muscled frame that doesn't slow him down at all as he made sure to build his muscles with both strength and speed in mind.

Naruto slightly coughs and uses his hand to cover it. When he removes his hand, and looks at it he sees black liquid stains on it and gains a small look of fear. Thankfully, Fumi was the first to react and threw her dinner roll at a blonde nurse sitting in front of her.

"OW!" the nurse exclaims.

Fumi points at Naruto who's using a napkin to wipe his hand. "Now..." she declares as Fumi drank her Miso flavored energy drink that many people are repulsed by.

The blonde rubs the spot on her head where the offending grain item hit her and then rushes to Naruto's side. This nurse was Otome Yanagiya, a young woman with dirty blond hair and light-yellow eyes. She wears a pink nurse uniform dress with a slightly open lab coat, white tights, white slippers, and she is seen carrying a white bag. She walks up to Naruto while grabbing a pillbox that has a strange white and black pill with a red strip on it.

Otome was chosen to be Naruto's personal doctor since her family consists of summoners that specialize in healing magic. Yamato, with the hacking skills of Fumi, managed to get in contact with her and gave her a great offer. She would be paid 5,000,000 yen every month, a free room in Hotsuin compound and made sure that her adopted daughter would be taken in a great private school near their home.

To Naruto she was like another big sister and got along great with Fumi and Makoto.

She grabs Naruto's glass of cherry juice from the table and gives him it with the pill, "Here, Naruto." It's only through her efforts that Naruto's health improved. By using her knowledge in healing magic, modern medical knowledge and Yamato's Dragon stream with his unlimited resources she created a drug that helps Naruto's 'condition' however, there are two notable flaws. He needs to take his medicine four times a day every two week and the third week he has to rest because his body needs to adjust to it.

Haru came wearing her Kuoh academy female uniform except she had her brother's black jacket when he was her age. She was pushing down the skirt, not used to having a smaller one that could flash others with just small gust of wind. But overall, her appearance will make any straight men drool, even Naruto's cheeks become a bit rosy at the sight of her. She sets herself next to her best friend.

She smiles as she and Naruto engage into a small talk. The silver haired girl laughs at Naruto's embarrass face of seeing his friend wearing feminine clothing. Haru remembers the day her feelings for her master changed from honor and business to loyalty and friendship.

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FLASHBACK

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Haru was in her bed with her cheeks burning red and a cold wet towel on her forehead. She came down with a high fever from training with her new abilities that her legal brother gave to Haru incase Naruto was ever in danger. She overexerted herself from training nonstop at midnights which caused her to lose sleep and made her body weak.

"*Huff* Forgive me mother *huff* for being weak. *Huff, huff*" she gasped out of her sore throat. She wanted to cry but she couldn't as devoted member of the Hotsuin main house. She didn't want to return to the life she had before...the laughs...the names...she was HARU HOTSUIN NOW!

She felt the towel on her head reach the same degree of heat as her body temperature. Haru felt too weak to moist it again or even give herself a sponge bath. Yamato went to Kyoto with Makoto on a business trip and Otome was buying supplies for her lord's medicine and snacks for her daughter along with Haru's, though the lavender eyed girl was certain that she never told her to do that. Fumi….was doing what whatever she usually does and quite frankly…. she didn't want to know what she does.

Before she can think anymore she saw the only person who is able to help enter her room...Naruto Uzumaki! She coughs once more and gasps out. "My lord *huff* why are you *huff* here? Shouldn't you *huff* be building those toys your uncle gave you?" she asks painfully.

Naruto frowned as he quickly went to her side and got the towel wet with cold water. "How can I have fun when my best friend is sick?" he places the cold towel back on and Haru felt a lot better now than when it was warm.

He grabs a type of ointment that heals soreness and gently rubs a small amount of the healing cream on Haru's neck. "I... lord Naruto, do not worry about me. I will be fine, please just- EEP!" she let out a feminine squeal when Naruto touched her cheek. Her eyes became comical swirls as she was embarrassed that her master was giving her such an affectionate gesture. She also was quite surprised when he smiled gently at her…was he...worried about her? The only person who ever cared for her wellbeing was her mother...but...

"You're still burning up, hold on, Otome made some rice porridge for you." he ran out of the room while Haru smiles at Naruto's sweet gestures. She felt more heat come to her cheeks but unlike the fever...it was more warm and fuzzy.

It wasn't long before Naruto came back with the light meal, "I'm back!" he opens the lid and shows Haru the food. There was a sweet smell to it and her stomach rumbled because of it, "Here... say aaah!" Naruto lifts the spoon towards the girl's mouth who complies with the order. Haru tastes the food and detected...

