Aquatic Teem Hungry Farce Season 1

Chapter 5. Joke Master

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Rain poured and lightning flashed over an old gothic castle in New Jersey.

"Gentlemen, behold!" Dr. Weird exclaimed. "Mecha-King Kong!"

"What if Universal studios finds out?" Steve asked.

"Universal only owns the rights to regular King Kong ha ha ha!" Dr. Weird laughed maniacally.

"But what about Toho?" Steve asked, but before Weird could answer, the giant robot Kong broke his chains and rammed through the wall escaping into the city.

"Mechani-Kong! Noooooo!" Dr. Weird cried.

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"Banana knock!"

"Who's there?" Meatwad asked as Frylock answered the door.

Frylock groaned. "Great, a giant banana! Let me guess, the Plutonians sent you to conquer the world? Or I know! You're the reincarnation of MC P Pants aren't you?"

"No." the banana answered. "I am Banana Man!"

Frylock slammed the door shut. "I'm not in the mood to deal with this!" he said floating away.

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?" Meatwad asked.

"Orange."

"Orange who?"

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?" Meatwad asked again.

"Orange." the Banana answered

"Orange who?"

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Orange."

"Orange who?"

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?" Meatwad said slightly agitated.

"Banana."

"Banana who?"

"Banana you glad I didn't say orange?"

Meatwad became puzzled. "I don't get it."

"Wasn't that funny?" Banana Man asked. "Hey, let me in and I'll tell you some more jokes."

"Well, okay." Meatwad said letting him in.

"Okay, okay." the banana spoke. "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"

"To get to the other side and eat at Tennessee Grilled Turkey?" Meatwad asked.

"Because I kicked it! Ha ha ha!" the banana answered.

"I don't get it."

"Alright, maybe this one will bust your gut." spoke Banana Man. "What did the toilet say to the other toilet?"

"You smell?" Meatwad asked.

"Gee, you look flushed! Giggle giggle!" the banana laughed.

"You smell would have been funnier." Meatwad said.

Hearing laughter, Frylock and Master Shake entered the living room to see what was going on.

"What's he doing in here!?" Frylock exclaimed.

"He said he'd tell me some jokes." Meatwad replied. "So I let him in."

"Hey! Hey!" Banana Man spoke up. "Listen to this, what do you get when you cross a snowman with a New Jersey Moon Vampire?"

"A blood-sucking blizzard?" Shake asked.

"Nope, you get frostbite! Ha ha ha!" Banana Man chuckled, but the Aqua Teens didn't laugh. "Alright, this one is sure to have you rolling on the floor. Why did the Scarecrow win a prize?"

"Because he scared away the black crows of Saturn?" Frylock asked.

"No, he was out standing in his field! Tee hee hee!" Banana Man snickered as the Aqua Teens groaned.

"This is third grade material." said Shake.

"Oh yeah?" Banana Man asked. "Then you tell a joke Milk Shack Jack!"

"What do you call a taco that ain't yours?" Shake asked.

"A burrito?" Meatwad asked.

"An undocumented migrant?" Banana Man asked.

"Nacho taco!" Shake exclaimed.

Meatwad frowned. "I don't get it."

"I see my material is too sophisticated for you pashus so let me dumb it down to your pre-Adamite level of understanding." Shake spoke arrogantly. "Why couldn't Space Dracula's son write a masterpiece novel and become a millionaire?"

"Because he didn't have the right bloodline?" Frylock asked.

"Writer's block!" Banana Man shouted confidently.

"Because of his coffin!" Shake exclaimed laughing.

"I don't get it." Meatwad said glumly.

"Meh, I've heard better." said the banana.

"Frylock, why aren't you laughing?" Shake asked.

"Because it wasn't funny." he replied.

"Then you tell a joke!" Shake said angrily.

Frylock cleared his throat. "Alright, did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?"

"Yes, I was aware of that." Shake said. "I read it in the newspaper."

"Is there a punchline?" Banana Man asked.

"Yes, oxygen went on a date with potassium and it went OK!" Frylock said bursting out in laughter.

"Don't get it!" Meatwad said.

"A scientist would!" Frylock said.

"You and your pseudo-hobnobification of the original pristine beauty of the world!" Shake complained. "What really bothers me though, is that you get away with it!"

"It was still more clever than your dumb joke!" Frylock shot back.

"Okie dokie!" Meatwad spoke up. "Now my turn to tell a joke."

Shake laughed. "Yeah, like you could tell one! You're just a wad of meat!"

Meatwad began, "What kind of key opens a banana?"

"Car keys!" Shake suggested.

"The lost keys of freemasonry?" Frylock asked.

Meatwad smiled, "A monkey!" He expected them to burst out in laughter, but instead they were silent. Meatwad frowned. "I thought it was funny."

Suddenly, they all burst out laughing. Banna Man fell down and rolled across the floor.

"That was pretty funny!" Frylock said.

"I can't believe I never thought of that one!" Banana Man exclaimed.

"Really?" Meatwad asked.

"Yes, let me give you this special Banana Trophy." he said as he reached into his pocket. But before he could, King Kong's hand broke through the roof and snatched Banana Man away.

"Help!" he cried as Kong ran off toward the Empire State Building.

"Where's Godzilla when ya need 'em?" Shake asked.

"Frylock, you have to help him!" Meatwad pleaded.

"I don't really know what to do Meatwad." he replied. "I mean, it's a giant gorilla!"

"Come on, you're a math guy!" Shake told him. "You can figure it out!"

"I don't think math is gonna... wait a minute!"

"You have a plan?" they asked.

"Let me call up an old colleague." Frylock said as he pulled out a phone book.

"Dr. Weird's Castle." Steve answered. "Oh, Frylock! What's up?"

"Hey listen, our friend Banana Man was kidnapped by King Kong, do you still have that giant robot Kong?"

"Um, yeah... about that mechanized monkey thing." he replied. "It kind of escaped this morning."

"Really?" Frylock asked. "Crapadoodles."

"Frylock, come look!" Meatwad said pointing to the tv.

"We are live on the scene as King Kong is being confronting by a mechanical doppelgänger!" a beautiful busty news anchor reported.

"She has some nice bazooks!" Shake exclaimed.

"Frylock, what's a bazook?" Meatwad asked.

"Damnit Shake!" Frylock said glaring at him.

"What? He's old enough." Shake said.

"Now is not the time." Frylock stated. "Come on Meatwad, we're going to New York."

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To be continued...

If you enjoyed this please review and ask for more. I haven't been working on these ATHF fanfics but I have five or six more chapters written they just need to be fleshed out and completed because they're very rough drafts but if even a couple people are interested I'll go back to working on them. I really enjoyed writing these past five chapters and feel proud of the work I did. I don't think chapter five was quite as good as the first four but I think some of the rough drafts I have sitting around have the potential to be the best.