Walking out of a cell, two figures were found side by side walking through a long hallway.
"Hey blondie, do you actually believe kakashi's going to let us use his computer?"
"Eh, Who knows. I mean, he seemed ok with it when Sasuke stepped in"
The blue prisoner nodded. He had always known kakashi was sasukes and Itachis adoptive father. Well not always, just when they told him, but not a lot of people knew because they didn't want other prisoners thinking they were getting some kind of special treatment. It actually surprised him at first to see both brothers get put in here when their dad worked for the feds. Normally they could've just been bailed out but apparently there dad wasn't having none of that.
"Kisame! Deidara!"
A blonde head turned towards the voice, surprised to see kakashi stopping in front of them slightly out of breath.
"What's wrong?"
"The security guarding my office are going on there break. If you want to use the computer, I suggest you come with me."
"Shit" kisame and deidara said at the same time
"Jinx!" they yelled
"Double jinx!"
They both glared at each other
"Hurry up you damn idiots"
"Sorry" Both prisoners said
Kakashi rolled his eyes "hands to the front you two"
Deidara raised an eyebrow in question
"Security may be gone but cameras are on 24/7"
Kisame rolled his eyes but complied as did the blonde. The officer cuffed both prisoners and escorted them to his office.
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A black haired prisoner entered the cafeteria, walking towards a specific table after spotting some of his friends.
"Yo Hidan, have you seen Deidara"
"Na, last time I saw him, he bitch slapped the shit out of you" Hidan responded, laughter pouring out of his mouth.
Itachi glared at him. He didn't find it humorous at all. Dei managed to leave a handprint on his cheek and to make matters worse, it swelled up. He was able to ease the pain of course by breaking in the kitchen and stealing a bag of frozen peas.
"I saw Kakashi cuffing him and kisame. I think he took them to his office but I'm not so sure." Konan said as she put her tray on the table and shoved Hidan to the side to make room.
Itachi sighed "I asked kisame to check up on him not get in trouble with him"
Konan just offered him a shrug, beginning to eat her horrendous Mac and Cheese.
"Honestly Itachi, why don't you guys just fuck already?" Hidan spoke up "Your sexual tension can be easily seen from miles away" he said, poking his fork in konans food.
Rolling his eyes, Itachi looked away. It was true that he had begun to feel some kind of way towards his blonde cellmate. At first he thought it was just a weak attraction so he ignored it, but the more time he spent with the blue eyed prisoner, the more he had begun to realize he felt something more than that. He was always there to protect the blonde when fights would break out, always looked forward to waking up to his yells about using his shampoo, shit, they would even read books about how to assemble bombs.
He chuckled to himself
He pretty much did everything with him. Not to mention how his heart beat fast when those blue orbs looked at him or how his smile lightened up his day.
He closed his eyes...yeah, he fell hard.
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"Shit" Kakashi whispered, spotting a security officer standing by the gate next to his office.
"Kakashi wtf, you said they went out for break" deidara angrily spit out
"They did. Seems like they didn't trust having only one officer watching the gates"
By the gate, there was a short chubby man with a white t-shirt that said "SECURITY" on it, tucked in black slacks. He wore a black belt with a badge attached to it stating his name. He was currently eating a powdered donut but when he looked up at them, he quickly tossed it in the trash beside him and saluted.
"Officer Hatake, what brings you here with these two"
"These two have names donut guy, It's Kisame and Deidara to you" the blue prisoner said
The security looked offended "What did you say" he said, puffing out his chest
"Stand down Carl, you shouldn't let these two get under your skin" Kakashi interfered.
"Two? Wtf kakashi, I haven't even said anything, it was all this shark look alike right here" deidara pointed out
The white haired officer rolled his eyes. God why couldn't these two ever stay quiet.
"Just don't pay attention to them"
"Your right officer." Carl nodded as he looked over at kisame "you're lucky hatake is here to hold me back"
Kisame smirked as he put up his hands, pretending to be scared.
"Anyways" the security looked back at kakashi "why are they being brought in"
"Well you see, I seemed to-"
"He found us fucking in a supply closet" deidara finished the sentence, looking as innocent as ever.
The security didn't look fazed, it became a regular thing now in days to find prisoners fucking pretty much anywhere. He just nodded and opened the gates to the three men.
Kakashi nodded in thanks and turned the knob to his office. Kisame and deidara were the first to enter as the white haired officer stepped in afterwards. Closing the door he went up to both prisoners and began unlocking their cuffs.
"Really Deidara? Fucking? No offense but I don't do blondes" kisame stated, rubbing his wrists.
Dei waved him off "If I wouldn't have interfered, kakashi would've came up with a horrible excuse"
Kakashi turned to this, a hurt expression crossing his face "I was not"
"Oh yeah, then what excuse were you going to make up?"
"..."
"Told ya"
Kakashi swore to himself as he sat down behind his desk and turned on the computer. Honestly he didn't know why he was allowing this. He was basically risking his job to help out some blonde kid he didn't even know, and it was all because Sasuke had to step in. He should've denied all of them, let them suffer in there, eating that horrible mac and cheese the cooks served everyday.
It's not like he was a horrible person, he was just too lazy to get involved or help for that matter. But when Sasuke told him to help them, he couldn't say no. There was something about his son that made him retaliate and give the blonde a chance at proving his innocence, I mean, it's not everyday you see your stoic son find interest in anyone. Except of course that red haired girl he dated for a while.
"Yo kakashi, mind letting me watch porn after we find what we need?"
He takes it back, they can eat mac and cheese for the rest of their lives.
"We need to hurry the fuck up before we get caught deidara." Kakashi looked at Kisame "You could hack in the system and erase the clips that are being recorded inside this room right?"
"Honestly hatake, you seem so paranoid. Of course I can, don't doubt me just yet"
The white haired officer rolled his eyes.
"Get over here, the computers on"
Kisame nodded and walked around the desk as kakashi went to the door to check if any unexpected visitors decided to stop by.
"Shit" the blue prisoner said, pinching the bridge of his nose "I didn't ask the kid where the crime took place. How am I supposed to know which cameras to look through?"
"Fuck!" Dei swore "Well I can go to him and ask"
"No" Kakashi cut in "We don't have much time and the securities might catch you sneaking out. I remember the name, I believe it was Konoha street"
Both kisame and deidara nodded with serious expressions stuck to their faces as the blue prisoner focused solely on the computer in front of him.
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20 Minutes passed by with pure silence. A figure stood by the door, another sat in a chair while the other operated the computer.
"It's no use" Kisame broke the silence "I've looked through every camera in that specific street and nothing. Turns out the feds were right, almost all of them were turned off"
Deidara walked around the desk in a swift movement "But why would the stores have there cameras off?"
"It's like there asking to be robbed" Kisame answered. He saw a document labeled as untitled and frowned "Kakashi, what's in this document?"
Kakashi furrowed his brows as he walked around the desk as well. He was about to answer, when all of a sudden the door opened.
Deidara quickly crouched down, trying to hide as kisame and kakashi stared with eyes wide at the intruder.
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"Hello, I'm here to see officer Hatake. He called me in"
Officer Carl looked up, glaring at the guy that dared interrupt him from playing his candy crush game.
"Were you caught fucking as well?"
The prisoners eyebrows scrunched up in confusion at the question.
"Wha-"
"Of course you were. God, why do all these prisoners act like horny rabbits?" The officer spoke to himself while opening the gate.
"His office is right there" he said pointing at the brown door with the name Hatake. K on it.
The prisoner nodded and gave one more confused glance to the officer before walking to the door and opening it.
Entering the office he was met with his dad and kisame behind the desk, eyes widened as they let out relieved breaths.
"Itachi, fuck, you almost gave us a heart attack." kakashi said "How did you get past security?"
He shrugged "As much fun as that would be, I was actually looking for deidara. Konan mentioned seeing him being cuffed? I simply told the officer you called me in"
Kisame smirked
"Hey blondie, you can get up now"
Itachi frowned. He was about to question him when he saw a blonde figure standing up slowly behind the desk looking a little frazzled.
He froze, what the hell was going o- Wait...'Were you caught fucking as well?'...He remembered the securities question earlier. His whole body felt cold with the realization. Were deidara and kisame caught..fucking?
Watching the way dark eyes grew angry, deidara quickly spoke up "Itachi, wait, it's not what it looks like"
"Dei wtf! Why were you on your fucking knees!?"
Bad idea
Deidara ran towards itachi, covering his mouth as someone started banging the door.
"Officer Hatake, everything alright in there? Why is someone on their knees?"
Kakashi sighed "I'm making the prisoners wash the floor as punishment. Everything's alright"
"Very well"
They all heard footsteps disappearing behind the closed door and sighed. Kakashi glared at his son but itachi ignored him. His main focus was the blonde in front of him. He was expecting a good explanation as to why he was on his knees behind the desk with kisame.
"Itachi, it really isn't what it looks like. Kisame and I are looking through the cameras to see if we could find some evidence for Narutos case"
"That doesn't explain why you were on your knees"
"First of all dumbass, I wasn't on my knees, I was crouching down" the blonde said, shoving itachi away "Second, I was hiding because I heard the do-"
Itachi simply rolled his eyes and grabbed him by his blonde hair, slamming their lips together.
Caught off guard, dei put both his hands on itachis chest, closing his eyes as a pair of smooth lips began moving against his, lust beginning to course through his veins. Those experienced lips latched onto his bottom lip, sucking on it for a brief moment before teeth bit down lightly making him gasp in surprise. He felt a wet tongue slide into his mouth, exploring his wet cavern; wrenching a long moan from his throat when that delicious organ found his tongue. An arm wrapped itself around his waist pulling him closer to itachis muscular body as he slid his own arms up and wrapped them around a pale neck.
And just like that, Itachi pulled away. A smile evident on his face as he spotted the blonde with his eyes closed, sporting a full on blush.
Deidara felt his face heat up, he was a panting mess at this point. He opened his eyes, meeting a pair of beautiful black ones staring down at him. He didn't know why this man kissed him, but he loved it.
Kakashi cleared his throat "Uh Itachi? I didn't know you had a boyfriend"
Without taking his eyes off the blonde, he smirked "I do now"
Deidara rolled his eyes as he looked away with a huff. What a way to swoop a man off his feet.
"Guys!"
All three men turned their heads to look at kisame.
"I found something"
Quickly, the figures ran around the desk, leaning down, watching as fingers moved the mouse to click a play button.
2 minutes into the video was enough to have everyone stare in shock.
"No way" a whisper was heard