"I'm so sorry, Cassie. I'm so, so sorry." Cassie gripped the broom as she fought to keep her angry face out of sight. It was her day off, and these idiots had to call her in, because THE Handsome Jack was requesting a janitor. And to simplify it, the cleaning on the upper offices is completely executed by robots.

Like for real? Even doing his will, which is very normal on Hyperion, there are so many janitors and they had to call her, because she used to work on the upper offices, and she knew every corner like the palm of her hand.

Cassie closed her eyes, ignoring her supervisor Quincy, as the elevator continued to ascend. In each stop, it would make her surprised former coworkers to wait for the next elevator.

"Freaking snobs." She murmured, keeping a plain face.

"What a bunch of dickheads, ahahah, right Cassie?" Quincy laughed nervously, trying to make her express at least a little amusement. "Eheheh, they are-idiots-and…snobs." He stopped and awkwardly focused his eyes at the holographic numbers on the panel. "Just in and out." He said as the elevator door opened and Cassie started to walk in the direction of her old office.

"Alright, i-i see you will pick it up from here." Quincy said, smiling uncomfortably. "I will see you at lunch." Cassie did not stop walking to look at his goofy figure standing at the elevators entrance, like an idiot. She knew she was about to face many mocking/pitiful stares from people she used to talk to.

"After this, i'm going to pamper myself." She said while looking from side to side, waiting for someone to "stab" her in the back as she walked towards the main offices entrance. "Hmm, hi."

"Oh my God. Cassie?" Evan stood with his mouth open.

"I know, it's me." She smiled and prompted her elbow on his counter. "Did you miss me?"

"Huh, no." He said, watching her smile melting into an 'Oh.' He looked from side to side, leaned forward and whispered. "You aren't allowed here."

"What are you talking about?"

"Cassie." Evan got up and grabbed her hand. "I'm so sorry but it's the new rule." He started to pull her towards the ridiculous bushes behind his desk. "If it was for me, you would continue to come here, but now….It's not a good time."

Cassie pulled her hand back to her and Evan quickly placed his hands on her mouth. "Jocelyn's orders."

She looked at him in disbelief. That little slut has been taking shit about her, degrades her because of her new job and now, she's has forbidden her to put her feet on the upper floors, unless it's on duty, dressed in this ridiculous uniform? Not that she really cares, but she had generated a disliking towards the little bitch.

Does she thinks, Cassie wants something to do with Handsome Jack? Didn't she heard about Nisha? This lunatic, must have a death wish.

She turned around and massaged her temples. "I can't believe this." She heard Evan humming a song to calm him down. "Well, if you can't see, i'm wearing my uniform right now."

Evan slightly grimaced but quickly regained his usual features. "Robots are the ones who clean this floor."

"Huh, i know. But my services were requested so…what now? Where is Miss Universe?"

"She's at his office."

"Alright, cool."She nodded and cleaned her nose on her sleeve, looking at the empty hallway." Do you know where John is?"

Evan looked at her unsure but then nervously nodded. "He's at his office."

"Don't need to point the way. I'm going to do my services." She grabbed her broom and started to walk away.

"This conversation never happened."

"Bye Evan." She waved as she continued to walk towards the offices. Imagining her hands squeezing both Jack and Jocelyn's throats.


"Did you know that chinchin means penis in Japanese? Oh, hi by the way." Cassie rested her elbow against John's cubicle wall as the man stared at her in surprise.

"Cassie?"

"Yeah, that's me."

"What are you doing here? I thought you were on your day off."

"Oh you know." She sat at the end of his table, and casually mocked. "I love to work as a janitor. Cleaning vomit, shit and pee. Oh and i looove to hear mocking insults. Not to mention the low payment. That's my favorite part of all."

John stood quiet looking at her. As Cassie rolled her eyes at her clueless friend. "My services were requested by Jack/Jocelyn."

"Jack?" He raised an eyebrow, his glasses reflecting her face. "Robots clean these floors, Cassie. You know he's up to something, right?"

"What? Noo." She grinned. "Our hero wouldn't do such thing. He's an awesome boss."