"White chocolate...my favorite." she looks at Naruto who smiles gently. He must have melted it in her bland food to add something sweet. "N-Naruto..." she blushes hard as her master continues to feed her more. After the meal, Naruto stayed by her side to watch over her until they both fell asleep.

Otome woke up her in the middle of the night to give her some medicine and tease her about Naruto sleeping on the same bed. Normally, Haru would have not been affected by this but at that moment she couldn't help but blush and stutter. When she went back to bed she asked Otome if Naruto could stay for the night. The kind doctor agreed and told Yamato that his sister and Naruto will sleep in her room.

The last thing she remembered before falling asleep was that she kissed Naruto lightly on the cheek and swore to stand by him no matter what.

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FLASHBACK END

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Haru smiles at that memory as she continues to watch Naruto with joy written on her face. From honor she originally worked for, now seems nothing compared to working for Naruto himself. She looks at her wristwatch and gasps when she notices how much time has passed, "Yamato-onii-sama! We need to leave now! School starts in twenty minutes!"

Yamato nods as the three women and Naruto start to leave. "Makoto, please be the one to drive today."

"Yes sir." Makoto answers with a calm tone. Everyone went to the Hotsuin limo and drove to Kuoh academy. Naruto smiles as he loved being driven by the limo as it was very still and there was enough room to take a nap and roll around.

He smiles at Haru who decided to make one last fifteenth check list of their supplies. He then looks at Yamato who had only changed a little in appearance in the last six years. He looks he's in his early twenties despite being much older. Naruto then finally looks at Makoto, Otome, and Fumi who were hired at ages of fourteen or fifteen and now are in their early twenties and look their age instead of being as youthful as Yamato.

Naruto is brought out of his observations when he felt the limo stop and Makoto open the door. They step out in front the school gate where many students were staring at them with wide eyes... oh right… the limo is very long, like twice as much as to a regular one.

"Hey, who are they?" a female student asks.

"Wow! Look at the hot girl! Oh man, another beauty has graced this school!" a male student says with waterfall tears in his eyes.

"Look at blond boy standing next to her...oooh he looks so dreamy!" a female voice could be heard.

"His baggy clothes and his face make him look both hot and cute!"

Yamato eyes twitches in annoyance when he sees at how fast Naruto fan club is building. "Fumi...get a team of my best assassins to watch over Naruto's home incase those women try something funny." he orders but sees that Fumi is already doing it. "Hmm...Remind me to get you a raise."

The limo leaves as Haru starts walking with the pride of the Hotsuin in her footsteps and Naruto walks besides her radiating an aura of kindness. While walking towards the main building, they felt two familiar presences. Haru took a step closer to Naruto while touching her chain that had a pentacle cross attached to it she had in her wrist. It glowed blue for a second before Haru nodded to herself after checking if it works...and it did.

She and Naruto arrive at classroom after few minutes and where now standing in front of their class, ready to introduce themselves. The teacher smiles at the new students she's happy to gain. She claps her hands together and smiles even wider to her class, "Welcome everyone! As you all have noticed we have two new students joining us. Haru Hotsuin and Naruto N. Uzumaki, please introduce yourselves!"

Haru lightly brushes off a bang of hair off her face, "My name is Haru Hotsuin, I like taiyaki, baths, and Naruto-sama. My dislikes are perverts, childish individuals, bitter foods, exhibitionists and the list goes on for a while. My dream is to become the future leader of my clan and to continue to work under Naruto-sama." she says with a voice filled with professionalism and honesty. Many females' eyes turn into stars after hearing her introduction while hearts appear in practically every male's eyes.

Naruto smiles as he steps up next, "My name is Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki. I like Haru-chan, Fumi, Otome, and Makoto along with sweets and ramen. I really don't have many dislikes except for control freaks, rapists, and racist people…. oh wait, and my condition that makes it easy for me to get sick. My dream is to live long as possible for my deceased parents and to help people in bettering their lives!" he smiles gently as every single girl in the classroom looks at him with blushed faces, some even had their eyes filled with both hearts and starts in them, Haru felt she could use that to her advantage if there ever was a need for it.

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LATER

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Naruto was tired as he took his third pill for the day, "I have to say, that I'm getting better thanks to this medicine, just wish the taste was a bit better." he lays his head down on the desk while Haru went to buy their lunches. Apparently, simple school bread is not good enough of a food for someone of Naruto's status and rushed to the cafeteria to buy ramen and fried chicken.

