Rio: How's it going everybody? Today I'm going to give you the Digimon Data Squad 02 Christmas Special. I was putting this off for when all the main characters got together. Anyway please enjoy this Christmas Special.
Digimon Data Squad 02: Christmas Special
Rio and the others were making a one day truce with the sin tamers. "We have to go at least one day without killing each other." Said Rio. Then Melody said, "Oh I can't wait to give Derek a Christmas present." Oh no please no!" pleaded Derek. Melody started getting closer to Derek when suddenly an Etemon showed up. Hey you guys, how would you like to do a Karaoke." He said. Derek replied, "Yes, saved by the Etemon! I'll go first." Melody looked disappointed. Derek got up on the stage and announced, "This song is about how I feel about Melody. I'm gonna need some background music." Then he started singing. (Rio: look if you want to hear the music go listen to the actual song on youtube or something. For now you'll just have to read the lyrics.)
(violin sounds)
I try to make it through my liiife.
In my way-
Theeeeerres yooooooou.
I try to make it through these lieeees.
And that's all—
IIIII doooooooo.
(more violin sounds)
Just don't deny it. Don't try to fight this and deal with. – And that's just part of it.
(More violin sounds)
If you were dead or still aliiive!
I don't care! I dooon't care!
Just go and leave this all beeeehiind!
Cause I swear! (I Swear!) I doooon't Caaaaare!
Trying to make you see my side. Always trying to stay in line.
But your eyes see right through! That's all they do!
Getting buried in this place! I've got no room you're in my face!
Don't say anything just go awaaaaaaaaaaay!
If you were dead or still aliiive!
I don't care! I dooon't caaare!
Just go and leave this all beeeeeeehiiiiind!
Cause I swear! (I swear!) I doon't caaare!
(more violin sounds)
I'm changing everything but you won't be there for me!
(more violin sounds!)
I'm changing everything but you won't be there for me!
(Piano sounds)
(More piano sounds.)
(Even more piano sounds)
(still more piano sounds)
(more piano sounds)
If you were dead or still aliiive!
I don't care! I don't caaaare!
Just go and leave this all behiiind!
Cause I swear! (I swear!) I doon't caaaaare!
If you were dead or still aliiiiiive!
I don't care! (I don't care!) I doooon't caaaaaare! (I don't care!)
Just go and leave this all behiiiiiiiiiind!
I don't care! (I swear!) I doooon't caaaare!—At alllllllllllllllll
(Guitar sound)
(Rio: that was "I don't care" by Apocalyptica)
Everyone applauded. Except Melody. Suddenly Shade from the future appeared. "I've come to destroy you all!" He yelled. Rio replied, "Oh yeah with what?" Shade just said, "With my new Partner! Mr. T! Realize!" Mr. appeared and said "I'm gonna crush you all fool!" Then Rio smiled and replied. "Sorry Shade but I got a new partner as well." Shade just laughed and said, "Forget it! Nothing's stronger than Mr. T!" Rio grinned and said, "You're wrong, there is one." He got out his digivice. Then Shade's smile got wiped off his face and was replaced by a look of fear. "N-n-n-no. Y-y-y-you're bluffing! Not h-h-h-h-him." Rio replied, "I don't bluff." Shade just said "Please have Mercy!" Rio just laughed and said, "Too late! Chuck Norris! Realize!" Then Chuck Norris came. (Rio: and as the angels sang, in a beautiful chorus. Down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris. He delivered the kick, that could shatter bones into the the-) then Rio interrupted me by saying "Okay we get it!" Chuck Norris cried, "Kick of Awesomeness!" Mr. T tried to use "Block Fool!" But it was no match for Chuck Norris's Kick of Awsomeness, for it was so awesome, that nothing could block it. Mr. T turned into a piece of paper (Rio: because it would be too ridiculous if I said digiegg. That would just be weird) with his design on it. Shade growled and then said, "I'll be back!" Then Rio said "No you won't. This is your final appearance." Shade looked shocked and then said are you serious?" (Rio: unfortunately yes.) Shade got mad and said, "I'll destroy you all!" (Rio: time for me to erase him from the story.) Shade noticed himself disappearing. He screamed, "Curse you creator of this story!" Then Etemon said "Ok who wants to sing next. We have time for 1 more song." Then Rio volunteered. Then he said, "Don't judge this song by its author."
(short crime music)
Aaow!
(guitar sounds)
Aaow!
(More guitar sounds)
As he came into the window is was the sound of a Crescendo
He came into her apartment he left blood stains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom She was struck it was her doom
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you Ok Annie
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie
(Annie are you ok)
(will you tell us that you're ok)
(there's a sign in the window)
(That he struck you-A Crescendo Annie)
(He came into your apartment)
(He left the bloodstains on the carpet)
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom)
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
You've been hit-
You've been hit by
A Smooth Criminal
(Guitar sounds)
So they came into the outway
It was Sunday what a Black- day
Every time I try to find him
He's leaving no clues left behind him
And they have no way of knowing of the suspect
Or what to expect
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats intimidations
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you Ok Annie
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie
(Annie are you ok)
(will you tell us that you're ok)
(there's a sign in the window)
(That he struck you-A Crescendo Annie)
(He came into your apartment)
(He left the bloodstains on the carpet)
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom)
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
You've been hit by
You've been struck by-
A Smooth Criminal
(Police Sirens)
Ok I want everyone to
Clear the area right now
(Guitar sounds)
(More guitar sounds)
(Even more guitar sounds)
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
You've been hit by
You've been struck by-
A Smooth Criminal
Annie are you ok
So Annie are you ok
Are you ok Annie
You've been hit by
You've been struck by-
A Smooth Criminal
Aaow!
(Annie are you ok)
I don't know
(will you tell us that you're ok)
I don't know
(there's a sign in the window)
I don't know
(That he struck you-A Crescendo Annie)
I don't know
(He came into your apartment)
I don't know
(He left the bloodstains on the carpet)
I don't know
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
I don't know
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom- Annie)
(Annie are you ok)
Dad Gone- it Baby!
(Will you tell us that you're ok)
Dad Gone- it Baby!
(There's a sign in the window)
Dad Gone it Baby!
(That he struck you a Crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He came into your apartment)
Dad Gone it!
(Left bloodstains on the carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
Dad Gone it!
(You were Struck down)
(It was Your doom Annie)
Aaow!
(Guitar music)
(Rio: that was "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson)
Everyone applauded, even Melody. Then Etemon said, "Well it's time for me to go. I'll be back for the next Holiday special. Everyone have a happy holiday." Then Zero said, "This is the Christmas special." "Yeah well some people who may read this might not celebrate Christmas." "Touche."
Rio: well that was the Christmas special, I hope you enjoyed it. Stay tuned for Chapter 5: The dark wave. Where we'll bring in Wade: the bearer of Envy. Melody: You know, Derek's penus kind reminds me of a peanut. Rio: It's not that small! Melody: No I meant that it was salty. Rio: Okay we did not need to hear that. Melody: *stares at Rio* I wonder what your penus tastes like. *licks her lips* Rio: Oh no I'm out of here! *Runs while being chased by Melody* Melody: Merry Christmas *giggles and then licks her lips*