"Hahah, very funny." John playfully narrowed his eyes, resting his hands on his knees.

"Hey janitor, nice clothes."

"Thanks Gilbert, nice pair of horns in your head. Was you wife who gave them? Or your gay lover?"

"Pfffft." John quickly covered his mouth and started to giggle as Cassie continued to glare at Gilbert.

"Get the fuck out of my sight before i shove this broom on that flat ass of yours."

"You deserve the place your in." Gilbert retorted.

"Thanks. Make sure to write that down on my Christmas postcard. Bye Gilbert." She raised her broom as a warning as he recoiled back and went to the opposite direction of her. "Pff, coward." She sighed in annoyance.

"You." John said, still giggling. "Sassy bitch."

"Well, i should get going. I don't want to attract more unwanted attentions. See you at home."

"Wanna get lunch with me?"

"Nah, i have to report to the supervisor after i finish. After that i will head back home."

"Okay. Don't forget to buy some groceries. We are running short on food."

"Yes sir." Cassie slowly climbed the stairs, ignoring the people who stared at her blatantly. "Not ashamed former coworker coming through. Give me space. Hi iron ass." She chuckled at the middle-aged Russian woman who in return shook her head and laughed. "Still pumping those weights i see."

"Not gonna happen, Cassie." She continued walking, taking a sip of her coffee.

"I'm not interest thou. I'm just pointing out the obvious." She continued to walk backwards. "Am i lying? Of course not-! Oh I'm sorry." She bumped on someone and quickly turned around. "You?"

"You?" The man said, looking at her from head to toe. "A janitor?"

"Oh." Cassie rested her hand on her hip and the other gripped the broom."Is that a problem?"

"What? No, no, no. You are very hot and attractive. I'm just surprised to see you, after that night."

"Hu-hu." Cassie raised an eyebrow and tilted her head back.

"No really. I just thought you had…a more…social status looking by your apartment and your appearance."

"You didn't seem to mind when you were hitting from the back. "

"What? No, i don't. "The man blushed, running his hand through his brown hair."If you want to go on a date, i don't mind at all. I-i actually don't care the stupid social status around here."

"So why did you related my apartment and appearance to my job?"

"I…" The man gripped his paperwork and gulped. "I'm sorry. That was uncalled for and rude."

"Oh i see you've met Rhys." John smiled and placed his hand on Cassie's shoulder, slightly gripping it.

"Ahah, yeah….I'm Rhys. Yeah." His blush deepened as Cassie continued with her unfazed expression.

"He's the one who came to substitute you, Cassie."

"Cassie? That's a very beautiful name. I never wanted to take your place by the way."

"What are you talking about? You were waiting for someone to be fired so you could take the place."

"Ahahah, very funny John." Rhys said between gritted teeth as he glared at an oblivious John.

"He's the guy i took home, yesterday."

"What?" John covered his mouth and looked from side to side. "That's so awkward but at the same time ironic."

"I…yeah. I am."

"It's excused to say, i know the details but don't worry i'm good at keeping secrets but amazing at judging."

"Okaaay, that leaves me disturbed but okay." Rhys scratched the back of his head and looked to the side.

"I have to go now. I have work to do."

"Bye." Rhys coughed, following Cassie with his eyes as he uncomfortably tried to ignore John. "What?"


She made sure to take her time drinking a cup of tea and gazing the small spacecraft's that gracefully flew around Helios. She has 100% sure that Jocelyn had definitely requested her services and not Jack. Hmmm, or they were in this together?

Probably, yes.

"Very well."She took a sip of her hot tea. "If she wants to humiliate me, i will make sure to be fair and reattribute. And if he thinks he will put me down again, he's deadly wrong." Tossing the cup to the garbage, Cassie made her way to Jack's office.

She ignored everyone who spared glances at her. At the distance, Jack's office doors seemed to get taller and taller. Just like a nightmare. "Here i go to my personal hell."

As she reached the door, she pressed the button and spoke. "Excuse me sir, it's the janitor." She rolled her eyes and silently breathed out.