"Oi!" Naruto lifts his head sluggishly as he sees two boys walking towards him.

"Y-yes?" he asks when a bespectacled boy with black hair and a shaved head boy come up to his desk. "Oh, it's you two...the one with the glasses must be Motohama and you must be Matsuda, correct?"

"Oh, thank you for remembering our names." they both bow towards Naruto before realizing that they came here for a completely different reason. Motohama grabs Naruto large shirt and tries to intimidate him, "Listen up new kid, we don't like it how you can just waltz in here and get all the girls attention! Just because you're a pretty boy doesn't mean you can have it easy!"

"W-what? But this is not my intention! I just want to study here and make friends!" Naruto answered in a shaky voice. Normally he could break the kid's hand within few seconds but he doesn't want to create enemies on his first day at school. He saw them both lifting their arms in preparation to punch him however...

WHAM!

Two girls with shinais in their hands, whack the two jealous boys on the heads! "Hey, are you okay? We heard of those perverted idiots coming to this classroom but we didn't know that they were going to bully you!" a girl with pale peach colored hair says with concern in her voice.

Naruto shook his head, "It's quite alright. I really don't want to see any violence on my first school day so thanks for the save Katase-san and Murayama-san!"

The girl with brown hair that was tied with a red band smiles, "You already know our names?"

"Yup, I mean I have beautiful girls as classmates so the least I could do to show some respect to you is by remembering your names." both girls blush at the innocent compliment. "Oh, can you not tell Haru about what the two boys were about to do?"

"Too late, I heard it all!" Haru said with a stern voice as she held two trays of food, one for her master and one for herself. She gives Naruto his food with a sweet smile, grabs the knocked out perverted boys and then looks at the girls that did the deed, "Want to join in? I have some tips in how you can strike more fear into people like them." she offers and the two kendo girls took it.

Naruto smiles at how Haru easily made two friends..."I'm going to eat!" with that said he had a fun lunch… as did Haru after returning and having a strange look of being proud of herself.

By the end of the day, both Naruto and Haru gained quite big fanclubs. Haru's calm and professional attitude earned her the moniker 'Illusionary Goddess' since her presence to them was like a divinity and her smiles were almost nonexistent, like an illusion. Naruto was also considered to be top idol around the school. His baggy school uniform didn't dampen his looks; instead, to the girls it made him look super cute.

He and Haru were walking together towards the school gates as they saw Fumi waiting for them in front of the limo. "Hi you both, how was your first day at school?" Fumi asks while typing away on her laptop.

Haru smiles and nods, "Eventful, to say the least. What about you master?"

"It was fun!" he responded with an honest grin.

Yamato chuckles, "So I see...anyway, let's go to where you will be staying young lord. You will be happy to know that Haru will be also living with you."

Before they could ask what, he meant by that, Yamato clicks a button that ejects them both from their seats to the sidewalk. "Hmhm…...Fumi, once again you earn yourself a raise." They quickly drove away before the two teens could recover.

Naruto and Haru look at speeding away limo before they turn to look at their new home and they are pleasantly surprised with what they saw. "For once Yamato choose something both practical and not overly crazy." The place was a small Inn surrounded by nature with a small pond in the backyard. Naruto remembers that despite its size, the inn was quite famous before the owner closed it down after retiring from the business. "Come on! Let's see what it looks like inside!"

Yamato got everything set up perfectly. The house was completely fixed and cleaned up for the two teens. The kitchen had two refrigerators and they were fully stocked with food. The cooking utensils were all world class grade with fine china and expansive glasses. The living room was amazing as it had a plasma TV, every game console recently made with big hit games, gamer chairs and there even was a small build in library.

Naruto then checks his room and likes it immediately. It was master bedroom filled with books, art tools and plants from his old room back at the Hotsuin compound. He notices a photo frame on his new desk...it was Yamato's photo of when his parents were married. Naruto picks up the photo and smiles while a lone tear role down his cheek, "Thank you for everything, Yamato...thank you."

After changing into regular clothes, he went back to the kitchen where Haru was making dinner, "Naruto, it seems Yamato has a room for everything from relaxation to work at home offices. Hehe, I really like it, don't you?"

The sickly boy nods in agreement to his best friend, "Indeed...when I originally asked for an apartment I knew Yamato would secretly get me something else... but I have to say, this time he really knew what he was doing." he swallowed his final pill of the day and continued to talk with Haru before they both decided that it's to go to sleep.

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THE NEXT MORNING

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Naruto was walking with Haru to their school after having a refreshing morning at their new house, "So Haru...have any other plans for the future?"

