"Freddie, I'm here." She said as she walked in the door to the flat.
"Did you get the stuff?" I asked running to her and giving her a big hug and kiss.
"Yes I got the stuff." She replied, rolling her eyes as though it was a stupid question.
"Well what are you doing? Go take it. I can't wait any longer. These last two weeks have been absolutely awful. Why did George have to go and ruin everything?"
"Freddie, calm down. You told me everything was going to be okay and now I'm telling you."
"Well, you know we could've figured this out a lot sooner if you wouldn't have been so stubborn. Why'd we have to do this the muggle way again?"
"Because I understand the muggle way. I pee on a stick, it tells me if I'm pregnant. Simple."
"Wait a second. You're telling me that you, Hermione Jean Granger, doesn't understand how a wizard pregnancy test works?"
"I never said that." Hermione said, blushing.
"Oh, but it was implied. This is the greatest thing I've ever heard. I understand something that Hermione doesn't understand. GEORGE!!! WE UNDERSTAND SOMETHING HERMIONE DOESN'T!!!"
"Merlin Fred. Calm down. It's not that big of a deal." Hermione whined.
"Mione, it's the biggest of deals. You know and understand everything except this and I do understand this. I'm so happy!" I smiled, and she hit me to signify her annoyance.
"Whatever. I'm going to go take this and then we'll know for sure." Hermione walked off to the bathroom and I followed, standing on the other side of the door.
"How long does this take?" I asked impatiently.
"It would take less time if you'd shut up. Why are you such a child? It takes like 5 minutes."
"The wizard way is instant so ha." I laughed.
"Enough about the wizard way. This is my body and I want to test it the muggle way. Calm down. Also you can come in now." The minute she said that I busted through the door.
"Are we having a baby?" I asked urgently.
"I said you can come in. I didn't say it was done. Calm yourself Freddie."
"I can't. I need to know if you're having a baby so I can prepare myself for fatherhood. I have to mature in 9 months enough to parent a child."
"Maybe not. The test should reveal the answer any second now."
"So are we having Fred Jr now or not yet?"
I waited for Hermione to answer but she didn't. She just sat there anxiously looking at the little white stick in her hand.
"Freddie, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A BABY!!!" She shouted happily. "It's not that I don't want a baby but I was barely ready for sex. I don't know how I could've handled a kid."
"I get it Hermione. Also, I don't think I'm ready to be a dad. I still need you to take care of me because I'm not adult enough to take care of myself."
She ran over to me and gave me a great big hug. I picked her up and twirled her around. "I love you Frederick Gideon Weasley and I don't think anything will her change that. Next time though, please remember to use protection." Hermione whispered in my ear.
"Hermione Jean Granger, you're the most beautiful specimen to ever walk this earth and I want to be with you for all of eternity. Anything that could ever change my chances will go. Unless you have a problem with my Georgie. If that's the case I'll show you the door." I laughed and dipped her into a low kiss, laying her back on my knee as we made out.
After about 5 minutes she broke the kiss off and said, "We don't have to tell anyone about this, right?" I laughed and agreed before reclaiming her lips and picking her up like a princess.
I took her into the bedroom and set her down on the bed. "Are we really going to do this again?" Hermione asked, giggling and tugging on my shirt.
"Well I was honestly thinking talking and sleeping but you know, I'm totally down for it. It's up to you, princess." I said lying down next to her.
"Well, I am certainly not against it, but I'm willing to just cuddle and talk."
"I think we should have some fun. Georgie went out with some chick for the rest of the day and said he only might be back tonight. He wouldn't tell me who he went out with though."
She rolled over, half of her body on top of mine and grabbed my face with her soft hands. She sealed my lips with a kiss and I flipped on top of her.
"Someone feels powerful." Hermione laughed as I placed my arms under her back and pulled her upwards until I was standing and she was sitting on the edge of the bed.
"Are you sure you want to?" I asked, but without hesitation she ripped my shirt off before removing her own.
"Are you sure you can handle me? I'm crazy for you." She smiled.
"Oh believe me. It's you who isn't ready. I know what I'm doing. This isn't my first rodeo." I laughed and smashed my face into hers, bringing her stomach to touch my own.
"Oh really? Because at the lake you told me you'd never done it before."
"Yeah. It's my second rodeo. Duh." I laughed and took off my pants, keeping my underwear on.
"Can you stop stalling and make it happen now?" She asked.
"It's called foreplay Mione. Also, I'm not about to forget protection. I'll be right back." I ran to the drawer next to my bed and grabbed a condom. "Don't look!" I shouted.
"Freddie, I saw it last time."
"That's not the point Hermione. I'm not going to let you ruin my fun. Now don't look or this isn't happening." I smiled and looked back to see that she wasn't looking. Then I pulled down my underwear and put the condom on. I pulled my boxer briefs back up and turned around.
When I turned around I saw that Hermione was wearing lacey black underwear, perfectly matching her bra. She was laying down on the bed as though she was posing for an underwear magazine.
"Merlin, Mione. You're too good at that. It's scary. Please tell me I'm the first one to have the pleasure of seeing this."
"Yes darling. Don't worry. This body is for you, and you alone. Now get your butt over here because I can't stand it any longer."
I came close to the bed, but far enough away that she couldn't reach me. "I don't know Mione. This is fun and it's payback."