"I'm sorry who?" Jocelyn's charming feminine voice replied.

Cassie bit her lip and shook her head. Trying to contain her rage. "Cassie THE janitor."

"Oh, Cassie, please come in." The hint of pure joy making itself obvious.

Cassie pushed the door open and saw Jocelyn sat at the end of Jack's desk with him sat on his big yellow chair. Looking at her like, she was a lowlife. "Am i interrupting something? I shall return later."

"No, no. Please come in." Jocelyn smiled and continued to swing her legs in a teasingly way.

Cassie kept an impassive face and started to climb up the stairs. She purposely stopped a little far away from his desk, so they could see her uniform. "What seems to be the problem?"

Jocelyn crossed her legs and tapped the tip of her pink fingernails on the desk smooth surface. Her mocking voice finding a way to sound sweet and innocent. "Your uniform looks cute on you. Is it comfortable?"

"Very comfortable actually."Cassie dusted her uniform off. "Oh, nice weave by the way. Is it made with human hair or? You know what? Forget i asked." She saw Jack leaning back on his chair, with his hands behind his head, smirking. "So what seems to be the problem?"

Jocelyn rolled the tip of her tongue inside her cheek, plainly replying with her eyes holding extreme dislike. A dislike she had produced since the moment she went to Jack's arms. "I accidently broke a jar."

"Where?" She saw her pointing to the side, where Jack's trophy wall stood. "Hmm, looks bad from here."

"It will look far worse, if you go and clean it, instead of standing there."

"That's true but before going to conclude my job, may i say something?"

"Sure cupcake go ahead." Jack replied before Jocelyn could protest. He was still holding the same smirk plastered on his face.

"The robots are the ones who are responsible to clean the upper floors, including your office. Am i wrong, boss?"

"No cupcake, you're not." He licked his lips.

"Why specifically calling me to clean something that is not part of my janitor "duty", Miss Jocelyn? I mean one thing is doing an inspection other is to clean."

"Since it's….from Handsome Jack's trophy wall itself, i thought i would be better to have someone who is very careful to clean other than the robots."

"Great analysis. Very efficient, Miss Jocelyn. I will take care of it. But, after this, i will enjoy two more days off."

"Excuse me? Two days off? Aren't you pushing your luck?"

"Careful, your glass of whiskey is at the end of the table." Cassie kept her neutral face. While on the inside, she really wanted to hit Jack and not her.

That damn stupid smirk.

"Well, today is my day off, and everyone who comes to work on their day off, will enjoy two more days. As an incentive for dedicating our time to Hyperion."

"Who's the idiot who told you such a thing?"

She gestured to a smirking Jack as Jocelyn cleared her throat in embarrassment. His eyes focused on Cassie who proceeded to ignore him. "I shall clean the broken jar and then make my leave. Anything else, miss Jocelyn?"

"Jocelyn get out." Jack simply said, caressing her legs, before pushing her off his desk.

"Wha-! Yes, sir." She said, adjusting her ridiculous short pale pink skirt. She glared at Cassie as she walked past by her. The sound of her high heels, echoing in his huge office.

"Wanna role-play?" Jack winked, prompting his legs on the desk. Smirking with half closed eyes. "You look really hot with that jumpsuit. Are you only-!"

"Sir, about your meetings." Jocelyn said, at the door.

"There are body-doubles for that too, Jocelyn. Now leave." He quickly adverted his eyes to a bored Cassie. "Where was i? Oh yeah." He got up and sat on his desk, in front of her. Resting his hands on the smooth surface. "Are you only on underwear or are you fully dressed?"

Cassie couldn't resist the urge of rolling her eyes so she gave in. "I have work to do, sir. Excuse me."

"Ah ok, ok, ok. I'm sorry that was inappropriate of me." Jack laughed. "But answer me this. Are the uniform too hot or something, something?"

"No. It's very comfy and fresh."

"Hmm." His smirk started to grow larger. "Maybe i should design a new hotter uniform."

'Fucking idiot.'