"Hmm...Besides becoming the head member of the family? Just always serving you master." she answers him with the usual answer whenever they discuss this topic. Naruto seriously wanted her to have more dreams than those two but Haru only wants to be with him. He didn't really mind her choices in life but just wants to remind her that she can always find more goals in life besides the ones she has.

When they arrived at the main hallway, they suddenly stop and their features become more serious...why you ask?

Two girls stood in their way. One young bespectacled woman in her late teens with a slim figure, black hair styled in a short bob cut and violet eyes. She wore her Kuoh uniform right down to the very last detail like an honor student. The other young bespectacled woman had black, straight, knee-length hair with split bangs and her eyes were light brown. But it wasn't their appearances that were the problem...Naruto and Haru knew that these two were devils...and one of them a pureblood.

Yamato told them about the three factions and how some of them would use humans to be reincarnated to their side. Naruto powers and 'condition' were basically a prime hot steak that was in front of a staving dog...oh so tempting, and they would do whatever it takes to get it.

Yamato had no love for any of the three factions stating that they go against humanity and their powers. Many times Yamato was hunted down to join them but didn't want to give up his humanity or else he would be a hypocrite.

Haru also shared the same philosophy. To give up their humanity to simply become some else's slave or servant? Ha, pathetic! She would follow her one and only master to the ends of the world without faltering so she doesn't need to be reincarnated to prove her loyalty. Perhaps it may be her old self speaking but that is total BS.

The short haired girl spoke first with a small smile that of course is fake and meant for public appearances. "Hello and welcome to Kuoh academy. I didn't have the chance to speak with you yesterday but I'm the student council president Souna Shitori." Naruto's eyes widen when he remembers Yamato telling him about the 72 pillars and how many of them remained after the Great War.

Sona Sitri...…. he heard that her family specializes in water magic and that it was quite close to Yamato's freezing spells which were almost instantaneous. Souna Shitori was an alias she used for blending in public. "I would like to speak with you during lunch about your classes here and if you're enjoying yourselves. Oh, before I forget, this is my vice president Tsubaki Shinra." Instead of a fake one, Tsubaki gives a real smile to Naruto and he responds in kind. "Well, until later..."

Haru held Naruto's hand tightly...she was quite frightened by Sona. While she herself was strong yes...but she wasn't afraid to admit that there was always somebody even stronger out there than you originally thought. Maybe if she went all out against Sona MAYBE she could beat her, but with Tsubaki and a possible peerage behind her back...chances wary from slim to none-existing.

She must finish her training soon...

When lunchtime came...Naruto and Haru head to the student council room. They were greeted by seven females. Haru instantly tenses but Naruto places a hand on her shoulder and shakes his head. He then glances at Sona, "Look...we came here unarmed as a sign of good faith and would like to talk things over before resorting to violence." Sona raises a delicate eyebrow and motions for both of them to take a seat. Both he and Haru took their seats while Sona takes hers at the desk with Tsubaki standing behind her.

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After few moments of silence, Sona understood that if she wanted to get some answers, she would need to start by asking simple questions to see how truthful he is with his answers. "...Uzumaki...your aura...it's not human is it?" she asked.

Naruto half opened his eyes as if to hypnotize her, "I can ask you the same thing..."

The two stared each other down before she nods, "You know I'm a devil? Actually, I can't say that I'm surprised by this since the Hotsuin's were always smart when it comes to gathering information." Sona states and then looks straight into Naruto's eyes. "I just want to make sure one important thing…. are you a threat to this school or not?"

To her surprise he smiles gently, "I swear, I just want to be in the same academy as my mother once attended. I swear on my name and Hotsuin's that I will never be a threat."

Sona looks at Naruto with her most serious look, trying to find any form of deceit but after a while, an honest smile appears on her face which shocks most of her peerage members at seeing such a thing. "I see...alright… I believe you, just needed to be really sure if I'm not making a mistake. Forgive me for doing that Uzumaki-san." she bows respectively as Naruto also copies the gesture and then stands up to leave with Haru who turns to them and gives them a threatening look before quickly leaving with her master.

Tsubaki looks at her king, "Are you sure that you don't want to offer him to join us?"

Sona shrugs, "Trying to do that now would be foolish as we only just met… and besides..." she gains a smirk as if she had been challenged, "I can honestly say that me… and Rias… will have to work for his attention. This will be interesting indeed..."

Well there you have it the second chapter. Anyways right now I am currently busy and so my uploading schedule is a bit hectic right now. That's why I am uploading late. Anyways I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter.