Chapter 1: I'M WHERE!? And I CAN TALK!?

Hello all I'm back. It seems the bullet the plot bunny shot me with is still lodged in head, because I started writing this as soon as I posted the last chapter. I don't know if I want it out now. On one hand ideas are flowing in at an amazing speed, on the other hand its giving me a headache and I can't concentrate in other things that are important, like sleep and I guess university. Anyway, we'll see what happens, for now though onto to the story.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN DETECTIVE CONAN.

I felt a sense deja vu waking up. But looking at my surroundings it all came back. And just to make sure I quickly looked down and…. Yep I have paws, good for me.

The questions are, what do I do now? I mean I'm in the middle of who knows where, able to understand a language I didn't know yesterday, and god knows what else?! But it seems a rumble answered me, and it sure wasn't the sky. Blushing in embarrassment, even though I'm sure no one can see me. I slowly stood and slinked through the bushes, being mindful where I put my feet?... Paws? I wasn't successful at times and often ended up face planting the ground in a comic factor.

But food is a great motivator when your hungry and in no time, I could walk no problem. Though I don't think I'm quite ready for anything faster, I'm not that confident yet. God its like I'm a toddler again. Well what I guess what a toddler would experience, my memory isn't that good.

Now I have new problem on my paws. How the hell do I get food? Because I'm pretty sure I don't have money and I'm not 100% sure that cafes or food vendors would serve a…..?

That's a question, what am I? Am I a cat or a dog? I'm guessing some sort of dog judging by the size of the paws. I guess its going to be added to my ever-growing list of things to do. Now, where was I? Oh yes looking for food and maybe a puddle or some sort of reflection, just so I can have a good look at myself.

I settled into a slow walk looking around trying to spot anything that might help check some items off my imaginary list. So far there was only trees, bushes, more trees, oh look a bench, more trees and look there a fountain and a trash bin. Well I can't be picky no can? I'm pretty sure I can smell a sandwich in there. Three cheers for heighted senses! So, as I was just about to go dumpster diving and then maybe a very long bath in the fountain, I heard it.

Nearby there were two girls talking to each other, Highschool students judging by their uniform, if I'm guessing correctly. One had dark brown hair while the other had a honey coloured hair. I carefully creep closer trying to make out what they said. "… wear for Kaito Kid-sama's heist tonight?" said the honey coloured one.

I never heard her friends reply, as I had shot in a panic before she had the chance to. Because that was impossible, right? Thieves where I come from don't have public heists, in fact the only thieving thief I know who would do such a thing and is also called Kid is from a fictional world. So, this can't be real.

Just then I tripped over (stupid feet, paws whatever) and face planted a newspaper. A newspaper that had a certain grinning and white glad thief on it. I stared at it, it stared back, I stared at it more and then a piercing shriek escaped my mouth (muzzle?). It was also then that I noticed a child staring at me. "WHAT!?" I snapped.

I wasn't expecting the child to reply, after all I'm a dog and dogs can't talk. But I was stunned when the child eyes widen before taking off. "MUM, COME SEE THE DOGGY CAN TALK" the little boy shouted.

I blinked after him. My mind like a hamster wheel before a light bulb went off. "WWWWHHAATT THE FUCK, I CAN TALK? WHAT DID I DO TO DERVSE TO BE PUT INTO THIS AWSOME YET CAZY AS SHIT WORLD?" I screamed, which wasn't really a good idea since anyone could have heard me.

I quickly ran into a nearby bush catching my breath. Before shooting off again before the child brings back reinforcements and possibly be dissected on by crazy people.

After a few minutes I calmed down and slowed to stop which happens to be above a puddle, and I could make out my features. I was one of my favourite dog breeds, a Kai Ken. So here I am, in one of my favourite animes as one of my favourite dog breeds. Question is what do I do now?