Cassie's knuckles turned white as she gripped her broom. She made her way to his wall of trophies and realized that she had forgotten the dustpan. 'Shit.'

"How life going as a janitor?" He followed her, hiding his hands on his pockets, casually sharing glances between the polished floor to her.

"Great sir, thank you for asking." She said, biting down her tongue.

"Come on, you don't have to be modest. Tell me. Are you having a good time, enjoying the janitor "benefits"? Be honest, cupcake."

"As i said before, i'm doing great, sir." She was with her back facing him but she still maintained a high level of alertness. Call her paranoid but she can swear, she feels his eyes on her.

"I bet you do."

"Yes. I am."

"Are you banging someone on the garbage cans?" Jack laughed, crossing his arms in the process. "That's not a very clean place to do it, cupcake."

She chuckled sarcastically, desiring to punch him so bad. "Thank you for your advice, sir."

"Huh." Jack licked the corner of his lips, checking her out. "Do you feel lonely at night?" He said, but this time his voice was much lower.

Cassie watched him walking around her, his head slightly tilted to the side. His mocking features were immediately replaced by an annoyed one. Cassie sighed disguisedly, as she continued to sweep the broken glass. "I'm sorry, cupcake i didn't hear you."

"No, sir. I'm too focused on my career at this moment." She locked her gaze on the broken glass.

"That's not really an answer."

"I've been in a few dates." Cassie tilted her head to the side, resting one hand on the broom handle. Locking eyes with him.

"On the garbage cans?"

"At my house."

"What's the difference?" Jack laughed as Cassie maintained a blank face. "I'm sorry, i'm sorry." He sarcastically said, pretending to wipe a nonexistent tear off his green eye. "Aww, come on, cupcake it's just a joke. Can't you take a joke? Gosh, what happened to you?"

"You know." Jack allowed his unusual eyes to travel her figure. "I don't mind bang a janitor. It's one of my most recent fantasies."

Cassie continued in the same position. Her heart was beating so fast that she was afraid, he could hear it. "I'm pretty satisfied with my sexual life. So i politely decline your…hmm, offer. "

"Huh. The demotion did not help with your fake acting."

Cassie smiled at him. A gesture that irked him but he sure did not show it. "You know, i'm so happy for your determination, cupcake. I want to price the wonderful work, you've been doing."

Cassie was about to deny it but the man walked to his desk in a determinate pace. "Come here, cupcake. Don't be shy." He sat on his chair and scrambled some papers that rested on his secretary. He raised an eyebrow as a challenge. "I don't have all the time of the fricking world. Come here now."

Cassie sighed and looked to the side, squeezing the broom. After a minute, she walked to his desk and allowed her eyes to travel from his defiant figure to the papers that stood in front of her. "What is this?"

Jack chuckled and observed her leisurely. He then took the distraction to slowly circle the table, as his smooth mischievous voice crawled up to her hears. "Jocelyn is going on vacations." He successfully stood behind her as she read the documents. "I need someone to replace her while she's gone."

"T-this is not what you're saying." Cassie looked up and she instinctively turned around to see Jack comfortably too close to her.

"Aww come on, pumpkin." He brushed a loosen strand of hair out of her face. His voice sweetly coercing her to fall on his tactics. "Don't tell me you don't miss our times together. I am man enough to admit it. I missed you and…." His large hands sliding down from her elbows to her hands, pressing them down on the smooth surface of the table.

He leaned closer to her face and hushed in a low voice. Her angry features not fazing him at all, as she leaned back to avoid his lips. "You know all the skills baby. Let's go for it, huh? What do you say?"

"No." She glared as his eyes tried to pry under her uniform. A strand of his well-brushed hair, falling gracefully as small movements of his head indicated that he wasn't finished yet. "Back off." She felt her heart at her throat as he stood too close to her liking.

"Aaah." Jack threw his head back and exhaled in delight. His perfect well-built Adam's apple showing. She remembered how many times John had mentioned Jack's Adam's apple and it irked her.

"Stop this right now." Cassie felt her muscles going stiff as his grip tightened. "Let me go now."

"Aww come on; don't be like that, pumpkin." He rubbed the tip of his nose on hers and smirked. He loved when she kept her place. "Do you still wanna role-play? I have some good ideas. You can be the angry employee and i can be the big boss who innocently falls on your fierce advantages. Gosh." He chuckled with his eyes closed, biting his lips in the process. "I miss the times where you sat on my face."

"That's enough." Cassie tried to move her hands so she could push him away, but his grip started to hurt her.

"Nah, nah, nah. I wouldn't do that if i were you. But since i'm not, you can keep doing it. I love it." He laughed and pushed her down on his desk.

Cassie yelped in rage and wiggled to get free from him. How does she always ends up like this? "You've been a naughty girl, Cassie." Jack got closer to her face and hushed. His hot breath caressing her skin as she tried to move away. Jocelyn's perfume stuck on his clothes. "God your body is so freaking hot."

She found it impossible to her legs to kick him as Jack had invited himself to stand between her legs. She gasped as Jack's skilled lips started to trail kisses from her jawline to her neck. Each one more demanding than the other.

Whatever this man played her, despite how much she hated him, he always found an away to put her down. She angrily continued to squirm, feeling a vibrating chuckle running through her soft skin. Why did she had to be so stupid?

Oh, right.

"Stay still." He whispered, pressing her hands beside her head. "Wait, wait, wait, wait." He stopped and narrowed his eyes in suspicion. He grabbed her uniform and ripped it open. The buttons fell all over the place, clicking as they touched the floor."What the hell is this?"

Cassie yelped and tried to close her uniform but Jack immediately grabbed her hands, and slammed them down. "Let me go." She squirmed, glaring at him at full force. "I hate you. I hate you."

"Care to explain this, pumpkin? What, what am i missing here?"

Cassie stopped and tried to control her breathing."I have nothing to explain to you."

"Ohh, i get it." Jack licked his lips as his eyes stayed in a glare. "You weren't lying about having someone on your pants. Is this the Riley guy? Or is it someone from the garbage sector?"

"You're sounding like a psycho."

Jack tilted his head to the side, still with his eyes focused on her face; the dark purple hickeys mocking him. "Is he bigger than me?"

"What?" Cassie asked in disbelief. And she thought she knew this man. "For real?"

"I just wanna know. Because i've been inside you a dozen of times and i would like to know, if he widened your small hole."

"Get off." She aggressively pushed him away as Jack laughed and backed away from her. He adjusted his hair while watching a blushing Cassie trying to hide her skin from him. "You don't ever touch me again."

"What? You've done indecent things with me before and now you're acting innocent? That game doesn't work with me, pumpkin."

"I don't care. Don't touch me again." She encircled his desk, glaring furiously.

"I'm hard as hell and you think i'll stay like this? Huh, new announcement. I'm giving you a chance to-!"

"Never."

"A chance to…." He continued. "Come back as my secretary and i will not kick you and your friend out to Pandora. To Oasis to be more precisely."

Cassie froze in place, with her mouth open as Jack released a triumphant mocking laugh. He sighed in delight and walked in her direction. "You really thought i wouldn't know where my pumpkin is from? I bet Riley is a bandit from Oasis and not my employee." He rubbed his thumb on her lower lip and took the opportunity to lock his lips with hers. He forced his tongue in and pressed one hand around her shoulders and the other on her lower back, bringing her body close to his.

Cassie grimaced and dug her fingernails on his shoulders, trying to push him away. She felt him humming in pleasure, deepening the kiss. He started to kiss her feverishly, making his perfect hair to get instantly messy as he continued to pressed her body against his.

She felt him react to her touch as he chuckled through the kiss. "J-Jack." She protested, feeling her back being pressed against the cold strong window that behind it, showed the beautiful dangerous Pandora.

"Aaah pumpkin, i missed your smell, God." He licked her neck while hoisting her up. "Hmm, feeling this?" He breathe out a chuckle against her ear."I'm going to show you, how much you have been missing."


A/n: Sorry for the grammar.